Tuesday night

First time here. Went at about 9:45 on a Tuesday night. Inside the front door is a long hallway. Pay your $20 cover at a window, walk through the door at the end of the hallway where the bouncer takes your receipt and gives you a stamp. Seemed like things were just getting rolling. When I first walked through the door, could only see one dancer, who was working the stage, and 4-5 patrons sitting around.

The low stage (maybe three feet high) is along the wall to the left, with a couch and a row of well-worn chairs a few feet away. After getting situated, I took a seat at the stage. I haven't read too far down in the reviews here, but what previous reviews don't convey fully is that you can actually get pretty good mileage sitting at the stage here. (Or at least that was my experience early in the evening.) Each dancer at the stage is up for about 3 songs, but there doesn't seem to be a strict minimum or limit. As they strip and do a few pole tricks, they come off the stage and interact with the customers in the chairs and on the couch. This means topless and bottomless lap grinding. One dancer shoved her tits in my mouth stage-side. Another licked my crotch (over the pants of course) and invited me to stand up, grab her hips, grab her hips from behind, while she bent over and grinded a bit while nude. Several rubbed their tits over my crotch and ran them up to my face. Anyway, my point here is that for what seems like a steep cover ($20), plus a few $1s thrown on stage, can get you a lot more action than you can get in any of the DC air dance clubs.

Off to the left of the stage is a well-lit nook with a large couch and a few chairs where you get the $20 lap dances. Apparently these dances are no touching of the tits or ass, which doesn't seem at all to be a rule at the stage. (As to the apparent lack of rules at the stage, note, however, that I saw a young guy slap a dancer's ass in front of the stage. Nobody said anything, but the dancer never returned to his chair during the remainder of her set.)