I miss stripper nails

No, I could care less, but to each their own.

Nails don't do much for me. I rarely notice them. However - good hygeine is important - keeping them clean is always a good thing.

I never notice dancer nails. But I've taken at least three strippers to a nail salon in the past year. So I have the distinct impression that quality nail care is not completely dead.

I love nice well manicured painted nails, but I don't want any scary long talons anywhere near my lady parts.

For the most part, I couldn't give 2 fucks about nails. "Unpainted bitten" nails might be ratchet (ha ha! My stripper word-of-the-week!) enough that I'd notice... but I suspect this is hyperbole on your part, I don't think I've ever seen guy-style bitten nails on a stripper.

As a general rule, women do their nails for other women. It always shocks me when a woman acts surprised that men don't appreciate nails, and that they've been doing their nails for other women (and themselves) all along... but it still happens. Women and men just don't understand each other ... hey, someone should write a comedy routine about that!

Have you paid JS69 the annual $100 fee to be able to use the term "DS"?

lol at other guys using DS!

A lot of guys don't pay attention to nails, some do.

However, subconsciously, I think it matters. A dancer is going to be more appealing if she has attractively manicured nails than if she has also sorts of chipped or bitten nails, chipped polish, etc. That looks trashy.

Yes I originally owned intellectual property rights in the DS phrase and all that it involves. However, in response to this gracious gift from the strip club gods, I have dedicated all of my rights to the public. DS is now in the glossary, and as such it is available to all PLs. All PLs may now use DS to refer to their ultimate, as close to perfect as possible, strippers.

You're welcome.

Just the other day one of my favorites showed me here broken nail. If she hadn't brought it up, I wouldn't have noticed.

I've never noticed nails.

I appreciate good long nails and have the scars to prove it.

I don't agree nails register on any level for guys, beyond maybe a pretty coarse-grained standard:
Gross: short dirty bitten nails, etc
OK: anything that looks better than the above

Or, in other words, women make a huge deal between a woman who just got her nails did by a pro (mani, fake nails, etc), and a woman who inexpertly did her nails herself 3 weeks ago. For every single guy I know, a half-second glance tells us both fall in the "OK" category, and he can move on to concentrating solely on her tits now. It's women who grade these on a fine-grained scale and make a huge deal about the difference

At our clubs the girls paint their nails, tend to at least. I like it, though I know they are impractical. They tend to keep them long, and sometimes they are fake, but I still like it.

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It suggests a woman who never does much of anything, but is just an odalisque.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odalisque

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It's an idea similar to high heels, and to the Chinese foot bind.

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