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4got2wipe
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I was hoping for another tall tale from DoctorPhil when I logged in. Just imagine, one family gave us both Hendrix and Prince!

So I thought I'd share my family's brush with musical brilliance! This a tale passed down from generation to generation about one of the female members of the 4got clan. My great-great-great-...(I'm not sure how many greats) grandmother gave Mozart his first rimjob!

And that, my friends, is why he wrote "Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schön sauber"!

6 comments

  • rockstar666
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    9 years ago
    WTF? People did rim jobs in Mozart's time? I thought casual oral sex was a relatively new thing. Most couples in the 1950's and earlier did not perform oral sex as a normal function.
  • crazyjoe
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    9 years ago
    Brilliant!
  • 4got2wipe
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    9 years ago
    "WTF? People did rim jobs in Mozart's time? I thought casual oral sex was a relatively new thing. Most couples in the 1950's and earlier did not perform oral sex as a normal function."

    Where do you think he got the idea for "The Magic Flute"? According to 4got family lore it was originally intended to be "The Magical Rusty Trombone"! ;)
  • shadowcat
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    9 years ago
    What is a rim job?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDKWwC2q…
  • ATACdawg
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    9 years ago
    Mozart was a certified genius! No wonder he invented the rim job. Unfortunately, he died from E-coli ingestion.

    And you all thought that Salieri poisoned him.

    ;-)
  • rockstar666
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    9 years ago
    Gay men have always had oral sex; my post was confined to heterosexual couples.
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