I was hoping for another tall tale from DoctorPhil when I logged in. Just imagine, one family gave us both Hendrix and Prince!
So I thought I'd share my family's brush with musical brilliance! This a tale passed down from generation to generation about one of the female members of the 4got clan. My great-great-great-...(I'm not sure how many greats) grandmother gave Mozart his first rimjob!
And that, my friends, is why he wrote "Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schön sauber"!

WTF? People did rim jobs in Mozart's time? I thought casual oral sex was a relatively new thing. Most couples in the 1950's and earlier did not perform oral sex as a normal function.