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4got2wipe

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10 yrs ago · 1 min read

I was hoping for another tall tale from DoctorPhil when I logged in. Just imagine, one family gave us both Hendrix and Prince!

So I thought I'd share my family's brush with musical brilliance! This a tale passed down from generation to generation about one of the female members of the 4got clan. My great-great-great-...(I'm not sure how many greats) grandmother gave Mozart his first rimjob!

And that, my friends, is why he wrote "Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schön sauber"!

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rockstar666

WTF? People did rim jobs in Mozart's time? I thought casual oral sex was a relatively new thing. Most couples in the 1950's and earlier did not perform oral sex as a normal function.

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crazyjoe

Brilliant!

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4got2wipe

"WTF? People did rim jobs in Mozart's time? I thought casual oral sex was a relatively new thing. Most couples in the 1950's and earlier did not perform oral sex as a normal function."

Where do you think he got the idea for "The Magic Flute"? According to 4got family lore it was originally intended to be "The Magical Rusty Trombone"! ;)

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shadowcat

What is a rim job?

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ATACdawg

Mozart was a certified genius! No wonder he invented the rim job. Unfortunately, he died from E-coli ingestion.

And you all thought that Salieri poisoned him.

;-)

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rockstar666

Gay men have always had oral sex; my post was confined to heterosexual couples.

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