In class, the teacher asked Jimmy how his weekend was
"Horrible", he said, " A car ran into my brothers asshole!"
"Now Jimmy", said the teacher, "the proper word is rectum"
Jimmy replied, "rectum? Damn near killed him!"
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In class, the teacher asked Jimmy how his weekend was
"Horrible", he said, " A car ran into my brothers asshole!"
"Now Jimmy", said the teacher, "the proper word is rectum"
Jimmy replied, "rectum? Damn near killed him!"
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last commentLol
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Hehehehehe
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Nice! That's great! Ass humor is always funny!
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That was nice here's one for you
Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men? A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.
The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense"
The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."
"It is not such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.
His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing one?
"Ever since my wife found it in my truck."
I had always wondered how this trend got started
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twentyfive, the original joke was he had on womens panties in the country clubs locker room.
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