Giving SJ one more shot
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Everything written by this member is a fact.
I'm trying to get to know her OTC. The first time I emailed her if she wanted to go to a movie, I received a could not be delivered message. Hey, it wasn't an outright "No" so I keep trying.
The second time I sent a direct message thru instagram asking her if she wanted to go get something to eat at a fancy restaurant. Her publicist responded saying she would love to, but she doesn't go out with pathetic losers. I didn't follow up with an option to eat at my place in my mother's basement instead of going out, but maybe that one was my fault.
Lastly, she has been ignoring me for close to 2 weeks. I responded to one of her tweets asking her if she wanted to go to a sporting event this upcoming Wednesday (I had two tickets and I expected she would be back in town), I dreamt that she said she would love to, she was thinking of flying back in town on Wednesday, so if she got back in time she would go (the sporting event is at 7:30 pm). She said she would let me know when she has her flight info, she does stuff last minute.
If this doesn't materialize, I'm gonna give up on her and just realize it wasn't meant to be. Three strikes and you're out.
The sporting event is on Wednesday, so she'll probably let me know Monday or Tuesday.
Make a educated guess on what you think is gonna happen. Whoever gets closest to the right answer gets a prize lol. When I find out I'll report back.
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When you define SJ as Scarlett Johansson do you mean:
A. A stripper that looks like Scarlett Johansson?
B. A stripper that dances using the stage name Scarlett Johansson?
C. A joke about the real Scarlett Johansson?
D. An assertion that you've met the real Scarlett Johansson and she has decided to cheat on her husband with you?
I realize that A and B are not mutually exclusive. If D I'm looking forward to a truly brilliant crazy story, although I will be skeptical that it is true. Who am I kidding? I'm looking forward to crazy stories regardless. But context would be ace! ;)
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=4…
Her and Salma Hayek are my celebrity crushes.