A strippers prayer. Warning corney but cute lol

Freaking hilarious. Shout out to a great DJ friend that came up with this beauty.

Dear Stripper gods,

Dear stripper gods I ask thee for the green bills in my g string. Please let the black lights fade away my vast array of c section scars. Please let my hair be great and my eyeshadow too and let my mascara not run when im blowing you. Please allow an abundance of baby wipes and towels because with all of this makeup, sweat could turn me into a clown. Please guide my flips and turns and watch over me as if I fall that could end very badly! And most importantly I ask of thee to make sure that no one realizes although im paying for college I don't even have a GED!!!!

Don't know why but this just cracked me up.