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7440 W Greens Road Houston, TX 77064

appears to have not been cleaned in 10 years

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houoilguy
Jan 22, 2017, 4:02 PM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

Stopped in for the first time in years. The layout is a single large room with VIP upstairs. I came in and noticed the the door girl was very pretty, had large implants, and was very friendly. Unfortunately that was a good as it got. I think that the cover was $6 but I am afraid that I don't remember. I tipped the door girl, got a beer from the waitress, and let my eyes adjust to the dark. That was when I noticed that the easy chair I was in had armrests so dirty that they were discolored and that the chair I was in was threadbare enough so that I was sitting on fabric instead of velour. Hmmmmm. I moved, but the chair I moved to wasn't that much better. I didn't want to touch the armrests there either. I was approached by three older dancers, a little large and pretty rough- looking, and declined dances. I felt bad because they were nice and it did occur to me that they probably needed to keep dancing well past their prime, but I just wasn't interested. I finally got a few dances from a petite brunette who wasn't 55, and she was very hands on, which was nice, but she was clear that nothing much would happen downstairs because management was watching, which seems to be a common refrain. I wasn't up for that, so I left a little later. I don't know if this is representative of the weekday day shift. I would hit it again but Jesus does it need to be steam cleaned. I might have considered VIP but when she asked with a firm grip on me all I could think about was how dirty everything was.

I am really not sure how to rate this.

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