Dual review. A blast from the past, and a quiet day at the office ... which livened up later

I last visited Western Bar on a Wednesday night in November 2015 when, for a birthday treat, I took along an ex-lapdancer friend of mine, who'd only worked in Glasgow and had never experienced the fully nude dancers they have in Edinburgh. It turned out that one of the dancers at the WB remembered her from when they both worked at 7th Heaven! As far as I can remember there were about 6-10 dancers on that night, but none anywhere near as gorgeously hot as my friend!

Anyway, I took a dance in one of the booths with a reasonably attractive East European girl and came out to find my lady friend and the girl she knew chatting. We were then introduced to her dance duo partner, whose stage name Brooklyn was the same as my friend's had been! Inspired by these coincidences, MY Brooklyn was persuaded to agree to a duo dance from the two WB girls downstairs in VIP. I was included too of course (as I'd be paying) and, from memory, it cost me somewhere north of 50 quid (the equivalent of 10 one-on-one dances in a booth on a Wednesday).

To get to the "VIP room" downstairs you have to pass the gents urinals, which stank! Just beyond, the dancers unlocked a small room which doubles as a cloakroom for the dancers! They cleared away some of the clutter, closed the door, and we used the benches that stretched along 2 sides of the room for a series of dances - friend and I each got a fully nude dance from each of the 2 dancers in turn, then we each got a duo dance, then we got to choose one of them for a final dance. It was ok but no special mileage.

Later on, back in our hotel room, I got a far superior lapdance from my friend .... and a helluva lot more besides!!!