How much should be spent on a strip club recon mission ?
JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
Back in my broke days I used to recon clubs with enough money to put gas in my car, McDonald's in my tummy, $10 stage tips and one $25 dance lol.
I honestly haven't reckoned a club in a good minute and since I've got cash on hand how much should I use ?
Reckons are cheap visits for future trips right ?
Or am I looking at this wrong ?
I honestly haven't reckoned a club in a good minute and since I've got cash on hand how much should I use ?
Reckons are cheap visits for future trips right ?
Or am I looking at this wrong ?
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My recon budget is exactly the same as my operational budget: At least enough for 2 VIPs ($200), plus another $100 for possible cover charge, stage tipping, and alcohol. I don't see what the value of a recon is, if you don't come back with knowledge of what is arguably the MOST IMPORTANT information: what do private dances cost and what goes on during those dances? I mean, sometimes I can tell right away the club isn't my thing, and I don't spend all that money. But if the girls are pretty, the alcohol is affordable, and the hustle level is acceptable -- total waste of time if I don't do some dances. What is it you're waiting for, if you don't do dances during your recon? Do you have to go home and ponder the club on an ontological and metaphysical level before you commit to a VIP? If the place is go, why put limits on yourself as far as recons having to be cheap no-dance affairs?
Typical charges:
- Cover Charge
- Coat Check
- Valet Charge
- Drink / Waitress-Bartender Tip
- Some money to tip dancer(s)
I don't see how you can get out of the charges I mentioned above, but of course many clubs don't offer things such as valet, coat check, etc.
I'm most likely going to get a drink, and I am most likely going to throw a few dollars to the dancers on stage even if I really don't want a dance from them. After I finish my first drink, if I don't see anything I like and have given a decent amount of time to see girls come out of the back, I leave and move on to the next.
If I'm rolling through maybe 4 clubs on one night trying to find a good dancer, maybe by my 4th visit if the clubs crowded and I'm driving I may not even get a drink because it's too much of a pain in the ass to go to the bar and there's no tables open so I cannot get a waitress's attention.
If that won't happen, then consider the recon mission concluded and the results negative.
SJG
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I like the looks of them, but I would prefer them in higher heels and overall a more slutty look.
You do your reconnaissance in the front room, using charm and money to get a DFK + massaging + FOV + FIV makeout session going.
If that fails, then maybe another girl who was watching the interaction will jump into to take the first one's place. But otherwise, this is the juncture to cut your losses and declare the reconnaissance result a negative.
Don't listen to girls talk about what the will do in the back room. If they really mean it, they will be doing it right there with you in the front room, instead of talking about it.
A place where they try to force it all into the back room is the modern version of a clip joint. When they do it that way, it not only raises the cost, it spoils the quality of the interaction.
SJG
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Assuming a brand new club that I know nothing about
0-20 for cover
0-7 for coat check
5-20 for drinks
10-20 bucks for dance tips, could be a place where the girls just go around after every dance
40-60 for lap dances ( I like to get a minimum of two from a new dancer unless she's really bad)
So in essence about 130-140 to be safe
And yes, it all costs money, and at each stage of the process. But just don't let girls sell you dances.
SJG
If the club talent is not my niche I often don't get any dances and my only expenditure is cover and one drink (I'm not much of a stage tipper recon or not) - sometimes I'll get some dances out of boredom but usually regret spending the $$$ if the talent was not my niche.
I just can't imagine pissing away limited cash simply to pay for a door fee, a couple of overpriced drinks and one or two LDs. If cash is that tight, then there are better uses for the money. Maybe instead of McDs you could throw a steak on the grill, or visit a pub and eat a real meal with a few normally priced drinks, or keep a couple of bucks so you can eat tomorrow too, or...you get the picture.