I love/hate this club

I have a love/hate relationship with this club. I love the $10 laps dances. I love the fact that the girls get completely nude. I love the no pressure approach of the dancers. I love the mileage available in the lap dances and the in the private dances. I love the young spinners. I love the attitude of many of the dancers. I love the reviews. I hate the valet parking. I hate the smoke from various types of smokes. I hate the thug feel of the club at night. I hate the bouncers interrupting the private dances. I hate the ethnic mix of the dancers and the patrons. I hate the over crowding of the club. I hate the uncomfortable seating.