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Replacements

Always have backups, you never know when they'll quit or disappear. My last favorite quit over a month ago. It's been terrible. To make matters worse, a few weeks ago I saw a girl that had the body I look for,…

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Bigger Boobs - Yes Or No?

We all would probably agree most strippers would jump at the chance for bigger boobs. Here on TUSCL it seems the majority of PLs like natural boobs over fakes, regardless of their size. BUT If you'd survey most women from ages 20s to…

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What's the deal with Nicole Kidman?

I think most would agree that she's a hot lady but seeing her applaud is baffling! http://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/oscars/nicole-kidman-was-clapping-really-weird-during-the-oscars-and-everyone-is-confused/ar-AAntQHn?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp

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25-30 is like a sweet spot for bitches

They seem the most developed, experience and sexiest at these ages...not to young, not to old, not to annoying, not to jaded, but just right A goldie locks zone if you will

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Strip club DJ needed to announce the grammy, golden globes etc...

I think its time to let a strip club DJ start announcing the winners. Lets face it a drunk DJ dealing with drunk strippers with names that are ridiculously stupid and hard to say can get it right every time.…

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Yes, Sometimes A Dancer Likes You

Fri early evening, and I'm looking forward to quality time with my new regular, the tall thin blonde. It was crowded and I didn't see her at first, so I'm hanging at the bar getting settled when a VERY pretty…

Condor Club

San Francisco, California

Not the Condor I Remember

I used to frequent the Condor from 2005-2012, it was my favorite club in the city, but my last visit left a sour taste in my mouth. I only visited for about 45 minutes and…

Ten's Showclub

Tucson, Arizona

Low key dud

Was on that side of town running some errands so I decided to stop by overall decent place Not a big club goer so I was surprised they pat me down when I entered and…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

Chelsea is awesome !!!

I'm always in Cleveland for business like every other month and I fly in and stay on Brookpark rd close to the airport so I decided to go into ambers after I google local Stripclubs I…

Nags Head Gentlemens Venue

Spitalfields, England

CROWDED ON A FRIDAY EVENING

I went to the Nags Head on Friday evening with a lady friend who enjoys watching girls dance for me. I have not previously been on a Friday and it was heaving with male customers.…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Fun time overall at a BYOB club

Rolled up with 6 pack of bud light and settled in pretty quickly. Was immediately approached by a curvy moderately attractive girl who was pretty touchy. Chatted with her a bit and gave her one…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not a place I would go back to.

My bachelor party group went to the Rhino because we heard it was legendary. Once we arrived there was no place to sit. We were all basically standing there looking stupid. It was also too…

New York New York Cabaret

Franklin, Ohio

Not a bad little place

I've been to NYNY a few times now, since it's the closest club to Cincinnati. $5 cover, $25 dances. They do have a two-for-one night and a $10 dance night, but I haven't…

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Strip club cocaine dealer Alyson Colquitt released from jail

"GLAMOROUS stripper and cocaine dealer Alyson Colquitt who was arrested during police raids on Kings Cross clubs Bada Bing and Dream Girls has been released from a women’s prison." Glamorous? You be the judge. http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/strip-club-cocaine-dealer-alyson-colquitt-released-from-jail/news-story/7c33ac3548d8b83bd72409946e10dc96

First AMP Experience

I know there's a whole other site for this subject but I get a kick out of the feedback I get from here. I must be naive because until a few years ago, I thought the whole happy ending thing was an urban legend. I just couldn't believe that what happens in AMP was really going on. I travel a lot and often see these places. On a trip a few months ago I struck out at the strip club so I was back at the hotel with free time. I started researching rubmaps. There are plenty of AMP in the town I was in and I had nothing going on so it was the perfect time. I didn't go to one…

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Can you ever go back again?

Several years ago my ATF and I did a 3 way with a stripper on her 21st b-day. It was memorable and while she's a little thicker than I normally like, she sucked & fucked like a champ and the…

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H-Town

Haven't been in a while but looking for something different from my go to place CL. This place seems to have gone down hill. Any recommendation for some higher mileage but low key places?

ICON Gentlemen's Club

Timber Pines, Florida

Decided to stop in on a Wednesday afternoon. Half a dozen dancers. Okay time, I'll visit again.

Been in here several times, mostly weekday afternoons when i drive by during work, and a few weekends when I'm bar hopping. Beer prices are pretty good and the dancers are friendly. I'll…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Fun still

I went on a Tuesday night just to kill some time and see what was new. A few new faces on the scene and some of the old favorites too. I will say this dancers…

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Wikisexguide top 10 destinations

I just checked the list and none of them are in the USA or close to it , 1 is rio janeiro 10 is seoul

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Decent Visit - May Return

I went on a Monday evening mid-December while on a business trip. The club has a slightly strange layout, but don't let that throw you. The stage is clearly visible from everywhere. Most of the…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

had to return

About 2 months ago I did a review about my visit to Pandora's in North Seattle. I had to return to see if the lovely Carrington was dancing that day. I lucked out,…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

OA

Got to Oasis about 10:30 after a trip to Tattletale's. About 20-25 dancers and a half filled house. Looks ranged from 5-9. More younger (<25) dancers than my last few trips. Mostly white with a…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Sapphire - A solid bet

I was in Vegas for a couple days with some of my buddies and we decided to check Sapphire out. I have been here before but others in my group had not and had…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

TT

Made a trip to Tattletales prepared to spend more than I should (compared to Follies) on a nice VIP experience. Got there around 9 PM. Probably 12-14 dancers, all but 4-5 Caucasian. Looks ranged from…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Hot Bodies Club

I stopped by on the way to the airport on a Wednesday afternoon. The club had about 8 girls working when i arrived and around 12-15 when I left. It's not much to look at,…

Well worth the effort

So this is an invite only club but the dancers are hot so it's worth the small amount of effort you need to sign up. I went to the location in Times Sq…

Interstate Body Shop

Emlenton, Pennsylvania

Pass. Not much value.

I would pass on this club. It is basically a run down truck stop. You can get lap dances for 20 per song or 3 songs for 40. The dancers do not get naked in…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Great

After a disappointing afternoon visit back in the summer, I decided to try going to this club in the evening. In all honesty, what motivated me was hearing people constantly deriding the Parrot for having…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

OK

Went here around Midnight on a Thursday. Had been at The Cherry, which was fairly dead, so I decided to head across the parking lot to check it out. Place was extremely dead,…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

25-99 dancers

Went on a Saturday evening. The cover is around 22 dollars. The club was busy as you would expect on a Saturday evening. It's a byob club, but you can get non-alcoholic drinks from bar.…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

Not good

Arr. 4:10 4 dancers, showing nothing were on stage playing grab ass around/on pole. 3 at bar. Unimpressed, I started to leave without even sitting down. As…

Body Shop

San Diego, California

Good shopping

Stopped in in early afternoon. Private, all nude juice club next door to Les Girls. Still only $10 for lifetime membership, provides you done loose your membership card. Roomy interior with large…

Bustop

Boulder, Colorado

mediocre

club being in boulder had a lot of younger white college girls. prices are a little hefty in comparison to some other clubs on denver ie: 40 a dance or 3 for a hundred. they…

Lamplighter Lounge

St. Paul, Minnesota

some updates

ok, I normally dont add reviews anymore but thought I would add some updates for the Lamplighter. 1. They've added Tap beer to the menu, they even have an IPA if you like that kind…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Brave Place

I have been to this establish a few times to say the least. Used to live in Akron and have moved out of state, this place is a must go whenever I am back in…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

Not the best and not the worst

Physical Club: The club is nice and all centered around a main stage.. The club is dark in some places but when you're getting a dance, your eyes adjust; or at least mine did. Dancers:…

Foxy's Cabaret

Austin, Texas

constantly getting better

This club is owned by the same people who own Rick’s (topless club just a short ways up the street on I-35) and XTC Cabaret (nude club in North Central Austin). I’ve been to this…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Great daytime shift

I went in after work in the late afternoon on a Tuesday. I wasn't expecting much given the time, but I was really impressed with the shift of girls that were on. There was always…

Desert Flame

Mesa, Arizona

The owner of this club needs to make some changes

Went in on a Saturday late afternoon. No cover when I got there. Stayed from about 5-7. Most of the time no girls on stage. Sat in the room with the…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

A Saturday Night @ Crazy Horse Bedford

Got some free money and wanted to have some fun. Stopped by Crazy Horse @ Bedford at around 8:00 pm. There was a curvy girl dancing on the stage. Seemed like there were 5 or…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

Small town club visit

Found myself in Urbana with a few friends and one of them suggested this place. I really wasn't expecting much and it was pretty much what I expected. The club is very small…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

great visit

Decided to check out some of the clubs in the area, and ended up at PH on a Sat night with friends. We got in around 10pm and things were pretty slow - but the girls…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Decided to give another shot

Thursday afternoon and decided to try it again. I miss the old days. Club was dead and only had about 4 other people visiting. Girls were very lethargic and didn't want to…

Blue Flame Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Popped My Blue Fame cherry.

This was honestly jus a random excursion with my roommate, but we decided to head to the BF to catch the end of day shift on a Friday. When we first walked in I was…

Blue Flame Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Popped My Blue Fame cherry.

This was honestly jus a random excursion with my roommate, but we decided to head to the BF to catch the end of day shift on a Friday. When we first walked in I was…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Fun night overall

In town for business, I debated on a few options and went to Hustler. The club is not in the heart of downtown, but pretty close - and there's another joint next door if you…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Bogarts never disappoint me

I was there for interview in toledo and i wanted to check out my fav strip club. I drove like an hour to get there, 5 dollar cover charge. It was busy and I enjoyed…

Shangri La East

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Worst Strip Club Ever

I had a heard solid reviews of this club so, I decided to give it a shot. Got in and it was friendly enough and it seemed your standard affair of loud music and dancing.…

The Library Gentleman's Club

Redlands, California

Rare night visit

Usually I'm a early afternoon visitor of the strip clubs, but I had a night off and nothing to do, so I thought I would see how the fare was here about 7 pm.…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

Sonny's

I stopped visiting Sonny's awhile back for a variety of reasons, but with the closing of Centerfolds I decided to give it another try and I've made a couple of recent Saturday night visits.…

Skin and Games

Portland, Oregon

sinrock rocks

Love that mcds and taco bell are bettween a all nude club and parking is easy and dances for all nude are 35? or thats what i was paying ill try the vip next time.…

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, California

An afternoon of Bliss

I dreamt I checked out Bliss and so far, it's my favorite COI club - so much so, I had the same dream twice in the same day. Like most HM clubs, the mileage is better…

Circus Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

Brutal

I was in the vicinity of the Block post-happy hour, and I thought, "Hey, maybe I can sneak in a quick visit before it gets too crowded." So I walked in and instantly regretted…

Center Stage

Springfield, Massachusetts

Clip Joint

When I was a young lad, forty years ago, I grew a pair of balls and went into a Times Square strip joint. It was a time when Times Square was the vicious, nasty, sex-club…

The Landing Strip (was Forbidden Fruit)

Ronkonkoma, New York

Ya never know

I like the layout of this place. The bar is situated away from the stage and the stage is against a wall with plenty of seating. There are pools tables and arcade games.…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I Synned, but not very much...

After Paradise (separate review), I checked out Synn's. Well, if Paradise is known for UHM with lower-tier girls, Synn's is the opposite. I was blown away by the quality of some of the girls on…

Wild Wild West Gentlemen's Club

Salina, Kansas

I was at this club 3...

I was at this club 3 years ago and had an awesome time, so good that I couldn't wait to check into my hotel and scoot over in hopes of a replay. So I ended…

5th Alarm Lounge

Springfield, Massachusetts

Seems to be going downhill

I have generally enjoyed the Fifth Alarm over the span of three decades. Thirty years ago, it was a great divey strip joint, and over the past ten or twenty years it has been a…

Omar's

Lansing, Michigan

Dull visit

I got in at around 11. I didn't see many dancers that were my type. Three with extremely fake looking boobs, 3 with builds like 12 year olds, 3 larger women. I…

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Paying a stripper to Role Play

Ever be in a playful mood and desire a role play situation with a hoe ? Maybe it's just me but I know girls are playful and flirty by nature and most love this Shit I've been wanting to role play…

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If your looking for motivation for money, bitches or whatever you seek then this

https://youtu.be/6h4N-WclHmc that's the link...it's a must listen Good song but this is more about the intro motivation speech and it's message Let's let this message in courage us to greatness

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txtittyfag(dot) and HughGRectum are Homosexual Lovers!

Title says it all! Lol!

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Private Dances in Birmingham Alabama Clubs

What are the rules for VIP private dances in Birmingham? Is touching allowed? Do they get fully nude? What happens besides the regular grinding and boobs in face deal?

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Demoting a CF

I'm a firm believer in maintaining backups to the CF to eliminate dry spells. Unfortunately I only have 1 club that I enjoy in a reasonable distance so I have keep the herd in a single pen. No, they aren't…

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Help me... I think I'm falling into a relationship

Wasn't my first choice of stripper (this chick's gotta ton of tattoos) but one night she asked (begged more like it) one of my favs to asked me to get a dance from her. The dance was not…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Another good time

As I have said in many reviews Tattletale is a local bar type atmosphere especially for the daytime shift regulars sitting with girls, not much stage action. Saturday was slightly different, when I entered Kiana…

Showbar

Springfield, Massachusetts

Closed

According to a dancer friend, Showbar got closed down in the Summer. It was supposed to reopen in October. Then, it was supposed to reopen in November. I stopped by in December, and it was closed. I stopped…

Anthony's

South Hadley, Massachusetts

The same as it ever was

I went to Anthonys after finding Springfield to be listless at all three clubs in town. Upon entry, the bouncer declined to charge a cover, which was different from other visits. I soon found out…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

nice weather relaxed afternoon

Last Friday, the weather is nice. So I decide to try Mario's as this one is bit far from my place (I used to visit Centerfold). when I arrived about 3 PM, the parking lot…

Playmates Club

Miami, Florida

Good to pass time

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon while getting some auto work done at a nearby shop. Checked ID at entrance. Helped myself to the bar and ordered a scotch. Sat down and watched the girls…

Candi Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

CIAA weekend

Last year during CIAA weekend I went to Club Nikki's in the afternoon and it was a lot of fun . Plenty of out of town talent, and a club full of dancers on a…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Hollywood

I've been out of town for a few months so I haven't been able to check out Hollywood. Went back this past week and was pleasantly surprised. About 6 or so girls working and all…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

quick, fun visit

Dropped in at the end of a long day to get a quick fix of naked women. Paid the cover and went in to find a club that was just starting to fill up.…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Nothing changes

Ahh, The Pony home of the pretty girls, when I went in Saturday afternoon that were about 15 to 20 girls working most of which on a scale of 10, were an 8. I sat…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Remains consistent if not a little outdated

I stopped in EB on a weekday afternoon, and paid the normal $5 cover. As I approached the bar, I was ignored by the bartender for a little bit until served my beer - which…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I went to a show at...

I went to a show at the Erotic Heritage Museum, and that included feee admission to this club so I gave it a try. After the show I walked over, showed the ticket receipt,…

ICON Gentlemen's Club

Timber Pines, Florida

Icon - A tale of two clubs

Icon as an afternoon place is very different from Icon as an evening venue. Visit the club around 3-5pm and it has a genuinely "clubby atmosphere". Holly, who runs the bar, has great…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Underwhelming but enjoyable.

In town for Spring Training, I wanted to check out the local talent after an afternoon game. I had some fun but was underwhelmed by the lineup. The club itself isn't small, with a rather…

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

Second visit not much better than first.

So tried this place again, it's really a place for the locals, not worth going too far out of your way to get to. The dancers are for the most part older ( 40s)…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

pretentious and over priced

Recently I happened to be in the South Austin area and had time to kill, so I finally made a return visit to the Palazio. It was about mid-afternoon on a Friday and when I…

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Philly 2AMer.

SOUTH PHILADELPHIA -- A woman was injured after a shooting at a gentleman's club in South Philadelphia. It happened around 4:15 a.m. Sunday at Club Onyx on the 2900 block of South Christopher Columbus Boulevard. The 26-year-old victim tells police she was…

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Watching sex scenes in a movie with your mother or your daughter.

The discussion about going to clubs with your son prompted this subject. My mother has long been gone but I have a very close relationship with my 40 yo daughter. Last week we had dinner together at my house and…

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Careful txtittyfag(dot)...

Judging from the comments others are directing at him it looks like tittyfag(dot) is really suffering due to me having him on ignore. So much so that he is rolling out various lame aliases to try and get around the…

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Cop gets pulled over for speeding

https://youtu.be/eu5HclyMPOM And reprimanded by a civilian lady

Scores Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Its your typical Scores

We were down in Tampa for a golf trip so we were hitting all of the clubs. This one is near mons venus. If youve been to scores they are all pretty similar. Decent sized…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Big disappointment from its Vegas club

Having been a long time fan of the Las Vegas location, I was excited to finally check out its NYC outpost last week. I was sorely disappointed. In terms of the club itself, it…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

First time visit

On a Saturday night in Akron, I was feeling a little cabin fever, so decided to try my luck at OGD. I have to a couple other clubs in Akron and have not been impressed.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Title

Seemed to be the place to stop in Providence, though I wasn't impressed. No cover, about 2 dozen customers and only 5 dancers in sight in the main bar(s) upon entering around 1pm. $6…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Still recomemended, always something different

I went back last Friday afternoon following a 6 month hiatus from strip clubbing. This is my favorite area club because of the relaxed vibe. I didn't recognize anyone! It seemed all the girls were…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Shift Change Visit

Headed over to Bogies after leaving Henry's. The day shift still has the "old group" there. The body builder chick who needs to give it up, the big tittied MILF that's a brunette…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Split visit

After a two month hiatus I decided to drop by and see what (if any) was new her. I'll skip the club description, since it remains the same. Came in late afternoon around…

Wisconsin Dolls Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

Not worth your money

This used to be an amazing club to go to last summer, but it now has new management and horrible, Not so friendly or pretty dancers. It's a waste of money. Drinks are way…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Very clean atmosphere with only limited dancers in the afternoon, usually three. Dancers are attractive and while on stage will rub their tits in your face as you tip. All do wear pasties on stage

Met up with a great spinner with the name Aspen. Aspen is a tight 32 b nice leg attractive lady. Suprise, she has several kids but there is no baby damage and she…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Been to the club on many occasions, clean, drinks are reasonably priced. Overall the dancers are attractive various sizes and ages to suit ones taste

Great milf name Teresa or Ariel, depending which club you have visited in the past. Tall blonde, late 30's with a body of a 20 year old. Great legs and small b sized…

Whispers

Portland, Oregon

New Location

Whispers has moved from its old location next to the Playpen club down to 81st and Killingsworth at the old Viewpoint club location. It's been there about two weeks now. Newly remodeled. The same set-up…

Lookers Showclub

Fredonia, New York

Only At Dazzlers

I am DJ Cass and I am the DJ at Dazzlers. We have recently taken on new ownership and our amazing new owner, James, has made Dazzlers a whole new club. He has brought back…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Saturday night visit

First time being here, I usually go to the others, but figure out to try this one tonight. This is a topless club, not a full nude club. I only saw 15-20 girls tonight, although…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

disappointing

I decided to finally give this club a try due to the dancer rating (on par with Foxy's Cabaret), and was shocked to discover how inaccurate these ratings can be. Foxy's Cabaret has girls who…

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The Oscars

No doubt we'll hear a few diatribes directed at you know who. What is it with these people that want to give us the benefit of their 'oh so important' opinions.

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

temporarily my go to club in wpb

Given my last visit to this club, decided to come back again, since last time I was here it was better than spearmint rhinos, which used to be my go to club for a long…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Another rough visit

This is strike 2. I went in and showed my VIP pass, bought my drink and then the guy tells me, "we have one dancer today". Thanks a lot bud... Well she was not the best...about…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Fun time X2

Went here on a very snowy Tuesday night. I come here, even though it's farther for me than Silk, because I know what I'm going to get if I get a lap dance or…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Always a Party

Bucks is a well established venue on the north side of Ft. Worth that I would personally recommend for a variety of reasons, the primary one being that the vibe is exceptional, girls are…

Club Stilettos

Bowling Green, Kentucky

Best in Bowling Green

Top Hat features some cute and very friendly girls. Although stupid KY laws require pasties and bottoms, these girls do NOT disappoint. The VIP dances are nice and private behind a curtain, extremely sensual,…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Wow!

This was my very first visit to Cheeks. I usually go to the Living Room. After a semi-disappointing stop at Living Room, I went to Cheeks. I'm so glad I did! Drinks were a little…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

SR

Not a fan of the big flashy strip joints in Vegas but the group wanted 2 go 2 SR. I don't see much benefit of the expansion at least on a weeknight. Weekends are a…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

2/22/17 Diamond Dolls

I had been to this club a few years back and had a nice time. Since I was visiting the area again, I thought it was time for a repeat visit. The club continues…

Hot Seat

Portsmouth, Virginia

Hot Seat not so Hot

After leaving Lappers as things have changed there (See My UNDER CONSTRUCTION) review, I decided to hit up their old sister club as I heard some of the old Lappers Girls went over there. It…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Couples Night Out

As usual, out with the wife at a SC. This time, we invited two other couples. Food was great, as usual. Dancers were nowhere to be seen. We had to beg our…

Paper Doll Lounge

Charlotte, North Carolina

Title

I was traveling though Charlotte and this place is not too far from the airport. It is across from a Walmart and easy to find. When I got there, I had to buy a membership…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Not bad

The living room is my club! Or it was my club. The last couple visits have been subpar, but usually after waiting for quite a while I can get a decent looking lady to chat…

Krystal Cabaret

Portsmouth, Virginia

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

I stopped back into Lappers for the first time in about 6 months. Apparently it has been taken over by the Headlights Crew. It was open but still a construction zone. I walked in around…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Still a favorite, but far from perfect

Mardi Gras has been my go to club for the past year. As you've probably heard, it was raided a couple months ago, and I have been a few times since then. Here…

Deja Vu

Torrance, California

Average but chill

Went on a friday night after dinner. Was a little buzzed so I thought id sober up for a few hours and check out the place. My expectations were low so i guess I can…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

PT's

The crowd this Friday night was much larger than recently, probably due to the better weather. Like all the Indy clubs, it was built over 20 years ago in what was then a middle class…

Babes Show Club

Jackson, Mississippi

Whaaaaaat?

Went in 1 am. 8 or 10 girls working, most were average at best. None had the full gfi breast I want to see I sat there for a bit over…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Tip your waitress

Madeline, Semra and Melissa showed me a good time. Went back to my old haunt to see what's going on. Plenty of free parking around 5PM. $5 cover (called "sin tax"). Got to meet sweet Melissa again, the…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

First time at this club

I visited back in oct 2016. It was a decent club. The door staff was really friendly. The club is Kinda small. The girls when I first showed up were not that great looking, but…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Friday night

Was bored last Friday night and had a few pass so I made a visit for the first time in over a month. Arrived a little after 10pm and left about 12:30am. Not that busy…

Gold Diggers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Decent mileage

I concluded my Friday evening with a return to this admittedly ghetto club, from 9:30 to 11:00. If you visit this club, you should park on one of the side streets on the east…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Lived up to the hype

After much reading several pages of reviews regarding this place , I decided to see for myself. I arrived about 30 mins after opening on a Saturday. It started off slow but there were already…

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Some time in March or April ATL Follies

Anyone wanna put together plans to hang and bang these bitches...not together lol...no homo....

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Gunshots fired at Fayetteville strip club and security guards, police say.

FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. (WNCN) — A man was charged after he fired gunshots into a Fayetteville strip club after an argument with security guards early Saturday morning, police say. Authorities said the incident took place around 1:30 a.m. at 912 Bragg Blvd.,…

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When food gives you gas...

Go for the Charco Caps https://www.walmart.com/ip/Charco-Caps-Anti-Gas-Formula-Activated-Charcoal-Capsules-260mg-36-count/34400932

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Puerto Rican sluts

Puerto Rican sluts with tight grips give you the spaghetti farts... Does this ever happen to you?

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Possible a new Tuscl word term...vote fuckers

Any time we over pay for a hoe it should be called a John Smith Example I was at the club when I John Smith that Hoe. Maybe JSH for short

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How much should i pay a stripper ITC to be pampered and baybied ?

https://youtu.be/7Kk6QF8EVe8 I want to be treated like this in the link above at times Some times I need something more than sex Is the cost of VIP or Champagne enough or should I tip very well for providing this to me... Also check out…

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How to dress like RickDugan

https://youtu.be/peNMRtMpnFw

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Whats the difference in treatments when tipping $1,$5,$10,$20,$50,$100 at stage

I'm curious to this situations ? The coolest move I've ever seen was this old red neck farmer looking guy used to come into a club that is now closed and would stage tip $100 to the hottest girl in the…

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Barebacking ebony stripper in the VIP room

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5715b6e4a64dd

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Sometimes you hairless apes disgust me! I just read about a stupid bitch that at

What the fuck is wrong with the hairless apes? My lion bud asks me to keep track of the more egregious misbehavior of hairless apes by reading the net, but this is seriously fucked up. https://caseyanthony.com/high-crimes/pangolin-princess-posted-her-foodie-adventures-with-endangered-animals-to-social-media/ Really? Pangolins should be off limits.…

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Anybody else find it weird when dad and son go out to strip club together?

I get the whole turning 18 going to see tits and ass thing but I gotta say from a dancer standpoint it just seems really weird to me. I have had dad and son get lapdances together before and just…

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OT: Fair or not ?

Transgender boy moves within 1 win of girls Texas title Mack Beggs pinned Kailyn Clay to improve to 56-0, putting him in Saturday afternoon's championship match. Beggs is a junior from Euless Trinity in the Dallas-Fort Worth area. His family has…

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Best Strip Clubs in LA

So I found this list of the best strip clubs in the LA area. Here it is. 1. Spearmint Rhino - City of Industry 2. 4 Play Gentlemen's Club - Los Angeles 3. Spearmint Rhino - Van Nuys 4. Fritz That's It - Anaheim 5.…

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All these years I've been doing it wrong

After a great OTC session where she used a banana as a dildo, she was really hungry. I suggested eating the banana. She took it and peeled starting from the end, not the stem. I'd never seen…

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Big Boob Aerobics

I'm pretty sure this has been posted before, but it's a goodie: http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/nude-aerobics-playboy-style_77825.html (1:29) I'm a big fan of exercise -- watching big-breasted babes working out nekkid, that is.

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Jenna Jameson in pictures

Click thru the picture gallery of Jenna Jameson. They saved the best for last. http://pagesix.com/2017/02/23/the-descent-of-jenna-jameson/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20170224#2

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A case study in how to pay hookers for sex

It's a very slow night. Three hours of clubbing and little more to show for it than fat, unattractive, old or ROB. I'm sitting with a 7.5 who is the best I can find. The little…

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Controlling the press

CNN: White House blocks news organizations from press briefing. http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIwq_2dszQ This is scary. This sounds like something you would read about in Russia, China, or North Korea. Is this really happening here in the U.S.?

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Long article but not mention of extras.

http://interactive.nydailynews.com/longform/2017/inside-sin-city-bronx-strip-club-anything-goes/

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Making Bacon

Two pigs fucking around when a robbery call comes in... http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/police-officer-performs-sex-act-9908980

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4 Conversations You Might Want to Have Before His Bachelor Party

"Brides" magazine may not completely agree with TUSCL's view of strippers. http://www.brides.com/story/how-to-discuss-bachelor-party-boundaries-including-strippers

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Touch

Is there a couple friendly club that allows touching

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Paid Sex Breaks? I have to hand it to the Swedes for this idea...

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/23/world/europe/a-paid-hour-a-week-for-sex-swedish-town-considers-it.html?_r=1 Population drop? What better way to make a new generation of Swedes. And THAT friend is what happened last night in Sweden If this is the new face of Socialism, I'm bitch slapping Skibum and TheeOSU and saying that Sweden…

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LeLu Love shows us how it is possible to LDK during a grind

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1551189866

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Getting high off of Oreao MilkShakes

https://youtu.be/-VxOwSNvXTA Yung Lean

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Shake dat azz shortie ( Jax Stax New single) club murzik

www.offtop.co/t/JcmtcyXZOe If your a fan then enjoy this strip club music Stax

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[OT] Stock Market Newbie questions on trades of shares

I have some newbie questions about how the stock market works. 1. Say I want to buy a 1,000,000 shares (scale or magnitude might be off, but assume large) of some company. 1.a Would THAT MANY shares have to be…

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Golden Trio of Moves Increases Chances of Female O

The Guardian: 'Golden trio' of moves boosts chances of female orgasm, say researchers. http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIwnvDtsTQ Not too surprising, but this may help a lot of guys out there. TLDR: Basically, most women won't orgasm from vaginal sex. A trio of deep french…

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Ex-CEO blew $445,000 in company money on lavish lifestyle, escorts — even giving

Finally a CEO who is not boring. "In late 2007, Grimstad and another iPayment employee visited the Spearmint Rhino strip club in Las Vegas, where they “became acquainted with an employee of that establishment who also worked as a personal escort,”…

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Shovel-wielding suspect disarmed at gunpoint outside Springfield strip club

This is the Juice version of a 2AMer. http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2017/02/shovel-wielding_suspect_disarm.html

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Fuck Her In The Pussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlkeZN8xGgw Amazing, this guy showed up on multiple newscasts!

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8PMer Applebees, Kansas City

What a fucking retard. http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2017/02/23/indian-americans-shot-mistaken-for-arabs.html

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Larryfishsticks Get Shot At By Off-Duty Police Going To Skateboard Park

Larry and his friends always fucking up someone's yard. https://www.yahoo.com/news/cops-home-truck-vandalized-viral-220800915.html

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Remember this fucker?

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=20978

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advocating for men falsely accused of rape:

https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/pamela-andersons-new-crusade-is-inspired-by-rumored-boyfriend-julian-assange-191621792.html Pamela Anderson plans to advocate for men falsely accused of rape. " The Baywatch star’s new cause is inspired by friend — and rumored boyfriend(!) — Julian Assange. The WikiLeaks founder has been holed up at the Ecuadorian Embassy in London for…

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I finally tell a dancer "NO" to OTC.

Never thought that I would see this day. She is just my type and I have done 6 or 7 VIPs with her that included everything except FS. She has agreed to meet me OTC for the whole enchilada and…

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OT: Socialism at it's finest.

I'm surprised that the left leaning usually socialist supporting AP has actually published a news report that shows socialism's warts. AP Analysis: Why Venezuelans have lost hope life will change By HANNAH DREIER and JOSHUA GOODMAN Associated Press CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) —…

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Sabine Jemeljanova (again)

Here is another delectable photo shoot of the pulchritudinous Latvian-British glamour model Sabine Jemeljanova: http://www.egoallstars.com/2017/02/sabine-jemeljanova-bedroom-booty-standout (11 pics) who demonstrates that she has a bountiful booty to go along with those magnificent mammaries.

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Cleveland 2AMer.

CLEVELAND, Ohio -- Cleveland Police are investigating a shooting in the parking lot of a strip club. According to police, the shooting happened just after 2 a.m. Thursday in the parking lot of Secrets on Brookpark Road. Police said one man was…

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In the end, the board decided to require that the club close at 9 p.m. on Monday

http://cars.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/trouble-leads-to-stringent-controls-for-tampas-playpen-nude-dance-club/2314198

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Wrighting off strip clubs as a tax ride off ?

2017 is my official first year of treating poker like a legit business...I've been talking with my CPA about what all I can right off as business expenses...I need to record my wins and losses because if I cash one…

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How much does it cost for a stripper to toss my salad ?

Talking fingers, toys and tounge up in my juicy ass

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Veteran Seattle officer charged after strip club probe

http://komonews.com/news/local/veteran-seattle-officer-charged-after-strip-club-probe

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Best time or day to get a stripper to come home with you?

Is timing everything? I noticed that strippers tend to make more offers to come home with me (for a price) at the end of their shift or Thursdays. What's your experiences?

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Strip club signal?

At On the Border(OTB) in Franklin, WI today and when I was getting money out of my wallet for a drink, I looked back up and the stripper sitting next to me was sticking out her tongue including making a…

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Pole Dancer Bumper sticker

I was following a suv today that had a bumper sticker that said POLE DANCER. There was a dude probably in his 50s driving it... What if that was his daughters car and she already gave me a ldk

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Advice on finding hairless ape whores!

I know that some of you hairless apes get upset about helping out those of us with no reviews, but I promise to tell you about all the hot spots for sexy female crabs on the Christmas Islands! I just…

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The worm turns

My ATF continues to stay sober and is dancing at a club with a long history of being owned and frequented by Italian mafioso. She just moved from a sober house to an apartment which is a 10 minute…

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Who the hell is cflock?

And why does twentyfive agree with whoever that is?

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If life is found on another planet and neon lights are also spotted...

would you sign up to be an astronaut figuring neon lights meant stripclubs and you'd be all about those alien extras?

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Judge won't take stripper shit

https://youtu.be/e7bEW8bXp64 Lol.

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Telling you what you want to hear

We've probably had this kind of thread multiple times. What are some things strippers have told you during or before lapdances that was exactly what you wanted to hear? Recently during a lapdance at a low mileage club, a stripper told me,…

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How much does it cost to finger ass fuck a stripper ?

2 digits knuckle deep just blasting shit juices

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Been a long time since i was last on tuscl

just droping in to see how my tuscl friends are and get caught up on what I have missed in the last few years ive been out on medical leave

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Tuscl Inpired JaxStax rap Track called "4Loko"

www.offtop.co/t/RiI8Gir0pm Enjoy JaxStax is the supreme rap champagne of Tuscl

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Having fun when aunt Flo is visiting

Yesterday at my favorite club I had one of my best strip club visits ever and it was her time of the month. I reconnected with an old favorite. A 22 yo spinner...4'11" 102lbs and legitimate college student. She…

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This is a problem if its true

I hope that this is fake news http://finance.yahoo.com/news/trumps-plan-to-declare-victory-on-the-economy-194250110.html

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Porn Sets: Have You Been There?

When watching many porn scenes these days, a lot of them (obviously) are filmed in actual hotel rooms. IDK why, maybe cheap sets? I always wondered how they got away with it, could the hotels possibly sue the…

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Nursing Home Worker Accused of Giving 100-Year-Old Man with Dementia a Lap Dance

Nursing Home Worker Accused of Giving 100-Year-Old Man with Dementia a Lap Dance https://www.yahoo.com/news/nursing-home-worker-accused-giving-221013520.html At the 0:37 mark she does a nice ass shake. I'm still confused on what the "charge" is.

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Way off Topic:Favorite Conspiracy Theory

What's your favorite conspiracy theory. I am not a real conspiracy theory guy other than for the occasional entertainment value. I started reading about Pizzagate yesterday and watching some youtube videos and damn there seems to be way too much…

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I'm convinced that this is a TUSCL poster!

http://straight.fleshbot.com/6020054/only-in-florida-may-i-have-your-attention-please For the record I do not recommend trying to get a date that way. Little 4got wouldn't like it either!

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I betting that this is a MrDeuce kind of girl!

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4244662/Playboy-model-posts-naked-snaps-hiking-adventures.html Ace suspenders in the first photo! ;)

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You'll never guess what state this happened in

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4248070/Woman-attacked-boyfriend-sex-toy.html

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Realisitcky if i wur to travel 2 and stay N Detriot 4 a 2 day weekend

How much should I budget for ? Safe hotel near the clubs if possible...would like to hit the high end and low end clubs...also would like to enjoy the local foods and hot dog vendor's

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Truant dancers

So, I'm sitting at the bar in my local den of iniquity, talking with the other PLs about how it's 1PM and here's not a girl on the floor. Bad juju for a club that opens at 11AM, but typical…

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How can I find out which strippers are working

The must be a way to find out who is working on a particular night. Sometimes my club will post a list on Facebook or twitter. Is calling ahead the only way? Also, is there a site that announces featured dancers?…

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Face or body?

What would you rather have? •stripper with your definition of a 10 face and a 7 body OR •stripper with your definition of a 10 body and a 7 face I'm taking the 10 body and 7 face.

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Miami clubs

What are some options for good clubs in Miami? Looking for high mileage. Not really into black chicks, but love white girls and latinas.

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club list

when I go to the clubs tab, what happened to the USA listing? the rest of the world is there, where is the USA clubs?

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Where am I at here?

Situation is that I've been going to this club for 10 years. The 1st 5 years, I had great ITC experience with this one girl. About 5 years ago, I'm in the club, drunk. The girl I…

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Stripper Progression

And this is how a woman becomes a stripper: A long time ago, Juice introduced us to the coffee girls in Washington state. You know, the girls that dress like strippers in these shed like coffee "barns" on the side…

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[OT] First Company to $1 Trillion Market Cap

Continue to the "markets" theme on TUSCL lately. What do you think will be the first stock reach a market cap of $1 triiiiiiiliooon dollars?

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[OT] Europe and the Markets

Starting to be some signs that markets are picking up some worry about Europe. 9 weeks until the French elections!

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Land of strippers, drugs needs knight or fairy godmother

Washington Park sounds like a mini Detroit. http://www.bnd.com/opinion/editorials/article133922309.html

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Road rage at its Finest

Must watch! We have all been there https://youtu.be/n0ArQCix_UU

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The Rap Group That Larryfishsticks Got Kicked Out Of

There is some serious talent at Lil Fishsticks middleschool. Unfortunately he didn't make the cut, but here's a video showcasing their talents. Juicy is thinking of going back to middleschool to get into this group, since they probably…

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Me, my wife, and Tuscl

So I'm here with Mrs. 77 on Tuscl tonight watching a video with a whore who slept with 10,091 men and a wannabe whore reporter (srsly, did you SEE her top). And we're also discussing the stock market and…

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Woman sleeps with 10,000 men

Wow...this woman slept with 10,091 men during her 15-year stint working in the sex industry. https://youtu.be/6gEjhZPyoOk

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Stock Investing Help ?

Been studying lots of companies I enjoy and looking at those historical ups and downs...a bunch opens up at $1 and 10-20 years later are now at $50-$150 My question is how do you find those companies just staring out…