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Virginia is for virgins.

RICHMOND, Va. -- A Virginia lawmaker has filed a bill that would declare pornography a public health hazard in Virginia. State Delegate Bob Marshall, (R-Prince William), proposed the bill that says porn leads to social problems, such as hypersexualization of teenagers…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Huge disappointing developments.

So for all of you that liked fun, there are now sheer curtains in back that most of the regular girls will avoid. Now most dances are done in the hotbox rooms between kitchen and…

Brandi's Exotic Nightclub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Great for a Thursday

Thursday used to be day to go to the club because of my work schedule. Hadn't done that for a while, but went with a friend after a hockey game and the club was…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Continues to be Excellent

Very enjoyable place to visit. Easy to park, enter, find a seat, order a drink, and get a dance with who you want. One of my biggest pet peeves at a club is when I…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Nice Time at Purple Orchid

I was in Philly for business. I had some free time one afternoon. After looking at the reviews TUSCL, I selected the Purple Orchid. I arrived around 2:00 P.M. and took a seat…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

lots of girls, not many choices

After an interesting visit to Babes, I went down the street to Scarletts. In the past, Scarletts has consistently had the better-looking dancers. The parking lot was nearly at capacity- only one spot…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Afternoon at Cheetah Hallandale

Afternoon visit was very fun. Lots of dancers - mostly Hispanic, a few 8s, no one below 5. Big parking lot and club were very full for an afternoon. I found out that the club…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

return visit

Had not visited this club in a long time but went back just to check it out. Everything is basically unchanged; nice layout and friendly service. The dancers were mostly solidly above 6 but…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Afternoon Visit

Very nice club for an afternoon visit in Miami. It is the only club in South Florida where the majority of the shift dancers are white, not Hispanic or African. I parked for free right…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

long time no visit

I used to stop into the Saint James club on business trips during frequent business trips to Houston about 15 years ago, and usually had a good time. So I was back in town again…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

my second trip there

I came in the evening the week before, and it is almost an entirely black club at night. But there are so many girls (like 100) so it is not all curvy black girls,…

The Doll House

Hamburg, Germany

Second visit, still bad value for the money - but that's German strip clubs

Whenever I'm in Hamburg I try to give it another go.. German strip clubs just don't compete with the US culture. Hourly shows on central stage, best case is topless. Some take off their panties, but…

Allure

Fort Myers, Florida

Babes is improving

Pulled in here after work on Thursday around 5 and the parking lot was nearly at capacity. I even though about moving on. So I parked in back and walked around the building to…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Ending the year with a bang

I haven't been to a gentleman's club for a couple years because the girls in previous clubs just didn't make a person feel welcome. The girls at Spearmint Rhino were not only beautiful, the…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Thurs afternoon visit: Is this place in decline?

I've been in Denver for about a decade now, and I've been to Centerfolds on Galena something like 30 times. It's not the dive-iest place in Denver and not the most posh, either.…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Hot girls are expensive

These aren't CD prices, that's for sure. Arrived around 5pm on a Wednesday. Got a drink and sat down. About 10 customers and 15 dancers. It took a couple of minutes for a super hot…

Dreams

Tampa, Florida

First

After reading previous reviews, I was hoping this would be my replacement for my long lost Seven Seas. I like a good day shift with a high sleaze factor. As stated, its located…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Wednesday Vistit

The last several times I was in the Bridgeport area, I would always stop at Nikita's first to see if there was anything to my liking since it is so much less hassle. This past…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

A late start to a happy ending

First, don't arrive at opening as the opening time is very fluid. In fact I showed up around 6pm and the place was locked up. Luckily the nice girl in the movie and novelty store…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Dejavu

I had not been to this club in a long time, but decided to come back to relieve the past. I was a little dissapointed. This place has always had 7/8s roaming the room with…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Decent place to start

I was recently driving a c c r o s s e d Texas and decided to stop in El Paso for an overnight. I arrived about an hour after opening and it appeared that…

Tex-Mex Lounge

Edinburg, Texas

Tex mex - the locals spot

I was in town for business as I am very often. Tex mex happens to be pretty close to my office, and often a topic of conversation amongst the guys. One of our other…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Great place with hidden deals

So, I've reviewed HK before, but after several visits, I feel I should update. It's still just as great, but I've found a few deals that maybe aren't hidden, but are not publicized. First off,…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Fun

Out of all the clubs I have tried in Seattle I like this one the best. Seattle isn't like a lot of other states which allows you to have a drink and by drink I…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Cuban girls everywhere

Rolled in and was fairly quiet but plenty of girls ready to have fun. A couple stages going but was t hard to find a seat. Had a couple beers and was approached by a…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

On a whim

Decided to go to venom while I was in town. I heard this place can be fun so I decided to check it out. The club had an interesting layout. Upon walking in I got…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Almost Skunked

Headed across the border with brother in law on my semi-annual visit to here. Slow going at first from about 8:30 - 9:30. All the best girls taken up with table groups. Note: if you…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Nice Visit!

They have done some remodeling as mentioned. Some good some strange (why do we need vending machines?) Overall the layout hasn't changed much, open seating and a large open floor in the middle. I…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Ricks Cabaret

I was visiting a friend of mine so I decided to check the place out. It was a Tuesday night around 10pm. 20$ cover which is what I expected. The club itself is kind of…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Meh.

This place is extremly unprofessional and almost like it isn't the same club as I previously visited about a year or two ago! It had the best reputation in Seattle, the most professional and hottest…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

It's been a minute!

Decide to visit after Boxing Day shopping downtown with some buddies. Stopped by around 9 pm (for the night shift arrival) and was surprisingly busy for a Wednesday and it got busier as the night…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Worth it.

I was there on Wednesday, December 28, 2016. I arrived a little before 22:00 and left around 00:15. There were 15+ dancers with as many customers. I bought dances from two dancers: Cece, a white girl…

Cabaret Topless Sports Bar and Show Girls

Cabo San Lucas, Baja California Sur

Not Much Happening

I am a gringo and do not understand this club. Enjoyed Feliz Navidad for the 4th year in a row in Cabo. Also paid two visits to Cabaret. As an old white man I arrive…

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Want Out? National Free Help hotline 24/7: 1-800-551-1300

Want Out? National Free Help hotline 24/7: 1-800-551-1300

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For those who like pierced nipples

Before I started clubbing I didn't really find pierced nipples attractive. But after getting dances from several different dancers with pierced nipples over the years I now find them very sexy. Don't know what it is, just something sexy about…

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Ever wonder what would happen if a stripper picked up a mike and became a rap st

https://youtu.be/osVR_oq1K8M Your welcome I need to fuck something that looks like this hoe Maybe another hoe ?

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Ex Presidents(or soon to be)

Did you all know that soon to be Mr. Obama vetoed a bipartisan bill that placed a time limit on the amount of secret service protection for former presidents(this measure was originally proposed by Bush II). What people do not…

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OT: most loyal dog breeds!

#1 was the German Shepard #2 was Great Pyrenees I had a friend who had a Pyr. That dog could cover any clothing in white fur in no time flat! Can you guess what #20 was? That's right, the dachshund! I say they…

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Getting accosted at the door

How many of us literally are walking in to a club and been hit on at the entrance by the "wanna dance?" girls before your eyes adjust, find a drink or find a seat let alone survey the talent. This…

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Portland 2AMer.

PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) — A woman was arrested after she allegedly shot a man at a Portland strip club early on Friday morning, police say. The Portland Police Bureau said officers were called to Jags Clubhouse on North Columbia Boulevard at…

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Nipple job

My CF does this amazing thing where she rubs her nipple along the underside of my shaft after she's gotten me hard. Drives me crazy good. She has extremely hard nipples and they're also pierced with studs so I'm not…

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Attempted ROBbery alert?

Babes in Fort Myers on Thursday after work. While I'm walking in the door a statuesque sister strokes my chest and smiles seductively. I smile back and squeeze her hand, but keep moving since my eyes are still…

Pink Pussycat Lounge

Hudson, Florida

December Visit

Stopped into this club for a first time visit on the Monday of Christmas week. There were 4 dancers on duty.......1 older heavy dancer who was aggressively pushing dances, and 3 other 25-35 year…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Finally I visit this place,

I've never been here in all the years it's been open, Partially because when it first opened, they were charging $30 per song for dances. F that !!! I went to meet a…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

Tomorrow is their last night in business

Sadly, by the time you read this, it will probably be too late. I found out this evening that Friday December 30 will be the last night in business for this place. The landlord is…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Fast Lady

I stopped in around 5pm on a Tuesday. I had a free coupon from somewhere on the strip but I was told it was a 2 drink minimum and there were no dance shows…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

Dumpy

This place has not changed a lot in appearance but has changed a lot in fun since new ownership and the recent name change. Club is the same basic, relatively dumpy place it has always been.…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Expectation exceeded value

The club was nice. It was as good as any strip club. On the night I went, which was a Saturday, it was pretty empty. There were a decent amount of dancers but not much…

Club 412 Gentlemen's Club

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Decent time at the rocks

Decided to visit with a friend on a monday last November. It was around 2am and we paid for the 20 cover charge. Needless to say we got smashed with the open bar. There were…

MTM's

Powell, Tennessee

Worth the trip

Cover is $10, but you get a ticket for a free beer and a free table dance. This is a bikini bar, but the girls let things slip out often. Most of the…

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How do I approach this?

my gym teacher keeps trying to squirt his tartar sauce on my in the showers after class. what should i do?

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Disposable Income %

The topic of raw dollar amounts has been covered time and again. What percentage of mad money has anyone spent on clubbing/mongering etc ? Anyone cut back on other activities, made sacrifices?

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How would some one do a youtube vlog on the Hobby ?

If some one did a Vlog what kind of content would you guys or do you think other guys would enjoy viewing ? Also What would be some things to consider from a descret way of going about it ? Would be covering…

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Caught

Anyone who got caught at the stripclub, escort, or side chick by either a wife or girlfriend? My wife gave me a second chance even tho if I was honest with myself, I wouldn't have, I know, I know self…

Purple Diamond

Memphis, Tennessee

Decent for a Sunday

Came here around 10:00 on a Sunday. I think the cover was $15, but that included two drinks (so not bad). When I walked in there were only about 3 customers sitting near…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

Very nice experience

I had a couple hours to kill so I stopped by Mirage. I paid the $5 cover charge and walked in to a nice area with a decent sized stage. A nice looking,…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

More like how I remembered it

I used to love Deja Vu COI, I wouldn't call myself a regular it was more like a once every 3 months thing when I was in the area. The last two visits have been…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Last dance

I stopped in after 3am knowing they would be closing soon but wanted to try to get a dance to cap off a long night. The guy at the door told me they where closing…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Lap Dance Heaven, if you don't need privacy

I have been going to this place for years. In fact I may have received my first lapper at Adult World decades ago. It used to be something like an adult cinema that also had…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Thursday evening visit

I heard that 4 play is the best club in LA so while on a business trip I decided to stop by. The club was nice and clean but was a little darker than other…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Thursday evening visit

I heard that 4 play is the best club in LA so while on a business trip I decided to stop by. The club was nice and clean but was a little darker than other…

Silhouettes Showbar

Coopersburg, Pennsylvania

relaxing

Very relaxing place, it's one of those clubs you can sit down relax and have a beer and watch a show. it's never really busy (when I go) so it's a little bit more…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Monday Day

Stopped by during a daytime visit after Christmas. Was expecting a packed house, but there were only about 4 dancers when I got there. several more trickled in just before 1pm. There…

Club Madonna

Miami Beach, Florida

Better than expected

Based upon reputation I wasn't expecting much. Given that my expectations were low, I was somewhat pleasantly surprised. The location is easy to get to for vacation goers as it is walking distance to a…

Le Cafe

Bethpage, New York

The Wonderful Melissa

Visited Le Cafe a few months ago and forgot to provide my review. The club has a square stage in the middle with the bat surrounding it. Private dances are held in a back curtain…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Awful Customer Service

Good for douchebags, but not for couples. We went on a weekend night. The dancers were attractive and friendly. We had a good time with them. However, the manager refused…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Good time for Boston Club

I had not been to Centerfolds in a number of years but was in town for a holiday party and felt it would be more fun then the hotel room. I'm not sure if…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

Finally!!

I was down on a Friday night in Detroit with some customers for a Wings game, and spending the night. This is not usual for me, so it afforded me the chance to have a…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

A budding relationship

I work close (too close) to BAs so I decided to stop in after wrapping up some things this past Saturday. This isn't the most fabulous or even practical looking place but the pricing is…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

They pack a lot into the small building

Walked in there was no cover. Doorman asked to see my ID. Think he scanned it or took a pic of it. Walked over to the bar that was in the first…

Wonderland

Providence, Rhode Island

Good potential but bad experience

I had not been to this club before but heard it was nice with high quality girls. The girls were a mix 2-3 10's a few 7-8's and a few pretty rough. The…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

Needs Deodorant

PT's on Evans has been my spot for a while now until I met this stripper who cannot take no every time she asks me for a lap dance. I figured out what car she…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Long time regular

I like this club for the variety of dancers. I think I found a unicorn of a woman who I can't find anywhere else. It's not everybody's cup of tea but if…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Overall good experience with a couple complaints

I finally found myself in the area, so I decided to stop in at the Electric Blue for the first time. I liked the club layout; there's a traditional bar when you walk in, and…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Improved, but still the same experience

I haven't been here for a while, and since it was really late and these guys stay open long I made a trip in. They have remodeled in the last few years. The VIP area…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Good things come in Small packages

I stopped in to wait out traffic. Cricket is always a pleasant place for that. happy hour from 5 to 7. Free parking, no VIP fee. Clean, nice, pleasant décor. Friendly wait…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

A lot worse than I remember

This club is falling apart. The roof was leaking onto the main stage while it was raining and the girls had a bucket to catch the water. It's a pretty dingey Club.. Drink prices were…

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Not in love but on the hook.... got advice?

After Dadillac's post, I figured I would see what the experienced here have to say about my (entirely fictional, of course) situation as I may qualify for his PL of 2016 status. I've been seeing a dancer for about two months…

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Awkward situation

There's a dancer I've known for 7 years or so. She was 20 years old when we met and while she hasn't worked as a dancer for several years we've stayed in touch and gotten together for an occasional…

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How do I approach this?

I've been here long enough to know things like •don't loan a stripper money if you expect to get it back •don't fall in love with a stripper Having said all of this, there is this stripper that I am smitten with.…

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RickDugan is Gay!

I bet his boyfriend George-microbrain is going to post here that he wants to suck *my* cock in response to this. Sorry, george-girl. Not interested. You'll have to stick to RickyBoy.

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Finally visited after several years away

So, I have hit several of the other MB clubs in recent trips but had not made it to the Doll House. It has been several years since I visited them or the former club…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Drop Off

It has been a while since I have been to Atlanta, and the Pony was an old stand-by for me in the past. I had some epic nights here. So I decided to re-visit and…

Whispers

Basehor, Kansas

Been plenty of times

I've been to this club plenty of times. The location is easy to find youll literally have to make 2 turns at the most off of the highway. The building is very big compared to…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Decent Friday Afternoon

Made a quick trip to Platinum Friday after work. Things seems to be picking up again for the afternoon shifts. It's not what it was a few years ago but things are heading…

Dames n' Games

Los Angeles, California

pretty good food and drinks but will ask for you to sign a contract!

I actually hit this club up for pre-gaming alcohol and food with friends before going to Sams After Dark. The food is actually pretty good which surprised me being a strip club. The drinks were…

Velvet Touch

Mt Morris Township, Michigan

Slow day

Was heading north on 75 and decided to stop by again. 2 dancers working but one was in street cloths. Girl in street clothes was about 40 and white, smaller chest…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Wrong time = no fun

I travelled to Vegas and checked out this place on a Sunday evening. Entered around 7:30 and was told that there will be no stage show until 8. Since it's only half an hour to…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Good for a weekday afternoon

Visited early afternoon. Parking lot looked pretty full so was surprised there were only about 10 customers. However, there were a lot of girls, about 20 girls on rotation. They had two stages…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

slow night at the No.5

Went to No.5 with the boys on a Wednesday night, mainly to watch the hockey game. Arrived shortly after 7pm and it was dead in there. Literally, it was the doorman, girl greeter,…

Flash Dancers

Jacksonville, Florida

All Dancers late to work

I stopped by on a three club westside swing around two o'clock. My only oppurtunity to visit strip clubs these days is early afternoon. Its difficult to find many dancers on staff at such times…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Save your money go elsewhere

This will be the last time i go to this club. The dancer quality has decreased and the bodygaurds are getting meaner to customers. It seems as if the better looking dancers have left the…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

First time visit, loved it

Went on a super tuesday, cover was $10 and dances were $5, full nude dances $10. Sat around for awhile just checking out all the dancers when J****** approached and sat on my lap. We…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

Expensive for what it is

This place isn't horrible, but it's definitely a bit expensive for what you get. The girl I had spent a lot of the time chatting with me (which was fine) but for the price of…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Best club in Pasco

Whenever I travel down to Tampa I usually hit this spot. It is my go to spot. The quality of dancer is probably the best around in Pasco. There is a nice mix of women…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

The thing I like about Kittens...

The thing I like about Kittens is that they don't charge a cover during the afternoon. So for $5 you get the obligatory drink and a chance to see who is dancing. The other thing…

NYC Gentlemens Club

Flushing, New York

Good

So the best part about this place is the physical set up and how they use it. The VIP rooms are actually rooms and they're very private. Beaded curtain, but otherwise secluded and set up…

Las Cariñosas

Beaverton, Oregon

Not bad

Out in the burbs for the holidays so wanted to make another stop at Xpose after a Dolphin visit. My only other time here was after midnight on a weekend so I didn't have high…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

Updates

Down in the Portland area for the holidays so figured I'd stop by the afternoon shift at Dolphin. As people have mentioned, the place has been updated and renovated, with multiple poles throughout the space.…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

Good Times

I took half a days sick leave. I got to Venon at 1:30 pm. It look dead. One dancer on stage and only a handful of patrons in the club. I…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Boxing Day Extravaganza

Went to the Sundowner on Boxibg day and had a wicked time. The boys and I were our getting loose and though it would be great to cap off the night with some hot chicks.…

Passions

Jacksonville, Florida

Some Potenial Here...

I visited this club to watch Monday Night Football. The place was pretty dead. I do have to say I LOVE the food here. I've had the wings and other menu selections, and they've all…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Can't figure this club out.

I've been here now on three occasions. I just can't figure out how things work at this place. The dancers are called to each of 3 dance stages, which is annoying, as it's like you're…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Not a bad club.

Compared to the Doll House, this place is a "10". (see my recent rating of that club). I've visited here 5+ times and generally have had a good time. The dancers range from 6 -9…

Bottoms Up

Louisville, Kentucky

This used to be one of...

This used to be one of the best clubs on 7th street, but lately it's been lackluster. I don't know if that's the time I'm going, but on this occasion I went in about…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Should be called the "Morgue House"

Being from the Tampa area, I'm a bit spoiled with strip clubs, as Tampa has some of the best in the nation. However, since I'm doing a stint in Jacksonville, I'd thought I'd same the…

Blue Diamond

Louisville, Kentucky

Remodeling

Not technically a review, so I don't care if you give me credit for it or not. :) This clubs is currently closed for remodeling. I've driven by several times, and there is definitely construction…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Nu - No longer new, but ever reliable

A couple hours after my successful trip to Atlantis on the Monday following the Christmas weekend, I stopped by the Orchid, a club that I've frequented weekly over the past two years. About 7…

Michelle's Beach House

Derby, Kansas

Very well kept building except...

The building itself is fabulous...but this place is never ever busy which means the girls are not very motivated when dancing. They all seemed super lazy and I understand why. None of them were getting…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Not to bad

First time I went - my buddy goes here. Was told some good things, so decided to check it out. So you walk up they pat you down which felt good about due to area.…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Not too busy weekday

I stopped by on a business trip to Seattle and had some time to kill during the day so I decided to stop in. I perused the sex shop downstairs a bit before I headed…

Diamond Girls

Durham, North Carolina

Another fun visit

Went back to Diamond Girls this evening for the first time in about six months. Being the week after Christmas on a Wednesday it was predictably slow, but I still had an enjoyable time. I…

Alpine Gentleman's Club

Syracuse, New York

Dead, nothing happening here

I'd love to tell you all about the girls and services at Alpine, but at the time of my visit absolutely nothing was happening and no one was on shift. They open at 7pm on…

Centerfold Lounge

Jacksonville, Florida

Diamond in the Rough...

Having visited many of the other clubs in the area, this has been my favorite. It doesn't look like much from the outside, but it's the right size for me....not like a warehouse feel (Wacko's),…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

Once big social club.

I have been to this place on two occasions, and it seems unless you're a local, you're out of luck. Most of the girls were comfortable "bedded down" for the evening at a table…

Bada Bing

Simpson Bay, Sint Maarten

Bada Bing

The Bada Big was a great hang. For me it was entirely because of Kate the bartender. She is crazy hot and not in a stripper kind of way. (Although she does have amazing tits.)…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

Back Again

I came back to Las Vegas for a quick vacation and stopped back in the club. To my surprise there was as younger girl working the check in window and didn't even mention a cover…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Three Forks, Montana

Much more than teasing at Teasers

We were driving to BC go snowboarding and had stopped in for some t-n-a a couple years ago. The club is not bad and worth a stop but I wouldnt make it a destination. Well,…

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Hoe and a camper story

Was in the MILF mood and was traveling through Hickory on my way to Charlotte. Looked on the Bp and found Scarlet ad. She has reviews with a different phone number, which she says she no longer has. I called…

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Most violent gift of all?

Right! Of course WMDs, bombs, etc don't qualify. Typical media ignorance. According to the article Wentz owns six guns: two shotguns, three rifles and a hunting bow. Since when is a bow a gun? http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/carson-wentz-bought-his-offensive-line-the-most-violent-gift-of-all/ar-BBxGwjT?ocid=spartandhp

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Stock Ticker RICK Still Killing it!

Up +7% today to 17.84... but RickyBoy told us it was a "dogshit stock" back in February when it was around $7.8.

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Just A Few Days Left: Who Will Die?

Just a few days left in 2016, still plenty of time for several more celebrities to die. Current Vegas odds: Keith Richards - 1:1000 Gary Busey - 1:5 Richard Simmons - 2:8 Lindsay Lohan - 1:15 Tia Tequila - 2:52 Mary-Kate Olsen - 1:75 David Hasselhoff…

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Ive got slightly expensive taste for a broke SOB

I've noticed I prefer nothing lower than a soft 7 but prefer hard 8 I would actually prefer to pay a Lil more for sex in hope of lowering her sex mileage on that pussy but nothing crazy unless she a…

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85 year old man still runs marathons

In under 3 hours! http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/12/28/sports/ed-whitlock-marathon-running.html?referer=https://www.google.com/

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Never fuck a hoe without protection and never order a hoe without first using TE

Boom ! #LifeLittleLesson

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Banner taglines

Just saw one that read "Where there's no sex in the champagne room." Given our prowess for negotiating extras, wouldn't "Where there IS sex in the champagne room" be more accurate?

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Crazy Joe, this is NOT the way to have a birthday party at McDonalds

http://imgur.com/5hpCdYe

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Sunrise man beat and burned runaway teen, forced her to work as a stripper and p

"he raped her, beat her with a frozen loaf of bread and burned her with cigarettes" A frozen loaf of bread? http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-runaway-trafficking-broward-palm-20161228-story.html

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Strip-club manager tied up, robbed, shot before fatal fall

"A strip-club employee and her boyfriend tied up her boss, robbed him and shot him in the leg before he fell from his fifth floor apartment balcony to his death" http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-jimmy-mulrenin-death-details-20161228-story.html

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It's All Magic Rat's Fault

It's all his fault that I posted again. It had been several months since being active. Received notification of a PM from him and had to log on TUSCL to check it. Then I couldn't resist. Now I will sign off to ponder…

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London SoHo Model whores

Eventually will be in the UK for a night or two , How is this red light district ? I've read there a signs of doors with the words models and you go up and there is a girl offering…

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Will some one please explain why we go to strip clubs over escorts ?

Let the battle begin !!!! This is a argument with strip clubbers use tuscl Escort guys use TER Both sites give safety and knowledge to true success So witch is better ? Or are they a both nesseasty in any sex buyer's guide book ?

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I see strippers all around me!

NYC (esp. Manhattan) is many millions in a small area and most of the time people are walking on the streets or subway. It happens more than often that I can recognize a girl and pass a smile. Though…

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Movie night

https://youtu.be/TSC0Lz9wfy8

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Fuck as drunk

Me right now

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BP New Trend

Used to be just NO Black Men but now you can add NO Hispanics to that list well it's the trend in my area NC, SC, TN, VA, GA

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Playing stupid

I was chatting with a dancer at dinner last week. She is well read and intelligent. If she wasn't so lazy she could get a degree and have a good career. I mentioned to her that when we first…

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Is Lloyd Schoene even moderately funny?

I was thinking of starting a discussion regarding whom we should drive off the TUSCL board, but thought twice just in case I was wrong. Is Lloyd Schoene even moderately funny and worth keeping around TUSCL? Does his posts add…

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Its about time for a Follies Trip in Atlanta Georgia

Who would like to meet up with me this January ? If into a mini meeting at follies then post days, dates and times you could go so I can check my schedule and make plans to make it I'm going…

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This was a mistake

https://youtu.be/Ek_fVV2hfoI What a mess

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TMZ just reported Debbie Reynolds rushed to hospital with a stroke

Fuck you 2016

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Offering BP girls cash to travel to me

How much more should I be adding on to their travel expenses to see me if their 100-200 miles out ?

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Emily Ratajkowski topless pics

Here are 17 topless close-ups of Emily's spectacular tits leaked from iCloud: http://scandalplanet.com/emily-ratajkowski-topless-phone-leaked-pics/ (17 photos) Enjoy!

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Would you put up with this?

I have a favorite who I get along with great. Smart, sexy, spinner, great mileage and ignores everyone else in the club the second I walk in. We have a great history, going back over a year now.…

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My article must have been REALLY bad

I submitted an article about a week ago, but it didn't get published. I knew it wasn't good, but i thought it was better than some of them that I have read. :-(

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Taking off condom in the middle of FS

Recently met up with my ATF for some OTC fun, it's the first time I've seen her in about six months. She had entered into a relationship so the OTC stopped but once it ended she was open to resuming…

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Favorite Clothing

What's your favorite clothing on civies (females obviously)? My favorite is yoga pants.

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Fridays at the strip club.

Recently I have had 2 Follies dancers complain to me that from the dancer stand point Fridays are the worst day of the week. They claim that the place is packed with customers but they are mostly just drinking and…

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Two weeks after quiting porn

I can now get an erection by pure thoughts again

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All because of Shalynny boy that my P4P with civilians has just hit a high level

Thank you Shaylynn for suggesting to instead of offering cash offering trips, foods, casinos and other fun and exciting things to do. When I offered straight up cash on dating sites for very few positive responses and a lot of backlash Now…

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Crazyjoe got a crazy bitch

https://youtu.be/5JXCaQlo7Os

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Ariana Grande is not a piece of meat

She's a hot young lady but.. http://www.msn.com/en-us/music/celebrity/ariana-grande-opens-up-about-feeling-sick-and-objectified-after-fan-encounter-i-am-not-a-piece-of-meat/ar-BBxDyDr?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp Maybe she's a donut.. https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=ariana+grande+donut+video&view=detail&mid=EECDB915CD7F15B063F3EECDB915CD7F15B063F3&FORM=VIRE

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Fucking a Twin

Does her other half feel me deep inside ? If her twin is a guy am I having homosexual sex ? I'm confused

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Any ideas of getting a hooker off the clock ?

Started seeing this new hooker and I really want more time but refuse to pay for it...I know theirs creative ways to have her come over for the $200 romping but what can I do to get we to hang…

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Crazyjoe takes his kid to the beach

https://youtu.be/-7RT0NWCNiw

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What Do You Get When you Cross GEORGEmicrobrain and vinceygirl MICHAELS?

Watch out! It could be a trick question... LOL!

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Yet Another "System!"

This is cutting-edge shit, gentlemen. I have recently developed the F.A.T. System (TM) for rating chicks, which I believe to be less arbitrary and more descriptive than the standard 1-10 system. Face (Red) $40 Ass (Green) $60 Tits (Blue) $80 Each one gets a…

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Periodic Reminder that RickDugan is Gay!

Periodic reminder will remain in effect in 2017 unless RickBoy stops being a faggot. Lol!

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OT: Actress Carrie Fisher Dies at 60

Carrie Fisher, the actress best known as Star Wars‘ Princess Leia Organa, has died after suffering a heart attack. She was 60. Fisher was flying from London to Los Angeles on Friday, Dec. 23, when she went into cardiac arrest. Paramedics…

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Geneviever Morton, more nekkid than usual

Here are 13 super-fine shots, all nakey, of South African model Genevieve Morton, from her 2017 calendar! http://www.egoallstars.com/2016/12/genevieve-morton-naked-2017-calendar-sneak-peek (13 photos) You might remember her as the middle blonde in this outstanding commercial for the Carl's Jr. bacon 3-way burger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpWMU0lUmR8 (1:01) Vital…

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Video that broke the Internet: Raquel brushes her teeth topless and more!

I posted a one-minute version of this a while back in which the bustaceous Rachel Stoops merely brushes her teeth topless. Now she also lotions up her large, pendulous knockers for an additional two minutes. Enjoy! http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/raquel-brushing-her-teeth-topless-then-lotioning-up-her-boobs_76374.html (3:00)

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Welcome to Chicago!

Sanctuary city, a safe haven. Liberal policies and some of the country's strictest gun controls at work! http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/a-violent-christmas-in-a-violent-year-for-chicago-11-killed-50-wounded/ar-BBxAmMj?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp

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A single new article

A new article was just posted, a sad new article.

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Is it possible to fund a GF that will leave you alone but still give you pussy w

Well ? If so how do you find that ? Hell I could still hit the strip club and Shit with a woman like that

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Strip Club Burnout

I've probably spent more time in clubs in an average month this year than in the previous 20. That coupled with the crazy train OTC ride with the ATF, has led to complacency toward clubbing. Fucking a 10,…

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Advice for how to get what you want out of your strip club experience

Okay so you've ensured that you smell like soap or cologne, put on a responsible or expensive attire, picked a club, and checked in so what's next? Well, most places will have a bar or a "floor" section and my…

A Lesson Learned

I’m posting this so others, hopefully, can avoid the mistakes I made. I went to a club last month. It was a pretty slow night. One dancer came over and sat with me and we talked. We went to the back and did some dances…then she came over and sat with me and talked some more. We seemed to really hit it off. At the end of the night, she asked if I wanted to exchange numbers and hang out some time. I’m single. No girlfriend. No kids. So, why not? We exchanged numbers, said our goodbyes, and I left. On the way home, I shot her a text…

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Why strippers fuck dudes at the strip clubs

They get bored because theynhsve boyfriends like this https://youtu.be/dtWurY7wtpc

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Okay okay, not a shit joke

Would you do this to your wife? https://youtu.be/OOIKwtwgXyM

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Okay okay, not a shit joke

Would you do this to your wife? https://youtu.be/OOIKwtwgXyM

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Level of Juvenility on This Board

Guys, I am completely appalled by the level of juvenility on the board these days. Just a bunch of people calling each fags and retards or making shit jokes. You people really need to grow up and pick up the…

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Why i pay for sex and companionship

The reasons I do is as follows 1 I've already had a wife and don't want another 2 I've had my kids and don't want more 3 enjoy living alone and doing my own Shit when I want and how I want 4 don't…

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Fat lady singing

I saw a fat lady with a shirt that says, "your jelous because the voices talk to me"... . Is your mom on the loose again joose?

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Juicy

Next time you get juicy farts, that is the sharts

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Next time you have projecting shits

That's the Holy Ghost Joe shits moving

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Juice is fucking everyone

Juice is so full of turds he had a full house double flusher

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Obama thinks he could have won a third term

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/12/26/obama-could-have-won-third-term.html

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Houston Tour

Well, piggybacking on my last discussion, I've now finished my mini tour of what used to be the big three: treasures, st James, and men's club. The state of affairs almost makes me want to cry, but…

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OT: Inauguration performer Jackie Evancho’s album sales skyrocket

Jackie Evanch-who? Jackie Evancho — the virtually unknown 16-year-old singer slated to perform at Donald Trump's inauguration on Jan. 20 — is laughing all the way to the bank as her recent album sales have skyrocketed since her performance was announced. Trump…

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Nicki Minan replaces J Lo for NYE party @ Miami strip club E11even

Nicki Minaj is coming to the rescue of a Miami nightclub -- saving a New Year's Eve event by replacing Jennifer Lopez and doing it for significantly less dough. We're told E11even nightclub acted swiftly after J Lo bailed on the gig…

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I think I need another LIST

This place has many of the same ASSHOLES and VILE ATTACK DOGS that have been here for year but it also has so many new ones. You people are on notice. I am the spirit of INTELLIGENT discourse and writing…

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Future nurse?

Nursing seems to be the career of choice for most stripper students. Recently I did a VIP with one and she said that she could not swallow because she was worried that my semen could work its way to her…

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Stevie Wonder gets street named after him

I'm glad it's a real street and not some blind ally....haha http://www.nme.com/news/music/stevie-wonder-detroit-street-1922954

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The Lesbians Are #Winning

When working I travel a good bit through pickup truck and flannel country, the so called heart of America. When I see even a "7" she stands out. Today I saw two smoking hot 9s that were (in…

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I Remain Convinced That RickDugan is Gay!

Title says it all! LOL!

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Why doesn't she strip?

Sometimes I see those really hot bartenders and waitresses in the strip club, and I wonder why aren't they stripping? They would make so much more money stripping as compared to just waitressing or bartending. Lots of customers tell them they…

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The dachshund system works!

I received two presents from the woman I went to London and Bath with. One was a t-shirt about training dachshunds. It showed little cartoons of a standing dachshund with the various commands like "sit" or "down". It had a…

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Man threatens to kill cop in name of ISIS at strip club, police say

Could this have been Ricktheterrorist? http://www.wpxi.com/news/trending-now/man-threatens-to-kill-cop-in-name-of-isis-at-strip-club-police-say/472228446

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What if?

What if you were at a wedding and, when the preacher man says kiss the bride, all the bridesmaids start making out with the bride..

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OT: Pop icon George Michael passes away

Wow - he was only 53

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What did doctors find in tittyfag's ass hole this year?

http://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1790335507

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Mobile home investing

https://youtu.be/8wLM9iVdMEE

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The hectic Christmas Eve of my MILF stripper

My go-to club usually isn't open on Christmas Eve night. But with it being on a Saturday this year, it was open for business last night. Went in expecting to be severely underwhelmed by a low vibe and lack of…

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Best lapdances in dc / Baltimore area?

I got a Christmas bonus. So i want to blow it. I typically go to acores but i heard show case theatre is also good. Any other place i ahould consider? I worry about sbow case since i love white…

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Hottest Dancers

I was talking with somebody thru PM about clubs with the hottest dancers. I wanted to ask you guys. What is the club that has the HOTTEST dancers? In this question I don't care if it is an extras or…

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How much did you spend on christmass ? About how many club visits did it set you

I spent about $2,000 on the kids, dogs, X wife, her new husband, a few friends and myself...surprisingly no strippers this year lol. That's basically like 10 to 5 strip club trips for me

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Just When You Thought Christmas Couldn't Get Any More Fun...

...women are now decorating their boobs to look like reindeer. https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/2412625/women-are-now-decorating-their-boobs-to-look-like-reindeer-for-a-weird-christmas-craze/ Yeah, baby! Merry Christmas!

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What's the most you've gotten at a non-extra strip club?

This SC I went to has cameras in like 90% of the lap dance areas and definitely in all of the VIP rooms. This was the 2nd time I saw the same stripper, and she took me to the lap dance…

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Dont mess with crazyjoe

https://youtu.be/V9Ha8ewftx8

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Jet skiing with crazyjoe

https://youtu.be/jbIhQJrHjkQ

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No kissing

I was talking to a veteran stripper at one of my go to clubs when I travel. I never do dances with her, but we share a love of the Green Bay Packers, so we always talk about football, and…