Electric Blue Cafe
Closed
62 Merrow Rd Tolland, CT 06084

Remains consistent if not a little outdated

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CtDan
Feb 26, 2017, 10:22 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

I stopped in EB on a weekday afternoon, and paid the normal $5 cover. As I approached the bar, I was ignored by the bartender for a little bit until served my beer - which is what usually happens here (at least for me).

I then milled around for a little while, at the bar, at the stage, by the stage. From a general standpoint, it seems this bar has not had any updating in a decade. It is the same as it was ten years ago, same chairs, same tables, same everything - so it's getting a little worn down, but not to the point of feeling old and tired. Just middle aged.

Eventually a MILFy-ish Brazilian offered to a lap dance. What the heck, she was above average, but nothing near a ten. Maybe an eight, but she was a mature Brazilian, which I took as an implication that she is there to take care of you in the back. The first lap dance was fun, and she tried to upsell me into the VIP/Champagne room, to which I declined. The bar was brutally slow (maybe five patrons), so it seemed it was a buyers market - not that it really matters at EB. These dancers (especially the Brazilians) are there to turn and earn.

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