I think its time to let a strip club DJ start announcing the winners. Lets face it a drunk DJ dealing with drunk strippers with names that are ridiculously stupid and hard to say can get it right every time. Even without a card saying who it is. Plus could you imagine the cast of a major movie getting called up to the mainstage in that raspy DJ voice lol.
Poledancer, your suggestion sounds a lot better than what we have now. He'd be better at getting the current girl off the stage so the next winner can come up, too. Keep it moving, girls ....
"Our next category is best felmale actress, and we've got a great group. They range from B to D cups, all totally natural, and all available for a dance at the after party. Best of all, if you tip them a Benjamin, they won't say a word about Donald Trump while you fuck them. And the winner is ....."
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"Shut up bitch - you've blabbed enough, we need to get Kat Williams up here next to account the best picture nominations."
My local DJ seriously does this
I really don't see how they sell dances like that
"And the winner for album of the year, drumroll please...... Adele! Not everyone's type, but she has some extra cushion for the pushin!"