Advice on finding hairless ape whores!

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rickthecoconutcrab
I know that some of you hairless apes get upset about helping out those of us with no reviews, but I promise to tell you about all the hot spots for sexy female crabs on the Christmas Islands! I just couldn't find them listed.

So help a brother out!

Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!

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crazyjoe
Colorado
8 years ago
Shit
Crabs must like Anal, at least that's the SCUTTLE BUTT...

I should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
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