Advice on finding hairless ape whores!
rickthecoconutcrabOn the beaches of Hawai'i... wearing a suit and taking time to scuttle across the bikini babes!
I know that some of you hairless apes get upset about helping out those of us with no reviews, but I promise to tell you about all the hot spots for sexy female crabs on the Christmas Islands! I just couldn't find them listed.
So help a brother out!
Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!
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Crabs must like Anal, at least that's the SCUTTLE BUTT...
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I should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
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