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Advice on finding hairless ape whores!

Feb 22, 2017, 5:39 PM
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rickthecoconutcrab
On the beaches of Hawai'i... wearing a suit and taking time to scuttle across the bikini babes!

I know that some of you hairless apes get upset about helping out those of us with no reviews, but I promise to tell you about all the hot spots for sexy female crabs on the Christmas Islands! I just couldn't find them listed.

So help a brother out!

Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!

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crazyjoe

Shit

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Hugh_G_Rection

Crabs must like Anal, at least that's the SCUTTLE BUTT...

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jackslash

I should have been a pair of ragged claws Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.

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