Advice on finding hairless ape whores!

On the beaches of Hawai'i... wearing a suit and taking time to scuttle across the bikini babes!

2/22/2017 5:39:10 PM

I know that some of you hairless apes get upset about helping out those of us with no reviews, but I promise to tell you about all the hot spots for sexy female crabs on the Christmas Islands! I just couldn't find them listed.

So help a brother out!

Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!