Best time or day to get a stripper to come home with you?

Ask Desertscrub

Not to disagree with my friend Desertscrub, which I don't, I am wondering what the hell Thursday has to do with anything strip club related? Maybe that's the day the MAGIC WAND 2050 is on sale?

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Ugh. The idea of a paid sex worker in my home is nauseating.

If you are implying prostitution, they don't do that. It's against the law.

There might actually be some merit to this if the stripper is trying to bankroll her weekend and needs some easy $$$.

2:00 PM.

Exactly 2:00 PM.

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Sorry that's close but no cigar. 2PM is not the best time, 1:47PM is the optimum time, not 1:45, 1:46, or 1:48, it has to be exactly 1:47!

When her rent is due and she doesn't have enough to pay it

Hey, desertscrub, why does that MAGIC WAND 2050 look so much like a chainsaw? ;-)

There are some very witty guys on this thread. Hardee har har. But no one really answered my question. I don't know that there is any significance to Thursday. It just seems to happen on that day to me.

If you mean meeting her at the club, then I would assume its when getting close to the end of her shift. Often there is a day shift and a night shift.

Of course I like day shift. But as I have seen, the night shift girls are more wild and crazy. Where as the day shift girls have kids to get home to, and sometimes husbands.

SJG

Once you really get to know them and after the window for early stripper check out has closed, your chances go way up.

This article by doctorevil is spot on

Traveler's Guide to OTC tuscl.net

I remember for some, all I had to do was be there right before their shift ended.