First AMP Experience

;) Thanks for the initial experience review. I've always wanted to try and now I know.... Buyer beware.

Seawa, for now, I'll stick to the clubs....

AMPs are real. Though it varies some from metro to metro, you can get FS at most of them. In the more conservative metros they just don't advertise it.

In most AMPs, the girl expects to give you Happy Ending, otherwise she will think you don't like her, and she will think you are cheap too.

But lots of guys go to AMPs for years and years before they realize that FS is available.

But don't do what most guys do, and what guys write about on RubMaps, try to talk the girl into FS by offering her money, while lying face down on the table.

Treat her like a civilian and just make it happen with her. If she proves kissable, then it will be mind blowing. But even if not, it can still be very good, and she might become kissable.

Mostly it is just how you talk to her. Don't try to get her to agree to anything, don't discuss kissing her or FS. Just treat her like you and she were on a first date, or just met at a party. Make it happen with her, while turning on some verbal charm. She will usually open up.

If she is resistant, do not offer her money to try and persuade her, as that is treating her like someone who is motivated by money. Always treat her as a civilian. Just keep pouring on the charm, and almost always she will eventually yield and then ask for money. And when done that way, she will be real good, because you have not treated her like a prostitute.

The minimum looks standard for AMPs is very low. So you have to window shop.

Use RubMaps advanced search, like Kissing + FIV + DATY + FS, to find the places most likely to be good. Don't use BJ, cause Rubmaps doesn't apply the set logic correctly for BJ's.

Then just go by the girls' demeanor and manner of dress. And find one you would like to be waking up with in the mornings. A girl can tell if you really like her. It makes all the difference.

Quality is usually higher in more competitive metros, more AMPs, and in places where they have less problem with LE.

Good Luck, SJG

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When I lived in Dallas for10 years in the 2000s is when I got into the P4P scene and where I picked up the strip-club habit.

Dallas seemed to have a decent # of AMPs - I did 2 of them that I recall and the experience was mediocre to bad - seems one does not have much if any control over the situation and picking out the girl you want, etc - and some of the girls had attitudes as if not wanting to be there (understandable) - thus AMPs were not for me - I also visited a "modeling studio" or two in Dallas where the girls were American and come out and line-up and you pick one but that too was mediocre and one seemed to have to overpay b/c the house likely took a big cut

I find most of these AMPs and "modeling studios" kinda rip-off joints and not very good bang for the buck; per my limited experience.

-->"I got there and I immediately felt like a dirt bag."

I think this is key ... does your desire to get a dirty cheap HJ (or more) overcome the other lowbrow aspects of the experience, that AMPs work for you? For me, the downsides of AMPs include:

• scummy overall atmosphere and experience
• The likelihood of human trafficking
• In my home area, strip clubs are under 0 police pressure, whereas AMPs are always being monitored and raided

I do understand the attraction for AMPs as well:

• Cheap prices for just about any sex act
• Despite the OP's experience, it is easy to find HOT, young Asian women at AMPs.

To me, the lowbrow experience is just not an attraction at all, and I"m not interested in AMPs -- at all. I do indulge in full body sensual massage, which does bring with it a much more uptown experience, albeit at much higher prices for much lower mileage (usually, happy ending only).

Yikes! Sorry to hear that your first AMP experience was a bust (and not in a good way). Great story telling, btw.

Every once in a great while I'll hit an AMP (or LAMP in my area). It was difficult for me at first since no one ever expects a woman to want a HE with her massage at a seedy establishment (you'd think that just my being in a sordid place like that would have been a good indication!). My first one was awkward and the masseuse was nervous (tho very cute). As time has gone on I have less and less interest in them, mainly because the novelty of it is now gone, along with the negative factors that Subraman mentioned (with LE monitoring being a big factor). So in a lot of ways - you ain't missing much.

I've never been to a actual AMP, but I have been to see a number of the "body rub" girls in Louisville, and they've been, in the main, far more enjoyable than what you describe. One of my regular girls was an actual masseuse, and the whole thing was just amazing. She's apparently not doing it anymore.

There are a number of AMPs in Louisville, but reviews tend to be more akin to yours, though not quite as bad. The guys who patronize those don't appear to be as...picky. :)

I've never had an experience as poor as yours in a few dozen visits to massage parlours. And to be honest these days I'm happier if the massage is great even if the HE isn't. In the past I've found a place in AZ where those girls truly gave wonderful rubs and a nice finish too. A home run for sure.

If you want to try again I suggest you do some more research and if you get a bad feeling as you are going in, turn around and try a different place.

We all hear so much about human trafficking and the sex business. I believe most of it is straight up BS, especially in regards to strip clubs. However, when it comes to AMPs I'm not so sure. I've been to a number of them, mostly Asian and Latina. When chatting with the masseuses most have told me that they are recently arrived in the country and will be traveling to Florida, New York or somewhere else in the very near future. Why are so many "newly arrived" and why do they travel so much? I really suspect someone else is footing the bill to keep the local talent refreshed. Just seems too much like trafficking to me, and I've stopped going to the AMPs for that reason.

Good story. I've never gone to an AMP and I don't think I ever will.

In tAMPa fl, the amps are good enough that you will question why to even bother with strip clubs. For me, its about the need. I definitely enjoy the chase at the club, but sometimes its nice to just be catered to.

The potential for free form fraternizing, and even front room makeout sessions before committing to the back room, always gives strip clubs a superior potential to most all other venues.

SJG

i prefer Korean chinese and vietnamese mps i dont have to waste money on drinks

^^^^^ :)

AMPs don't usually need bouncers either. A more relaxed experience.

SJG

But, there are places on Telephone Road in Houston, that I want to check out. They are Asian Hostess Bars, in the front room, and Massage ( FS ) in the back rooms.

So you will be paying some money for drinks.

But the girls are probably dressed very slutty, and people say you can fraternize with them and that this can go to front room GFE. So this all but guarantees an awesome back room session. Better than the standard AMP.

SJG

^ ^ ^does california have them ???

I don't know of any Asian Hostess bars in California where you could get GFE friendly with a girl, and then to into an AMP style backroom.

I only know of such places in Houston, and that is only via Internet.

We do sometimes have Asian Hostess Bars, but they are not quite like that, and usually they don't last long.

I happened to be near one when SJPD Vice took it down. And then one in Sunnyvale, very controversial because it ran for years and a Sunnyvale Cop was involved in it, and he got convicted.

Nemesisk, we have some people here interested in the So Cal Hostess Dancing Clubs. You are our expert.

SJG

tell us about your Viet mps in san jose ? have you heard of beauty salons that offer HE or fs similar to vietnam i believe they are called Hoc tocs ?

No one openly offers sexual services. But many Viet hair cutting salons are also AMPs. Most all will do HE. And most will also do FS.

Just use RubMaps. Use advanced search on sexual acts. LA it self and some of the other SoCal muni's also very good. San Francisco better than SJ. LA I believe better than SJ as well. SJ LE very tough!

You can use a zipcode radius search.

SJG

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if the woman isn't to your liking, leave before you pay. just like any other business, you can leave if they don't have what you're interested in

It all depends on the area. Some are $60 for the table shower and massage then extra for more personal services. There is one place in the upper mid-west (no asians working there, all local talent) where you select your girl, they put you in a room with an adjacent shower, you shower, lie on the table and she begins the massage in lingerie then gets nude with you more than the basic massage, if you get the $300 1 hour package it gets interesting. You end up the only one wearing anything. What you end up wearing is snugly rolled on by the attendant and the second thing you wear is very warm, it fits like a warm glove. At the ends most girls will shower you off.

Here, someone just reviewed one of the places on Houston's Telephone Rd. Only place I know of with places quite like this, and they are not listed on Rubmaps.

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Front room hostess bar, back room AMP. Can be front room GFE. Some girls are Vietnamese instead of Korean.

But there is often a tobacco problem, and many of the women are just too old. So just window shop until you find what you like.

Hope to be able to be there to try it out for myself.

SJG

how many out there ?

dont worry sjg im a legend in the amp world as well . Koreans girls love to fuck !

before i found out about mps i thought korean girls would not have sex with other guys that were not their race korean

a few years ago i went to a few in so cal... two were ok.. decent attractive ladies that gave full service, another one had a lineup of six nice to attractive girls that did a great massage but no extras, and a few others that were totally disappointing in technique and desireability. a hand job just doesn't do it for me anymore.

^^^^ You can use Rub Maps advanced search and see what can go in a particular amp. You can do a zip code radius search. But most all do HJ. The vast majority will do FS.

You have to find a girl you like and come on to her in a civilian fashion, and just make it happen with her. Don't ask her to administer any service. Get her softened up and DFKing, and it will be mind blowing. Been doing it that way for 35 years now.

SJG

what's your experience with Koreans ?

San Francisco AMPs, South Bay and Peninsula AMPs, experiences with Koreans have been good. Koreans less likely to be GFE. But still good experiences, and some awesome GFE too.

Experiences with 10 Day AAMPs also very good. Not GFE. But girls very good looking. But I would not recommend those shops, because of syndicate which runs them, and because you can't really know those girls outside.

Vietnamese AMPs more likely to be possible GFE. I recommend these.

Chinese AMPs even more likely to be GFE, but girls not as good at dressing slutty. So I would suggest Vietnamese first. Vietnamese are already 1/2 westernized.

SJG

South Florida has a plethora of AMP's of varying quality. Almost all offer HE's without asking. Lately, I have come upon a few that offer FS without asking and the girls are 5+. What's great is the massage is quite good too. Almost the holy grail.

I love AMPs. You probably missed out. Those older asian honeys know how to give mind blowing handsies

Forget the handsies. I like the young Viet Fashion Plates, and I like mind blowing GFE-FS sessions, where the girl really just lets go completely, so I can let her go over the top in free flowing waves.

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which one is viet fs ?

The vast majority do FS. Rare to find a girl who won't.

So best to use rubmaps advanced search by selecting sex acts. Just looking to find the best shop, not detailed provider info.

Select you geographic starting point, like maybe by postal zip code, and your search radius and I'll be happy to do it for you. Muni LA looks great, as a many other So Cal areas, and San Francisco is great.

Having lots of AMPs means it is more competitive. So pick your place.

SJG

Lol sjg i was looking at cities like cleveland on the MPs they have and less than 7 lol poor small cities like oklahoma i can see why durant left

Lots of places have good AMPs, and lots of others don't. Same with strip clubs.

Thanks to Founder for letting articles sort by date of last post. I am sure this will result in more people writing good articles and more extensive discussions of them.

SJG

I frequented AMPs in the late 80s, early 90s, before I got married (I've been separated the past several years). Funny you bring up the lady being older and not attractive. I had a few like that and some great experiences. Like you, I was disappointed at first when an older, slightly overweight and not particularly attractive woman ended up being my masseuse. But I quickly warmed up to my first one, who gave me a great handjob while I sucked on her tit. On another occasion, an older Asian lady gave me the best experience I ever had at an AMP. I was laying on my back and while she was stroking my cock with her right first she unexpected shoved her lubed up left middle finger in his ass and gave me a simultaneous prostate and cock massage. I was in heaven and erupted a massive load in about 30 seconds. Wish I would have lasted longer. I went to an AMP a couple months ago, for the first time in about 25 years, wanting some female touch and feeling depressed about my breakup. I nice-looking MILF-type (maybe 30-35) gave me a table shower (highly recommended) and then a pretty good massage for an hour for $60. I was a little concerned about getting any extras for fear of getting in legal trouble. It didn't matter. She didn't offer and I didn't ask. It was a straight massage and a very good one. I'm glad I went but I doubt I'll ever go again. Just didn't seem like good bang for the buck. I enjoyed being jacked off in these places back in the day, but not so much anymore.