I Synned, but not very much...

After Paradise (separate review), I checked out Synn's. Well, if Paradise is known for UHM with lower-tier girls, Synn's is the opposite. I was blown away by the quality of some of the girls on stage - freakin' 9s who spread their legs and make me realize how good it feels to be in the presence of awesome nude femininity. However, the mileage was decidedly off - there's no handshake action in your chair and not much more than up-top roaming during the LD grind (at least for me).

Still, I had a good time. What's not to like about viewing and feeling up jaw-dropping gorgeous nude women? You just have to keep your expectations in check. They do run 3-$40 nude dances which is not a bad deal anywhere. At least the club layout is upscale for COI, which is otherwise a dump along Valley Drive. I never felt unsafe driving my car or parking in the SC lots (which are free for all the COI clubs). But there's nothing worth, no would I advise, venturing much farther outside those confines.

Overall, I'd say if you're out with buddies and angling for more of a visual feast, Synn's would be a solid choice. If you're solo and looking for mileage, like I usually am (and you're able to ratchet down your expectations in the looks department), then there are better clubs like Paradise and Bliss on the same strip.