We've probably had this kind of thread multiple times.
What are some things strippers have told you during or before lapdances that was exactly what you wanted to hear?
Recently during a lapdance at a low mileage club, a stripper told me, "you can touch me anywhere".
Another recent time a different stripper during a lapdance told me, "this booty is yours".


I thought you were retiring from the strip club game after your CF blocked your number and wouldn't go on a date with you...