How can I find out which strippers are working

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• sharkhunter

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  8 years ago

  Featured entertainers scheduled for a particular night or weekend almost always show up.
  
  Other dancers set their own routines from one week to the next and many quit, change clubs, or decide not to show up on some nights so unless a particular dancer is extremely reliable and predictable, good luck with that, or the club has some hefty penalties, good luck keeping regular dancers, dancer schedules are all over the place. Note. Some dancers will routinely show up at certain times if that's when their regular customers always show up.
• sharkhunter

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  8 years ago

  Some clubs have an email list you can get on for special events like drink specials feature entertainers.
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  A few clubs have a list of dancers working on their web site, but very few do that. I've seen that in LA mostly for some reason. You can call but even then the info you get will be limited and might be wrong. The best system is to get the cell no of dancers that you like and then text to see if the girls you want are going to be there any particular night.
  
  I passionately hate porn star features at strip cluba so I can't help you out on that.
  
  
• Subraman

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  8 years ago

  Completely depends on the club, every club does it differently. And no matter what the method, it may be inaccurate -- they do that on purpose, make it look like there's more girls there than there really are, to suck you in.
  
  The best practice is to get the phone number of the girls you like, and text them to see if they're coming in.
• jackslash

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  8 years ago

  Calling ahead will not help. Clubs will lie to you and say "Tiffany is here" even if she is not. They want you to come in and spend money.
  
  As others have said, your best bet is to give strippers your number and then she will text you when she's working. That's how you become a regular.
  
• NoReviewTroll

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  8 years ago

  It's simple really. PM Papi Chulo. He knows all. Clubs call him nightly to tell them which dancers are working that night. He has software that keeps track of it all.
  
  *Sorry for all the PM's you are about to get Papi. :)
• Dougster

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  8 years ago

  desertscrub has a toll free number you can call for this information.
• Subraman

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  8 years ago

  I've been to strip clubs when porn stars feature, always by accident. I definitely don't like it. It's a sign I've lost my college-age exuberance, perhaps -- the idea of sitting around with a sea of guys, whooping and hollering just because she's a porn star... I honestly just plain don't get it. I don't get the appeal, I don't see what use it is to watch some porn star prance around on stage, I'm certainly not interested in the waaaay overpriced lap dances later. On top of that, most of the time, the hottest house girls are easily hotter than the porn star; most of the time, the entire top half of the lineup is hotter than the porn star. There have been a few exceptions, but mostly, the summary is:
  
  - Porn star who doesn't look as good as in her movies ...
  - ... absolute sausage fest near the stage...
  - ... 2x or 3x overpriced lap dances with the porn star afterwards ...
  - ... and half the house girls are hotter than the porn star anway
• NoReviewTroll

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  8 years ago

  Desertscrub's toll free # is 1-800-I'm-Gonna-Shove-This-Chainsaw-Right-Up-Your-Ass. Operators are standing by.
• GoVikings

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  8 years ago

  "On top of that, most of the time, the hottest house girls are easily hotter than the porn star; most of the time, the entire top half of the lineup is hotter than the porn star."
  
  couldn't agree more. this is exactly why i'm almost never excited to hear a porn-star is making an appearance at a strip club.
  
  now there are small handful of porn-stars that i'd like to see, but 9 times out of 10 the strippers are easily hotter than the porn-star appearance
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  I love me some Tiffany
• georgmicrodong

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  8 years ago

  @Subraman: "On top of that, most of the time, the hottest house girls are easily hotter than the porn star; most of the time, the entire top half of the lineup is hotter than the porn star."
  
  Exactly correct.
  
  The only sure fire way to find out who's working is to go to the club and see who's there. Even calling/texting individual girls isn't 100%. Too many of them don't have a clue about time. "I'll be there in a few minutes" is at *least* an hour in stripper time, and that doesn't count getting dressed and made up after she actually arrives.
• shadowcat

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  8 years ago

  GMD beat me to it "The only sure fire way to find out who's working is to go to the club and see who's there." I only text for OTC.
• GoVikings

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  8 years ago

  my fav voluntarily put her number in my phone after the second or third time i bought a VIP room with and ever since then she's gotten hundreds of more dollars out of me
• Subraman

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  8 years ago

  Maybe I've been on a lucky streak for a few years ... if I text a girl and she says she's at the club, she's always at the club. And, believe it or not, for a few years I've simply been telling my girls, "if we have an appointment and you're running late, just text me -- I'll never be pissed you're running late, but I will be pissed if I'm at the club for 2 hours without a text" and the girls have been following through. They're late a LOT, but they do text.
  
  Years ago, I had an ATF (at the time, my ATATF) who, I'd text her at 9am "Are you going in today" and she'd respond "yes, be there at noon", but then I always had to re-text her at 11am (which is when she'd have to leave the house to get there by noon), and in that intervening 2 hours, very often she'd tell me "I'll be 2 hours late" or "I have to cancel". Only the vida loca of a stripper, could 2 hours so often make a huge difference in the day's plans
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  Some porn stars have a social media presence where they may announce if they'll be making appearances.
  
  The clubs' social media may also have a calendar of events
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  8 years ago

  "The must be a way to find out who is working on a particular night."
  
  Aside from actually going to the club... no, there really isn't.
• larryfisherman

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  8 years ago

  As others have said, get the number of the girl you've interested in, although sometimes strippers don't get back to you with the texts prompt enough.