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Off topic but interesting. Worlds 10 worse cities for traffic.

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For Your Eyes Only

Toronto, Ontario

Hot girls but tame

Arrived at this place before midnight and it was packed. Large stage on one side. Has a bar/ rail in front. Talent was awesome. Only a few were less than a 7 and there were…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

A Monday evening at Oasis

I moved to the area recently and have noticed Oasis right off US Hwy 19 N. Decided to give it a chance after work on a Monday. I parked in the back and entered.…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

On par visit

Haven't been here in a while, but still as I remember. I arrived about 3pm on a Friday afternoon. The lot in the back was full with a couple of cars ahead…

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, Texas

Decent time but nothing special

Was in Dallas visiting a friend and hanging out for the weekend. We decided to hit up Bucks Wild Fort Worth since the club scene is better in Fort Worth than in Dallas. Parking was…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Worst Place ever

This is the worst place ever. To start with, they have a dress code and ladies standing to collect the cover charge think they are the sexy but the truth is they are ugly as…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

downhill

Friday afternoon visit to the club that was once a favorite. Only spent about 15 minutes there as I didn't see anyone I recognized and 40 bucks a pop is too spendy for me…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Found a gem among turds

Visiting Houston for first time in months, and hit the Church for first time in year. I was a regular in the old days when living here. Place was pretty much dead and…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

was better than expected

Well as the title says better than expected... A few friends and i decided that going to the strip club was our best option for fun for the night so off we went when you…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

home

Whenever I do strip clubbin, even though my time have been fewer and far between recently, I always touch down at the boat, simply becasue I have been coming here for a long time, the…

Hollywood Cabaret

Southington, Connecticut

Clean and classy decor; limited quality dancers - on a weekday night

Wednesday night at Hollywood is very slow. There were about 2 or 3 dancers in the whole place with only a few regulars. This was a weird night to go to a strip club, but…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Solid Club with a Couple of Excellent Offerings

I have been meaning to check out The Admiral Theatre for years on one of my business trips to Chicago. I finally managed to make it there on a Tuesday night and stayed there from…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped in to visit Bogies on...

Stopped in to visit Bogies on a trip up north in Michigan. I have been here before on a weekday afternoon but it was generally not this busy. Barely any seats available at…

The Pink Pussycat Lounge

Tampa, Florida

Nice upgrade ...

Stopped in on a Saturday evening for a short visit. I hadn't been since the remodel/rename. The club has been upgraded significantly from the days of the Library Lounge. Everything was clean and looked great; I…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Where the action is

This is the club I go to most in the area. I'd hit Kittens several hours earlier, left disappointed. In contrast, Pandoras has two stages in use and it's obviously a nude-strip club.…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

cool club

I have always liked Venon, and before, the Candy Store, or Obsessions and as far back as Bourbon Street. Today incarnation of the club is a bit more hip-hop and stylish, but go in the…

Dreams

Tampa, Florida

Great Value if you like seedy

Visited DREAMS as my 2nd stop on a day of strip club hopping in Tampa. Place is a dive bar. Mainly a black bar & ladies. I had been here before. So I knew what…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Brown Sugar

I was in Tampa on a Saturday for a meeting with a client. We had a late breakfast and I was on my way back to the greater Orlando area and decided, on a whim,…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Enjoyable

Visited SCARLETT’S as my 1st stop on a day of strip club hopping in Tampa. Place is good- not a dive bar, but nice. Club was very clean, many nice girls (6-8s). I enjoy the…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Getting stranger, not better

I hadn't been to Kittens in a long time, decided to check whether it's improved. It has changed, but not really improved. It's still a juice bar as required by Washington, but there's…

Mermaids Gentleman's Club

St Pete Beach, Florida

Not even pasties

I should have checked reviews before going. I didn't realize that it was a bikini club. Been passing this place for ten years. Always thought it was just a dive strip club.…

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

out of place

Had some time to kill and was in the Chapel Hill area last week, so I thought I 'd waste some time in an area strip club, have a beer and enjoy some scenery. So…

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Good news for JS69

Next time he is in Corado He can get weed McD's style in a drive through http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4240578/Colorado-town-getting-marijuana-shop-drive-window.html

Shadow Cabaret

Pompano Beach, Florida

Dancing experience

I worked here 2 Wednesdays ago. I didn't expect the club to be in a plaza. That automatically reminded me of a club I worked at in Maryland once. The doorman was very nice. I…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Got the first visit out of the way

I just moved down here from California and had buddies tell me about Tootsies, so I decided I was going to set a date when I had enough time to visit this joint. I got…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Still a great place to spend a few hours

I had not been to any of the COI clubs in 10 years or so but I remembered this place from the past as a good place to have some fun. After having no fun…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Im Addicted....

My first time at Bare Exposure i was slightly confused. It seemed small and all the areas were divided. I wasn't sure where i could or couldn't go. However, once i got a sense of…

Airport Lounge

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

If you have NOTHING ELSE to do

Me, a female friend, and another male friend visited this bar since we are staying in the Hilton across the street. The girls were ok, not bad for a strip club near the airport…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Easily my favorite club in Rhode Island

Had some time to kill last Monday afternoon (2/13) and had been looking forward to a trip to the Foxy Lady for a while so I figured why not. Glad I went. This is, by far,…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Always a Favorite

There are many great clubs in Phoenix, but I like the laid-back style and sensuous contact always available at the Blue Moon. The girls are friendly, reasonably attractive, and always willing to please.…

Diamond Club

Bronx, New York

Mistake

Went here on a Friday evening around 9pm on my way back from running errands. I know this is a dive but... it was a moment of weakness and I wanted to get a quick…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Pretty good

So. I went next door to hammered harrys to get my drink on first and the bartender had a nice ass. I was happy already. I sat at the stage with a my…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

Fun with Cocoa

Hot young dancer named Cocoa treated me so right! The club was slow on a lazy Sunday but you wouldn't know it from the performers. Cocoa was on stage when I walked in. She was…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

Back in Boston, Had to try a club while I'm here

This is a wide open club with a huge stage. There was one awesome Asian girl who seemed like she was having a good time. Then Italia (huge tits) comes out and so I asked…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

PTs on Saturday

Visited this place on Evans on a Saturday Night around 9PM, cover was $15 and you walk into the topless dancers area. Sat down and got a drink a few beers $7-$10 each and also…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

private room nastiness

After a lackluster time at the hustler club up the street I ventured to wise guys after reading the reviews here and decided I was in the mood for depravity. I paid cover and…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

general

So this will be basically be a follow up review from the last one last month! As far as Portland clubs go Dolphin is still hands down my favorite club without a doubt as they…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

short songs equals short dances

Was in St. Louis and not trip there is complete without running over to the east side for some fun. I had never been to the Hustler club and felt like I should check…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

afternoon stop

I was in the area during the day and decided to stop in for a drink. This was my first trip to the club in several years and not much has change. The layout looked…

Whiskey Vixens

Cheektowaga, New York

Frost time in

I was told to go and check it out , boy did I it ,was slow at frist but it got full ,it was a nice place they had all…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Very good club

This is a good club to visit. Majority of girls are good looking 6-8. They have a good variety of ethnicities(Cuban, Korean, White, Black) and all the girls have different dance styles. Dances are…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Worth every dollar

Costs quite a bit to get in the first time around, but BYOB makes it worth it. Dancers are well worth it also. The girls were the hottest I've seen in the area. $25 to…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Great for some daytime drinking

I went here to have some daytime beers with friends and it's a great place to kill a few hours. All the dancers are very friendly and more than willing to converse with you. I…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

fun

I came here around 4 on Sunday and it was PACKED. I lucked out and as soon as I made it to the wall, a guy was getting up so I was able to get…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Whoa Nelly

Ok... I've been going to clubs for many years and always came up empty. I used to be the make it rain at the stage guy that would have several girls sit and exchange numbers…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

Beautiful Nude Women

I went last night from 8-11. Got there just after the cover went up to $10 but the cute woman at the door let me in for $5, a sign of a customer-friendly business.…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

i had a good but not great time

I went to this club on Thursday about 7. The area is a little sketchy but I felt safe. The outside of the club looks bad but the inside looks better. The cover was $8.…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, California

Tuesday afternoon review

Was in town for some personal business. Found out that I was very close to the Broadway circle of clubs. Did not want to get into the "visitor" trap, besides, lots of the clubs on…

Showbar

Springfield, Massachusetts

Closed and will reopen under new name

This place is closed and has been sold. The new owner is supposed to be trying to reopen it for St Patrick's Day. The new name is supposed to be Wonderland. I had heard from…

Club SinRock

Renton, Washington

Waiting out the Traffic

This place is right off of 405 and 167. It was a convenient spot to wait out some traffic. I've been there before and the bouncer is usually very friendly and in the 1-3PM hours…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Old reliable

Made it back down for another work trip...therefore, another stop at the old stomping grounds. This place has remained my go to when down in Fl. Suggestions on dancers from this trip include…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Another day in the neighborhood.

I had to pee when I first got here but they were working on upgrading the bathroom. They had one toilet where one of the stalls was. I am sure that will be rectified by…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Tues 8pm

Visited PTs on Tues about 8pm. $20 cover. BYOB. Easily two dozen girls. Dancers rotate through four stages, spending about 5 min on each stage. Mostly white and hispanic girls this night. One asian and…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Getting what I want at the hole.

I'm new to this review forum, but I'm not new to this seedy establishment called the Porthole. I have always had a decent to good time with a girl in the 2 for 1 curtained…

Hot Laps Sports Bar

Louisville, Ohio

Going down hill

Stopped by on a Friday night about 9pm, walked in and there were about 9 guys and no dancers in sight. Got a beer and waited for a few minutes, after talking with one of…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Had a rare winter night...

Had a rare winter night with time to kill. A few dancers on duty but nothing overwhelming, really slow night In think. I think there were more dancers than customers. I wanted a…

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New site for strippers to review clubs

Strippersreview is a site for strippers to review clubs from the dancer point of view. "The Community section of the board is restricted to members only. People from all walks of life are welcome to read the reviews posted here to…

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JS69, Why the change to option #1??

I am not the only one who wants to know why JS69 is transitioning from: 4.extras/sex and 5.Shopping for an OTC partner... To: Good high contact lap dances but no orgasm... The question on the discussion topic is from Future track star. My…

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Houston 2AMer.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4240680/Two-men-killed-shootout-inside-Houston-strip-club.html

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LittleDickSammy So Dumb He Bumps a Threading Calling Him a Retard 100 Times!

Lol! What a dumbass!

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LittleDickSammy Has an Appropriate Avatar

Looks like a retarded young ape all happy because he just won a race in the special Olympics. Perfect likeness to LittleDIckSammy! Lol!

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vincemichaels = a child molester; LittleDickSammy = the child he molests

Title says it all! Lol!

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txtittyfag(dot) and LittleDickSammy are Homosexual Lovers!

Title says it all! Lol!

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Why do strippers lie about their income?

Or are they telling the truth. Seems like they all brag how they make 300 grand and then act so desperate for a dance. Look at what they drive off in and I just don't see it. I can't…

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Being a Male Porn Star - living the f*cking life!

Who wants to a male porn star? I mean this is like the best job in the world. Getting paid $500 a scene to bang hot women the most perverted ways possible. Top porn guys make at least $100,000 a…

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Tell a story using club names from today's new reviews

I met "Cleo" during "Mardi Gras" at a "Bogarts" film festival. We really hit it off and I told her my "Fantasy" was to do her "Bottoms Up". We went back to my place and she assumed the "Pole Position"…

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

Great time, hot chicks even in Akron

Stopped by here on a Saturday evening about 8:30pm, hadn't been here in a long time. But I've been watching their Facebook page, wish more clubs realized how easy it is to advertise there, if…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Never a letdown

Had to drop a load, so I planned an afternoon visit to my favorite spot. Was about 1230 when I walked into 2 guys at the bar and only 2 girls working (both chocolate).…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

BLM not happening this time

Traveled to Phoenix for business so thought I'd stop by BLM again. I've had good times here in the past. The entrance fee was $12 which is a slight increase from previous visits.…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

Trip to Lawrence

Was in Lawrence awhile back on a Sat afternoon. The Flamingo was the only thing open that did not require a membership. The inside was nice enough and beers were pretty reasonable.…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Ok club, one good dancer

Ducked in to get out of the rain on a Thursday afternoon / early evening. No reception, I just walked in and sat down. Sat there a while and nobody came by to…

The Pony Lexington

Lexington, Kentucky

Lucky and unlucky!

I stopped through in the middle of a road trip, just minutes after the club opened. Not a lot of cars in the lot, and I called ahead and was told they only had one…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

After a Habs game

My buddy and I made a trip up to Montreal to see the Habs. After the game, we asked the cabbie to take us to the best strip club in town and he took us…

Daily Planet

Oak Ridge, New Jersey

Most unique strip club

This bar is out of the way in the woods of Oak Ridge. I have been to this bar several times as I live in the area. It is a log cabin which was…

Pole Position

Mays Landing, New Jersey

Hit or Miss

I stopped into this club a couple of weeks back after not going on for a while. It seems like many of the girls have boyfriends that are there and they don't circulate around the…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Saturday visit

I stopped at the club on Saturday night at 715 pm. The parking lot was empty. I went inside and there were not a lot of people at the bar. Brunette bartender was…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Its the same ol' Ballpark

Stopped by recently after hitting the tables at Parx casino. Its the same place. Not top end but your money stretches further than top end places. Girls walk around after dancing.…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

New faces and woooww

Went in a couple of wednesdays back hoping to find Amber, my personal favorite. She isn't there unfortunately. But happened to see girls like Farah and Raven and Kim. Had great dances with all three…

Berlin News Agency

Berlin Township, New Jersey

BNA worth the visit

This is not a strip club! This is an adult book store/ movie theater. You walk into a normal adult book store. you pay at the desk for access to the theater. there is an…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

Getting Better

Hadn't been to Oasis in a while, then I found out a former bartender was managing dayshift. She is awesome and energizes the place. The layout is still the same with the stage…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

lineup

Many dancers I hadn't seen before in the past couple weeks. Slim and petite, right up my alley. Guessing not much in terms of extras since it is the night shift but plan…

Babes Show Club

Jackson, Mississippi

Not bad, but not amazing

Dances were $25 each - some were worth it, others not. One girl was really stoned, so she couldn't stop smirking/laughing during the dance which sort of ruined. Classy was the most fun and did…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Post-ownership change update

I visited this past week because I wanted to check the place out for myself after the ownership change. I got there soon after the 1pm opening time and stayed until a little about 4pm. Here…

Vanity After Dark

San Francisco, California

Nearly empty on Saturday night

I was completely disappointed to find The Penthouse basically empty at 8 PM on a Saturday. I get it that most clubs don't heat up until later, but there were seriously only 3 girls working…

Matador Club

Valparaiso, Florida

Not great

I like this club for no apparent reason, never talk to the same girl a second time and not all the girls are hot but there is something about it. Staff are always friendly, bathrooms…

Sammy's on the Island

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Very disappointing

Very disappointed. Sammy's has always been the best of the bunch in this area but on Friday at 5:00 there were 2 girls and 3 customers. About 6:00 2 more girls came in, sisters from…

Crazy Horse Rock Hill

Rock Hill, South Carolina

My work takes me to Charlotte...

My work takes me to Charlotte once a year, and because there are no nude clubs in Charlotte, I have made trips to Crazy Horse, a nude club in Rock Hill, SC, less than 30…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

Treasure Saturday

Got a chance to visit this club as I was in Asheville for a trip . Reached there around 8.30 pm .huge free parking lot which is a plus. Cover charge was $10. This…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Waste of a visit

Drove all the way from Lansing Saturday night thinking that being a Saturday, there might be some good looking girls around looking to have some fun. Arrived at Bogies around 9pm. There were…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Amazing Club.

Came in on a weekday evening. No cover. Once inside, I was very impressed by the physical layout. 3 levels and full of PLs. Almost a sausagefest even though it was not on a weekend.…

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Failed Four Loko Flavors

I was reading an article recently (sorry lost the link) about failed Four Loko flavors - I'll share them with you along with the can colors: Curry Flavored Four Loko (neon orange) Dirty Stripper Panties Four Loko (silver with brown stripes) Nacho Cheese…

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Strippers coming on to you

Have you ever had a stripper let you know that she wanted to fuck you (for free) or that she wanted to be your girlfriend? What ended up happening? I think anonymousJim mentioned there was a stripper that wanted to be…

BLU 1 Adult Ultra Lounge

Lexington, Kentucky

First BLU visit

So I had to pick up someone at the airport and had a few hours to spend in Lexington. I stopped at Divas first and was disappointed to find only about 3 or 4 girls…

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Dougster is a Fag that gives out bad Investing Advice

Title says all Fag cant handle his own medicine

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Juicebox69 Jokes

Young juice was in his room jacking off when his dad walked in and said, "Son! Stop doing that! You will go blind!" Juice said, " Hay Dad! I'm over here!!

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99% CANNOT COMPLETE THIS CHALLENGE WITHOUT GETTING SATISFIED! [The Most Oddly Sa

https://youtu.be/cjNM7Mx4eDM

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What Would You Change About Your Favorite Club?

If you could change one thing about your favorite club, what would it be? For my favorite local club, it would be to get better cell phone reception inside. The local clubs are mostly crap anyway, and the one that is…

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How I introduced my CF stripper to my family

Me: This is my favorite stripper Jenna. Jenna: Hi. Wife: What the fuck!

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Trump's First Month: How's He Doing?

I'm quite impressed by how many of his election promises it appears that he plans to deliver on. I would say he is off to a very strong start all that whiny liberal sobbing not withstanding. Now, of course, the…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Back Again

I went back to my favorite club in Denver. I guess I like it cause the strippers are young and they get naked. I tend to sit at one of the side tables. It's more…

Emerald Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

Mix of talent, nothing fancy

I stopped in on my way through town, headed to atlanta. The lot is well lit, the club easy to find. $10 at the door, and show your id. There were about 10 girls, and…

Dream Girls Wilkes-Barre

Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania

giving it another shot

This is my fourth visit in the last 6 months. Never been to impressed but there's not many options around here. As usual not many guys in the club. Same with the…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Slow Saturday at Hollywood

Four dancers made up the Saturday matinee at Hollywood-Devon, Lucky, Sidney and Stormy .Lucky and Stormy apparently had the pleasure of being financed by regulars, so my options were down to the other two. I…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Not a stunner. But definitely a place to visit

Heard a lot of good about this place. Paid a visit on Friday evening couple of weeks back. Guy charged 5$ at the entrance. The club has a strange lay out with LD area at…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

Went for a bachelor party

The girls were mostly hot and they weren't begging for dances which is nice. We rented the VIP area where they promised a constant flow of girls throughout the nice seeing as it was far…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Cover was $20 for me since...

Cover was $20 for me since I had no pass nor coupon on that Saturday evening. I stick to the VIP room in this place as it is $125 for 15 minutes or $250…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

consistent mileage and declining quality of dancers

I've been here a number of times and the mileage is consistently high even if the talent is not. Was there on Tuesday and Wednesday nights last week around 10:30. Note that they…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Expensive but the girls are the best in Austin

I've been to most the other clubs around Austin but keep coming back here because these girls seem to be the best looking. Sometimes it is hard to find a table on Friday and…

Win Place & Show Bar

Louisville, Kentucky

Okay for what it is

I hadn't been to the local clubs in a while, so I was unaware of the new ordinance on nudity. After hitting up a few of the regular stops in 7th street, I stopped in…

Elan's of Connecticut

Danbury, Connecticut

find a different club

I never wrote a bad review before, but here we go. I've taken this place off my rotation twice in the past. Both times were because of the poor attitudes of the dancers. But I…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Decent for a night out

Decent for a night out but that's it. Went with friends and they had a buffet going. $8 for the buffet. Physical club: Had a bar to the left, walk down some stairs and there are two…

Bottoms Up

Louisville, Kentucky

used to be great

This used to be one of my old hangouts. It was a sure thing any night I'd get my money's worth with a pretty lady. lately it has been a dump. the girls are about…

The Den Gentlemen's Club

Cheyenne, Wyoming

I was what I thought it was

Before going I read all the reviews I could find. So I was prepared for anything. I arrived about 7:30-8:00. It was advertised as all-nude night but the 3-4 girls that were…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Saturday afternoon chill

An unusual Saturday afternoon club visit for me. My first time on the infamous Baltimore Block. I was going to meet a dancer friend who works here occasionally on day shifts, but she texted…

Ultimate Showgirls Gentlemen's Club

Hesperia, California

Worth giving a shot if you are in the area -- good atmosphere, even if not that many dancers are 8s or above

I was on my way to Arizona from LA, and due to the heavy rainstorm, traffic was at a complete standstill. I figured I would wait it out, and Bunny's was not too far…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Doll House

After a somewhat disappointing visit to Sinsations, I drove the short distance to The Doll House to check it out. In addition to Sinsations and The Doll House,…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Okay for what WV now has to work with.

Decent experience, but the milage I'm the dances is worse than zero. Not even any non-sexual touching, and they're hardasses about it. Decent prices on dances; cheap drinks. Miss Vixens though. The girls, to their credit, are all…

Rumors Cabaret

Columbia, Missouri

Bar now open next door

Been a little while but thought I would stop by since who doesn't want to see potentially hot college girls naked in a college town. There are 4 colleges in Columbia, MO, one of them…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Sinsations

Was in Jacksonville for business and looking forward to a visit at both of the nude clubs, Sinsations and Doll House. On my last trip a year ago I had…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Wednesday night at PoleKatz Chicago Gentleman's Club

I got in at around 6pm on Wednesday. They have happy hours till 7pm. Nude dances are priced 20 during happy hours and topless I guess is 10. Even on tuesdays they do have…

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Mystery surrounds key figure in Atlanta bribery case

This is a rather long story mostly about corruption in Atlanta. But it has a great opening sentence: "She is an openly gay Baptist minister who purportedly supplied a politician with strippers and prostitutes." http://www.myajc.com/news/local-govt--politics/mystery-surrounds-key-figure-atlanta-bribery-case/i6escpteB6EKSB40noW6cI/

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Seen At The Club Tonight

A guy with a pen and a small notebook, observing from the back of the room and taking notes. Casual dress. Younger. Was standing against the wall. Kept his pen above his ear when not writing. Wrote in his notebook,…

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Hands Free Cum in Bed ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJop7s_RerA videos like the one above claim to make you cum without jerking it...can you do it ? I almost can because I'm sinsative to sounds...I just jerked off to it

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Advanced ideas for strippers to consider in turning some of us off

As with most fetishes I'm sure this is hit and miss but Role play channels that have attractive ladies with sexy voices...soft spoken....really turn me on....I need a stripper to talk to my dick like this bitch https://youtu.be/_XdCzy1OcN4 Actually jerked off to…

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GoVikings! Member Since 2010 Still No Experience With OTC...

GoVikings: "i don't have any experience with OTC. but it ain't rocket science either" Huh? If it ain't rocket science why none in 7 years? On a very tight budget? Or maybe it is rocket science to you. Or maybe you…

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You Know txtittyfag(dot) is Desperate for "Followers" when...

He has to welcome in LittleDickSammy and SJG. (In the latter case especially funny since (dot) used to torment SJG under his previous "san_jose_gay" alias.) Well I guess beggars don't get to be choosers is what he's thinking.

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How clubs wash your drinking glasses

I was at a smallish club about 2 weeks. This place has no kitchen so probably no dish washer. Behind/beneath the bar they have a metal sink with 3 separate small tubs. I watched as the security/lap dancer counter guy…

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What can you hide in a Juice Box?

Sorry Juice, had to share this one: https://twitter.com/ABC7/status/833069396813680642

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Nursing a Drink

I'm not much of a drinker in the clubs as I would much rather spend my money on dances. Most visits I only receive one or two drinks at the most. Usually a bottle of water or a beer. Lots…

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What an exciting week !

Boy has it been a wild week or what, no I'm not talking about Agent Orange although he has been rolling around on the deck like a loose cannonball in a gale, I'm actually talking about here on TUSCL. The…

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txtittyfag(dot) is Gay!

Title says it all! LOL!

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100% Chance txtittyfag(dot) = san_jose_gay

Just thank about it: 1) Both weren't capable of any thought of their own, so just stuck to imitating poster they didn't like 2) Both were able to respond to their target within a few minutes, sometimes second of when their targets…

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a sick monkey pretending to be me is talking about fucking corpses

be warned. there is a man pretending to be me, a space geneious, that is telling stupid stories about fucking corpses. he wants to smear my good name as the smartest person on this site, former lover of kim bassetter,…

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are you a necrophiliac?

“--> "Other researchers disagree that prostitutes serve as a balm for the woes of essentially normal men. Sociologist Julia O'Connell Davidson of the University of Nottingham in England characterizes johns as necrophiliacs who commit their acts on socially “dead” women.…

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Jail for lap-dancing teacher who had sex with 17-year-old pupil daily for 6 mont

Free the teacher! Free the teacher! She provided the education that every 17-year-old boy wants. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/lap-dancing-teacher-who-sex-9842955

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Soldiers given taxpayer-funded guide to strip clubs of Tallinn

These were British soldiers, but I share the outrage. They should be guided by TUSCL. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/17/soldiers-given-taxpayer-funded-guide-strip-clubs-tallinn/

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Anyone know anything about former football player Edgerrin James owning a strip

I was stuck at the laundromat tonight and the TV show they had on (whatever comes on after Stephen Colbert) said something about former football player Edgerrin James owning a strip club. I tried looking into it but couldn't…

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Time in purgatory

I've been stuck for a few weeks on a job in south central Virginia, no strip clubs within an hour and a half, no amps, and the only bar (if you want to call it that) in town is an…

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Trash cans in VIP rooms

I am pleased to announce that Follies has taken the lead and now has trash cans in the VIP rooms. Any other clubs like that?

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Sex past 10 min getting borroing

When I was a younger pup I enjoyed 30-60 min sex...I cared for my partner's nut as much as my own plus majority of these chicks was civilians GFs Know that I'm older and has had his fair share of sex…

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Funniest Post of the Day: vinceygirl michaels Says "I'm in MENSA"

Not sure if he was deliberately trying to be funny with this one or just blundered into it. Either way, thanks for the laugh! Best one in a long time on here.

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Russian Hooker Bucking Like a Wild Bronco

About once a month I've been seeing this young Russian spinner that Bucks Like a Bronco on top of me...my titties are smacking all over the place I love this hard and rough fucker Anyone else like this ?

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Road Trip Need Help

Hey everybody. I'm taking a roadtrip and I'll be covering a lot of states in the midwest, northeast, and the south. I'm interested in finding strip clubs that offer extras. I'm not interested in girlfriend experience or getting to know…

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Private house clubs

Several years back there was a guy on Detroit's East side who was running a lap dance club out of his house. It used to be listed here on TUSCL, but no more. He even had a story or…

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Gassagain Live: Oreo Cookies!

I'm appearing live at the Miami ethnic scene in late March, and I'm going to get stuck between two thick black chics creating my own "Oreo Cookies"! If anyone wants to join we can make a double stuff Oreo, but only…

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OT: Hillarious "Fun Size" comedian, Brad Williams

Great things come in small packages at times: Full show, Brad Williams Fun Size (59 minutes 34sec. length): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGBl-vCoKfA TOTALLY NSFW. Living as a little person, Sex techniques of Midgets, Dwarf Tossing onto a Black Hawk helicopter in Afghanistan, Picking…

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What are you looking for in a strip club viait?

I was just wondering where most people are these days. What are you primarily looking most of the time when you go to a strip club: 1. Good high contact lap dances but no orgasm. 2. A good lap…

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Rap influence on strip club/strippers.

Not really sure how this happened hopefully someone has some insight. I have wondered about the connection between rap music and strip club and strippers. My club is probably 80% rap music a night. I know some groups in rock…

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Sashier Foxxie Edges a dudes cock to dearth

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph583df96257595

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Fuck of san_jose_guy

It seems that the useless spineless Lloyd Schoen aka san_jose_guy at this point only comes on here to fight and argue. He seems to get into fights with almost everyone. TUSCL I call upon you to stand strong and do what…

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Question for lapdanceking82

I didn't realize you were married. I wondered if your wife was in on any of your crazy adventures. You were the protagonist of the whole tranny hand job story. I don't know if someone else made that up about…

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My day at the designer vagina showcase

I know a dancer who had her vagina surgically tightened. It is tight. http://nypost.com/2017/02/16/my-day-at-the-designer-vagina-showcase/

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Man Tased Three Times After Running Naked Outside Local Strip Club

TUSCL members should not go clubbing in Wichita. http://www.texomashomepage.com/news/local-news/man-tased-three-times-after-running-naked-outside-local-strip-club/659029724

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Hot Door Girls

I remember once I went to a club that did not allow touching by customers at all. There was a really hot door girl that I tipped a dollar because she was sexy and flirty. After I put the dollar…

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CrazyJoe is fucking every one

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Man Buns

At the rental place today the ladies that were pissed about no chi chi or nipples said they had a new employee that had a man bun. They were talking about where they could tackle him ( off camera) and…

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Orgy in the VIP at Follies

My next visit I'm going to have a VIP Cuban Juice Sammy

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Dog fucking Stripper Legs in VIP

How many times have you busted off bumping a strippers thighs ?

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This is bullshit....we should all file a complaint with hr

Today I went to an equipment rental place today. They always have good calandars. Some with fast cars, some with faSt girls in bikinis. I picked out some of them they had on the counter. Then I asked if…

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Where Will Tony Romo Land?

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/news/if-tony-romo-is-cut-as-he-reportedly-believes-it-will-be-intriguing-to-see-where-he-lands-175051272.html Doesn't really matter, poor bastard will break something in a pre-season game anyway.

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He ain't no Michael Jackson!

Lesson, don't try to upstage a Michael Jackson impersonator! http://vidmax.com/video/152417-Man-tries-to-impersonate-Michael-Jackson-and-breaks-his-neck

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Snapchat saving for Android?

A hottie is sending me sexy Snapchat videos. Problem is that I can't get a boner and finish off in 5 seconds. I need an app that saves Snapchats. Searching the internet keeps coming up bogus.…

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Sucide Bomber Fail

It's a shame they all can't do this. It's about 20 seconds in.. https://www.surenews.com/terrorism/isis-suicide-bomber-fails-miserably-blow-himself-up-in-syria/

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Dead Mans Hand

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Soooo whats next after you master having sex with a paid hoe ?

Is it pimping them to make your money back ?

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Club Music

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ What do you like to hear in the club? What don't you like? I like hearing R&B, twerking music (trap/rap/whatever lol), EDM, and artists like Korn, Deftones, Rob Zombie, etc. I loathe Country music. I just can't do it. .........If…

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Aly Raisman in So swimsuit issue!

Does anyone else find this woman HOT? She could empty my wallet..... http://www.si.com/swimsuit/model/aly-raisman/2017/photos

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Trump Bragging Stock Market at all Time Highs

...Geez how many times did that happen during the Obama presidency. Of course, if it was Obama who was still president the right (and left!) would be believe one of the greatest extraordinary popular delusion of all time: that it…

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Demi Lovato Tuend Into A "10"?

When did this happen? She used to be chunky!!! https://instagram.com/p/BQjd0BZgN5O/

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OT: non-brilliant ways to be assassinated : (

Did you guys see that Kim Jong-nam was assassinated by a woman wearing a "LOL" t-shirt? Obviously, there are more painful and sadder ways to go than being assassinated in a Malaysian airport, but somehow being killed by a woman wearing…

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Black Dancer Headed For Miami, FL

Hi all, I am headed back to try Miami again. Last time I had to settle for very divey (IMO) Bella's cabaret and KOD (where I lasted one shift). I hope to find better luck this time but I need your…

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Young woman turns to stripping to fund her €280-a-day heroin habit

Some disturbing photos. https://www.thesun.ie/living/586155/young-woman-turns-to-stripping-to-fund-her-240-a-day-heroin-habit-in-harrowing-photo-series-that-follows-her-battle-to-sobriety/

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A Couple of Quick Rhetorical Questions for txtittyfag(dot)

txtittyfag(dot) loves to harp on that "everyone on TUSCL" has me on ignore. When cornered on it, however, he'll try and weasel out with "well everyone except maybe one or two people". However, I recently started a thread called "[OT]…

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DJ announcements about strippers

Have you ever heard a DJ announce something about a stripper going on stage that made you totally lose interest in her, or else something that peaked your Interest in her? Last night, the DJ announced that the stripper…

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The inquisitive stripper.

Hey guys! I've always wondered some things about customers and I figured maybe my questions would be best recieved here. I never ask guys at work because it seems to be a total boner kill to find out a stripper…

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What is the most expensive lap dance price shown on TUSCL for straight lap dance

I thought that No 5 Orange Showroom Pub in Vancouver B.C. was at $40-50 but yesterday I saw one for $80 at Club Rouge in Richmond VA. Don't count prices for BJ's of FS at TJ clubs, etc.

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Going after the bigger fish

So you hit your favorite club in search of the perfect stripper to take to VIP. Within 30 minutes of being there you run into one that is satisfactory but you want to hold off to see if some one…

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Hey Desertscrub, I'll Be In Detroit, Where Do I Go For Extras?

Hey Desertscrub, I'll be in Detroit for two nights next week, staying at the Hampton Inn with free wifi. I want to go to a strip club and get laid, know of any good clubs? Do strippers like…

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Spanish Gang Arrested For Turning Old Toyotas Into Ferraris

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/02/14/Spanish-gang-converts-old-Toyotas-into-fake-Ferraris/4701487093790/ Well two ways I can comment: 1. Hey Juice, I found a new car for you!!!! 2. Now SJG's dream of pulling up to Hong Kong in Tijuana in an exotic car can come true!

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Glen Rice's Son Arrested for Battery at Miami Gardens Strip Club

"According to the arrest report, Rice was seen running out of Tootsie's followed by security." http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Glen-Rices-Son-Arrested-for-Battery-at-Miami-Gardens-Strip-Club-413745593.html

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Did you ever...

Piss off the balcany in a hotel room?

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Recommendations on where to go in Tampa for extras

I will be in Tampa for two days on business and I was hopping to get advice on where to go to have a good time, possibly get extras, and get the most bang for my buck. I've seen a…

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I Was Wrong: txtittyfag(dot) Succedded...

...well only if his goal was to have more people put him on ignore than have me on ignore. :-) LOL! What a dumbass.

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What would Danny Trejo do?

He is a fucking badass... https://youtu.be/ci5S-hazgVo Would he visit Hair Club for Men?

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Disneyland is burning down

http://abc7.com/news/multiple-cars-catch-fire-at-disneyland-parking-garage/1753131/

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Gambeling on my Erections

Of course at extras club almost any hoe can get me up then off it's just some need to work harder than others But On the ideas of getting just dances ever wonder why we don't get erections with any dancer we…

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OTC Checkpoint

For those that have OTCed a lot, have you ever had an uncomfortable situation w/ hotel staff when they see you and her, or her by herself, walking in w/ and she may look like an obvious sex-worker. Has a hotel…

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JS69 watch at your own discretion. :)

http://www.xnxx.com/video-1437k3c/antique_porn_1920s_-_bastille_day

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Crazyjoe does $100 bills

https://youtu.be/WM3F9hwhrKY

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BJ in exchange for 2 soft tacos (I'd talk her down to one)

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/fla-woman-arrested-prostitution-sting-offered-sex-for-taco-bell/1DtKEhYM3P8ffmysFOPWrM/

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Best clubs close to DC.

In Washington DC soon and looking high mileage clubs. From reciews it looks lime Baltimore is decent but nothing in the DC area.....help.

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unprotected ITC BBFS

Okay, so unprotected and BBFS are repetitive, but they both mean I fucked up. I'm smarter than this; even when I make bad choices, I keep smart about them. Even so, I had BBFS ITC with a DS.…

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Is Valentine's Day...

...the PLiest day to go to a strip club?

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Former stripper tells court of souring relationship with accused killer

Canadian stripper tells about life with her pimp. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/carson-morin-michael-wassill-feb-13-1.3980751

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The 5 Worst Strip Clubs In Vegas

The author does not appear to like these clubs. I've never been to any of them, and so I can't comment. Do you guys agree or disagree? https://www.casino.org/blog/the-5-worst-strip-clubs-in-vegas/

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Do you think that Rick the nuclear football guy knows the lion guy or the vultur

I loved the fact that photos of the guy that carries the nuclear football were posted on Twitter. The best part was that he was named Rick! The first thing I thought of was "I wonder if that's rickdugan!" Then I…

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Best of Geenia Racelz

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5872b91b96406 I jerked off so hard to this

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Four new articles posted

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Wow! Joe Biden was a race car driver

https://youtu.be/CrZtDMSXdpw And the 4th of July is a celebration of our independance from the south...