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Don't fall in love with a stripper

I think everyone agrees that's the number one rule in the strip clubs. Breaking that rule never ends up good. What I want to know is have you ever fallen in love with a stripper? What was the end result?

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Ive lost so much weight a attractive girl close to my age hit on me today while

I'm honestly so not used to it happening that once I realized she was positioning herself near me and glancing at me with Lil smiles I just studdereed and look at her and literally said wow your so beautiful...she looked…

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Wedding Brawl over pics of bride giving dome

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4060580/Huge-brawl-erupts-wedding-bride-s-ex-boyfriend-puts-incriminating-photos-performing-sex-act-tables-reception.html

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Reading Reviews

I know most all of us are on this site for the reviews. I see comments like "Do not go here all the girls are prostitutes". The commentator or reviewer then proceeds to chastise the reviewers for going into this…

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Snopes Co-Founder Embezzles $98,000, Drops Weight, Leaves Fat Wife And Marries A

Tittle says it all. http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-12-22/snopes-co-founder-embezzles-98000-drops-weight-leaves-fat-wife-and-marries-actual-wh

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S&P in 2017?

How high will it go? I have a number in mind, but wanted to see what the rest of the board had in mind. (Any going to outbid me?)

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The most wonderful time in 8 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW85ZcswiqM&feature=youtu.be

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Beware!

Went in the afternoon like I always do, didn't see but only a few dancers and customers place was dead. But I have been going to Bogarts for years, might say I'm regular their sad…

Trapeze Club

Atlanta, Georgia

This is a swinger club

My lady and I went to trapeze after the regular strip club, the valet parking is mandatory but is free wich is good, then you have to pay a memebrship couples$50 x two monts, $100…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Nice place, some sketchy stuff though

Came here on a sunday night. Sat down and got my water and took a seat by the main stage. Alotta girls mingling with what looked to be regulars. Was staring at some big boobed…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

2nd time here

I work in the area a couple times a month and traffic on the 605 is usually horrible around 5-7 so i decided to start killing time while traffic gets easier to deal with.This…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Thursday lunchtime fun

I dropped by during my lunch break. I had dropped by a few times earlier this year and it had been empty. Luckily this day there were around 8 girls walking around and 4 or…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Not if you Paid Me

You can guess where I'm going with this review. I'm visiting Atlanta. As is my customary pre-trip routine I look up places to go in Atlanta. Very short stay so only one night where I…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Awesome

Was visiting Atl today for work and ended my day at OGE, which is one of my favorite clubs in the area. The bartenders and massage girls are worth the visit alone. The food is…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

Slow night, maybe.

Small club, but you can see that from the outside if you can see it. It's hidden. You can see if from rt 35 but have to know its there before the exit or you…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Friday night at the Rhino

was here a few weeks ago and after an early night of gambling we called for a limo pickup. they have a new process now and I got a confirmation text right after I…

Medusa’s Lair

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Different Club, Still Kind of the Same

I had been to the Cricket a number of times when I was younger, but haven't been back in over 5 years. It's definitely a different place now. As most of the reviewers…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Another day

I want to like this club, when I travel to Charlotte it is one of my first stops. There is a lot of hope that it can be fun. I have far to often lately…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

summer visit

This place had good interiors with comfortable seating and attentive staff. There are a few stages so you will not have a problem sitting close and shelling out dollars. The girls did not seem to…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

The Good and Bad

This was a bit more expensive this time around. Yeah, I know, use pesos. Maybe next time. Cab was $10, I thought the dollar was getting stronger, 20 pesos to $1. The…

Bustop

Boulder, Colorado

It's pretty OK here

Place is pretty good. I had a decent time. There are two sides - toppless and fully nude. I only went to the topless side since the fully nude side was not open when I…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Quiet and slow

Came in about 2:30 on Thursday before the holidays. Cover was three dollars, taken by one of the best looking women in the bar. There were 8 or 9 dancers, with the later…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

I had 2 dances, 1 was good, 1 was bad

My first dance was from the hottest girl in the place. It was very disappointing with almost no contact and a waste of money. I decided to give it one more try with…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Ho ho hoes

Came in on the Thursday before Christmas in my Houston rebirth exploration. Again, things are not as they were. Sadface. The pros: you still get 20 dollar dances that are probably the…

Velvet Touch

Mt Morris Township, Michigan

Was only given an opportunity for a massage

The guy at the counter only asked if I wanted a massage. The cool thing was he said he wouldn't take payment until I saw the girl and there was no obligation to do…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

My go-to place on the east side of the D

On a day off or after a couple rounds of golf I'll go kick back and look at naked chicks, drink some scotch and eat some steak at the Coliseum. It is one of…

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Strip-club owning disgraced attorney has been sentenced to 14 years in federal p

"Michael D. Billings, 61, was sentenced Wednesday after admitting to traveling some 37 times to Iquitos, Peru, to have sex with young girls." I have been to Iquitos, but I did not even think about having sex with children. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4058574/Strip-club-owning-disgraced-attorney-sent-prison-14-years-having-sex-young-girls-Peru-nearly-40-times.html

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You Sir ! are you ready to recirve my Limp Penis ?

https://youtu.be/pEsZkTTgydc Ay yes I see you know your Judo

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Don't like a stripper I like dancing for others.

I am a newbie and this might be a dumb ass question to ask, here goes: There is this dancer that I like and I get lap dances from at the club, and even though I know that it's ridiculous…

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Is their sugar dating sites for gay men ?

If so you know you could become one of those queers that tried to just sell dates and dodge dick all day Might be a good way to gain extra cash to strip club with

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Fuck it. YOLO

Tittle says it all. That's what I just decided. Then, it also got me thinking about other TUSCLers who also said fuck it, YOLO. Such as: LDK, before giving that tranny the handjob. Shailynn, before fucking that married woman and running out the back…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Nice club

Great club. Fair entry price and great looking dancers. It's nice to sit and watch them on stage s bn d nobody harassed me for not tipping for the stage dance. They have an outdoor…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

Great spot to visit!

I visited here three Saturdays ago after 10:00 PM. There were about 6 to 8 dancers working at the time and two or three of them were absolutely banging! Most of the girls here are Latin and…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Still the best

Haven't been here in a while but I would say that this is still be best strip club in the states. The parking is ample, the seating is ample, and the girls... well ample. On…

Club Allure Chicago

Bellwood, Illinois

She's dead Jim!

Looks like Club Allure has shut down for good. They lost their liquor license and recently lost a hearing with the neighboring Nuns (see below). STONE PARK, Ill. -- Nuns from the western suburbs have…

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OT: How Does One Get Rich By Ripping Off The Public, Donald Trump?

So how does one do it, get a $900Meg tax deduction, without actually having to have shelled out $900Meg? I mean your supposed to have a cost basis, which is what you put in, for your Capital Gains reporting.…

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China is Sending Manufacturing Jobs to The U.S. Now

http://fortune.com/2016/12/22/us-china-manufacturing-costs-investment/

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When is Ricky boy going to hold the first ever tuscl offical bootcamp for PLs ?

Dude would make a fortune selling live demonstrations of the system live in action

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Good visit to PM

So business found me driving up Rt 95 and making the fairly easy side trip of exit 29 to PMx, about 4 PM on a Wednesday. Moderate crowd and moderate number of girls…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Disapointing visit to Vics

So my 4th I believe trip to Vics in last couple of years, and this was a disappointment. Arrived late afternoon on a Tuesday and while the place was moderately busy, and there were…

Little Darlings

San Francisco, California

Good for hip hop lovers

This is a good club if you really wanna hear hip hop or rap. The girls are okay - some were a bit thick or old and I've definitely seen better. Luckily there's plenty of…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Expensive and low dancer quality

Decided to check this place out based on the reviews since I was nearby. Went in Tuesday night around 9pm. Paid $10 cover and a mandatory  $5 drink, pretty typical for Seattle. The waitress was cute…

Petticoat Junction

Mentor, Ohio

Slim options on a Wednesday lunch hour

I'll probably take more time writing this review than the time I spent actually in the club yesterday. It was a quick visit, from 12:30-1pm, as I was in Mentor about to take my car…

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Older dude problems (cont.)

Early this month I started a discussion about my recent virility issues: high PSA count, a swollen and tender testicle, occasional difficulty in climaxing even from BBBJs (which used to be a sure-fire way to get me off!), and,…

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Sammy Braddy has fantastic funbags

Warnings: 1. Yet another beautiful big-breasted bimbo! 2. In the last picture she is *not* topless!! http://www.egoallstars.com/2016/12/sammy-braddy-topless-whoppers-for-yuletide-yum-yum (12 photos) Vital stats: Personal Born: December 31, 1984 (age 31) Essex, England, UK Years active: 2006- Ethnicity: Caucasian Nationality: English Body Measurements: 30F-26-35 Bra/cup size: 30F (65F)…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

No door in the Bãno

So it has been quite some time since my last visit here. I popped in on a weekday afternoon. Some of the same faces are still there. I stay away from the girls that have…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Best Deal

Went there on a Thursday night around 930. There weren't many girls there, maybe 10. Most of the girls were not very attractive, but there was 1 that was cute, but too thick for…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Don't overpay

Went out here a a random night of the week and had a good time. Most of the girls here seem to just chill in the corner unless you eye em down and show some…

Trails Men's Club

Salt Lake City, Utah

Not bad for a Utah club

As far as Utah clubs go, this place is pretty decent. It is one of the more busy clubs in Utah. I've been several times of the past few years and I have never seen…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Interesting place

OK, I've read the reviews before and happened to be coming from a meeting in New York and knew it was only a little out of my way to stop. Parking is described correctly, neighborhood,…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Same ol place

Had the pleasure of stopping by on a Wednesday afternoon. Thought Id give this place another chance since every club in Charlotte is dead these days.. The place hasn't changed much since last time.…

Luckys Cabaret

Vernon, Connecticut

Go get a drink only

Stopped in here several times due to proximity. 5 dollar cover. Bartender was a lot hotter than working girls. I do think it is a relatively nice place for drinks and just hanging out. I…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Long Drive

In an effort to complete the RI Strip Club Circuit, I took a ride out 146 to Rhode Island Dolls. I haven't been here in years (a couple times after golf in the area) and…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Nothing Much Happening

Stopped in mid-late afternoon on a Tuesday. I know this isn't prime time, but they were open so I was assuming there would be some activity. Was told at the front 2 were working, but only…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

wednesday afternoon at CD

stopped in just before 1PM on wed afternoon. Parking lot half full ( busy for that time of day). "Tons" of dancers on duty for pre-Christmas festivities. I use the word "tons" deliberately to describe…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Been away from the scene

I've been away from the scene for a while, decided i needed some entertainment so I went back to the only decent club in Winston-Salem. Physically it's still the same but there were only three…

Daydreams

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Good variety of girls

I went here on a quiet weeknight, not sure what to expect since it had been about a year since visiting. About 6 dancers were working, 3 were WOC and Latina and 3 were White. I was…

Purple Diamond

Memphis, Tennessee

Purple Diamond Round 2

It's been almost a year since I visited Purple Diamond. On my first visit the club was fairly new and struggling to find an identity. Now this club has came a long way and has a…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

good club

Pulled in parking lot 2 door man out front. White collar club mostly guys in suits on lunch.Alot of young cuban girls no variety poor english no a place to go if you want to…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Great time

I typically am in clubs in the evenings or later but stopped by to Kahoots while I was out Christmas shopping for lunch. The menu is pretty basic but the food and service is always…

Temptations

Kansas City, Missouri

some girls are pushy here

I came here after a convention one night I enterd after paying the 20 dollar cover I sat down near the stage and a dancer came over right away she asked if I wanted a…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

Back for a visit

Having not had the opportunity to visit Peoria for a few years, I found myself traveling through town on a Tuesday night with nothing going on so I ventured out to see how the Club…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

They pass out coupons to make you feel a better bout your visit

Went to the downtown Target one evening and there was a couple dancers working the streets.. Basically just passing out $10 off coupons.. Strategy worked though since a few lonely out of towners were looking…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

A Smaller Club without the Big Time Hustle

I like to drop by Cheetahs every so often in the afternoon to unwind a little with a beer and some company. Almost by definition, Vegas clubs are slow in the afternoon, if they…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

Ok visit

This club is probably the nicest club building wise out of all the Lawrence clubs. I went in and had to pay $5 cover because it was Saturday night. The management and staff seem friendly…

Fantasy's

Traverse City, Michigan

Fun but tame

Here for a buddy's stag night. This club is the only one around for miles and the mileage and prices reflect that. Cover was 30 bucks because of a feature dancer. The girls here were…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

A night at Buck's

I am traveling across the country (East coast to West Coast) and decided to make a stop in Texas. I checked to find the club with the best reviews and decided to give Buck's a…

Emperors Pasco

Holiday, Florida

Been a few years

Been a few years since I have visited this club. I've had success in the past there. I get there no cover which is nice. About 6 or 7 dancers talking and sitting down with…

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What's your pickup line?

http://www.imagebam.com/image/253df3521482133

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Now why didn't I think of that?

Washington State Attorney General Bob Ferguson has filed a consumer complaint against a man who allegedly carried out a scheme in which he posed as a woman and claimed to run a Seattle talent agency that could connect women to…

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A bear shits in the woods!

http://www.imagebam.com/image/40332e522052404#

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Merry Fucking Christmass frum Da East Atlantda Santda

https://youtu.be/yuBbGyWSc-c Go ho go fags

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Question for gawker!

As one of the most brilliant sources of crazy stories on the board I thought I'd try to elicit one. You've said that you've watched your ATF and her boyfriend have sex. Have the two of you ever DP'ed her?

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Fact Now Proven: Listermint Prevents STDs

See, I've been preaching to you guys for years to splash some Listermint/Listerine on your junk after crossing into some suspect pussy. Looks like I'm backed by science now as well. https://www.google.com/amp/m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5857fb4de4b0390447097f64/amp

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GRAPHIC VID: Depraved crowd cheer as Las Vegas strippers rip clothes off in viol

Cat fight! http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/572401/Las-Vegas-strippers-violent-street-brawl-rip-clothes-off-video

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Responsibility of Stars Cabaret owners in dispute in case involving child strip

"The former owners of a Beaverton strip club should have known 13- and 15-year-old girls were working at their business and should be found liable for the trauma they suffered and will endure for the rest of their lives, prosecutors…

7th Heaven

Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

Turn around?

Note to PLs: It seems hard to believe, but it looks like management is trying to improve the quality and quantity of the dancers at 7th. I went on a whim, expecting to have a beer…

Silver Rain

Detroit, Michigan

Rain

Checked out silver rain which is on east 8 mile the building from the outside is huge. So you can't miss it driving ip the road, but pulled in around 11oclock Friday night place was…

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Drivers Licenses

They should quit selling drivers licenses at Walmart.. Tonite I am headed home on a 4 lane divided highway from the middle of nowhere. Someone decides to tailgate me when I am doing the speed limit (65) in the right lane.…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Surprised

I came in on a Tuesday night thinking things would be mellow and they actually had a busy house going on. I figured they're were about 40 girls give or take a few and a…

Silver Rain

Detroit, Michigan

Come for the girls stay for the food

I stopped in today Wednesday December 21, 2016. There were about six dancers (all Black) and 15 customers. 5 of the dancers were sitting with four different groups of customers. One dancer…

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Sandy Springs(Atlanta) strip club shut down after code violations found.

All three adult entertainment clubs in Sandy Springs were raided last week. A total of 34 people were cited and three women were arrested. Flashers was shut down Wednesday for code violations. The city of Sandy Springs has shut down a…

The Pony

Starkville, Mississippi

Not memorable

The club itself looks nice and is attached to an adult store as well. I decided to go while in town for business and this was the only option. It was my birthday and…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Monday Night Football

This is the only reason I visit this club. For $20 admission (as long as you don't cab it) you get a buffet, entry to a draw and 2 drink tickets. Food, well don't expect…

Magical Touch

Laurel Hill, Virginia

Decent massage parlor service but kinda 'robotic'

I recently visited Magical Touch since I've heard it's one of the few AMPs left here in nova. I entered and asked for the standard massage and from there I was led to a room…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Smelly

As soon as you walk in you get smacked in the face by the stench of stripper lol. The place is crazy expensive the pole dancers on stage don't care don't blame them I seen…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

Things got freaky at the Body

I have not been to this spot in about two years, so I decided to visit an old favorite where I knocked down a fair share of nice ones in that private room. I wanted…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Fucking good time

Visited Blush on a Saturday evening! Its one of the busy nights. This club invites gorgeous pornstars as feature dancers almost every week! I went to see Dani Daniels as I am a big fan. She…

Godfather's 3

Wheeling, West Virginia

bad

Visited this dive, one time years ago and vowed not to return. Must of had a memory fart and stopped in to see if it had improved, thought it would be impossible to get any…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

A Thursday Night to Remember

I was in town for work so went to Masters on Wednesday and decided to check the Dollhouse out on Thursday. I had picked up some free passes earlier so no cover for me. Drinks…

Dames & Games

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Worth a try

Stuck in town during a snow storm and thought I'd give this place another try. So so set-up, cute bartender (best looking girl in the place). 3 dancers on for the afternoon, only…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Went back to the world-famous...

Went back to the world-famous follies Last week. I pay the valet five dollars I was lucky I was there werent many spots left But I have parkednext-door at Pep…

Lipstix

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Really slow evening

Stopped in after a long day just to have a beer and check the scenery before heading home. Got to the club about 7pm, only 2 girls, the bartender, and one other customer in…

The Executive Club

New York, New York

Not tonight

I went here to see a friend who was bartending, russian girl. I wasn't so impressed with the quality of girls I saw, there weren't a lot and. A black girl and a few white…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Sunday Visit

Was in town and had an afternoon to kill. Since they have TVs I thought I could catch a game and good scenery as well. The point of going to a strip club…

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Long legs

Yes they are! http://www.imagebam.com/image/66a7ba522000613

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I was having sex with a woman when her husband got home early

She told me to use the back door and to be quick. I probably should have just left, but it's not every day you get an offer like that.

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Juice, KFC and a Demonstration

http://i.imgur.com/cZJaxqG.jpg No caption needed.

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Latina Heaven

I walked in for a regular Friday visit and noticed that the club today was overflowing with Latinas. So many that I forgot half a dozen new names after brief intros - but there was…

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How to get free nude picks from normal chicks from free dating sites

If anything has surprised me more than anything is how easy it is these days to get free nudes from civi chicks If she is willing to message you over the site send her your phone number to text then once…

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Some Entry Level Results from Sugar baby sites and Normal free dating sites look

So I got 2 solid months logged into 2 main sugar sites ( Seeking Arrangement & What's Your Price) as well as 2 main free dating sites ( plenty of fish & OK cupid). In a relaxed pace I've over this…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Visit of Hustler Club

The club is very beautiful in my opinion. And very big. There are two bars. One upstairs and one downstairs. There are a lot of spacious booths on the first floor. The corner booths are…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

It's gone downhill

Hey we're all looking to have a good time. This club used to be a place where a "good time" could be had. Not now!!!! Bouncers looking at you on cameras…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Some upswing on talent

I've been by a lot more recently since I've had much more time on my hands after my company got bought out, cruel injustice having to go on unemployment and having free time like I…

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Always a good time

Jimmy's is my go too when I wanna have a few beers and see some nice looking girls I hardly get dances when I go there but man the girls are friendly when you do…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Stay away for awhile

Something WEIRD is going on in this club. Weird as in unusual. It's typically one of the top clubs in metro Detroit. My last two visits here, however, were far less than satisfying. First off,…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Good club

Haven't been to Indy for a while but have always enjoyed Dancers on my stops. Was not disappointed this visit. Nothing earth-shattering, but what I've always received here, good looking ladies with above average…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Unimpressed

Had never been to this club before, but had read the reviews here. Thought I would give it a try since my travels brought me to the east side of town. Early afternoon, seemed…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Going Downhill

I remember this club used to have a good variety and lots of good looking girls to choose from. The last few times I've decided to come here, I always leave disappointed. The quality of…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

First HSC visit in a long time

Hollywood Show Club was the only strip club I had ever visited in Washington Park, or anywhere in the Metro East area for that matter, until I discovered the availability of extras in fall 2013…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Hong Kong 1st Timer

I went to Hong Kong last month as I was in California for work for a few days. I was not disappointed at all to say the least, it lived up to all the hype…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

A friend in need

As already said I am new SC and have only been here for 2 years( relocated from a different country), also I try to read reviews given by old timers and regulars so that I…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Old reliable Dollie's

I discovered Dollie's Playhouse in fall of 2013 and have been back 20+ times. My usual trip to Washington Park consists of a late-afternoon or evening visit to Dollie's for a low-cost BJ "behind…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Work brought me back to the...

Work brought me back to the Detroit area. Since I've been to Bogart's once before, I decided to make it my first stop. This time around I had such a good experience that it was…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Slow Friday evening

Stopped in on a Friday evening, around 10. Parking lot was decently full, but the bar was empty. A couple of girls were fighting over money and a regular. They got pretty…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

solid choice, but not cheap

Have come by three times in the last six weeks, each time the club offers about the same thing. Women have not been changing much, likely because the unemployment rate is so low in…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Some Good, Some Bad

still a good mix of sizes and ethnic types, but seemed like more curvier/bigger dancers, not my preference. Still great variety though. Did not see one of my favorites, Lilly, not sure she…

Crazy Horse

Brook Park, Ohio

Crazy Horse Brook Park Review

Non VIP: Dances start at $20 for one way contact and then 3 for $60 after that. Don't know anything higher since 5 is what I usually stop at. I have been to all three…

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Religious strippers

Your comments and observations? This is a spinoff of my thread yesterday, where I mentioned how one of my favorite dancers had kind of a 'religious good girl' persona and it seemed to be a familiar trope to someone. Come to…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

not nice return

Had not been to Centerfolds in awhile, got caught up with a favorite at another club. Finally decided to stop by on Tuesday evening about 530. Seemed to be a drop off in talent. Many…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Favorite black club in town

I know I know the title says a black Club in town but to be honest this is my favorite club to go to overall comma replacing Follies. I love that the club has two…

Expose

Austin, Texas

small but friendly club

This club is small compared to others in Austin, but it has a nice layout and is very clean. Several TVs play sports throughout the club. There were about 10 dancers there when I was there,…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

First Time on a Tuesday

I decided to head to the club on a Tuesday night after winning some money at the casino. I'm a regular there but had never been to the club on a Tuesday.. As expected there…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Surely more than 2 consecutive dances are OK right?

So yes first of all the idea of using a "one off" cover price like $26 in order to distribute more singles is kind of stupid and annoying. Anyway once inside I found this to…

Kittens

Prairieville, Louisiana

Had a nice time...wil repeat

Intro: Was in Baton Rouge for work so of course I had to investigate the local talent as part of my ongoing research assignment. I showed up at Kittens on a Wednesday evening around 10…

Paradise Found

Syracuse, New York

Lots of bored girls

Saturday night at midnight you expect to walk into a busy club. The girls outnumbered the customer atleast 3 to 1 yet it was still a struggle to get attention from the girls. A group…

The Honeypot Club

Maidenhead, England

Uncertain times

Ok, first thing to say that I didn't visit in prime time. It was early evening, I was one of three chaps there, and there was one girl. This is not a review of the…

Showgirls Inc.

Miami, Florida

Easy club to go to (especially on Tuesdays)

I stopped by this club again on Tuesday. It is a great place to go then because of the 2-4-1 specials. 2 dances for 25. I was really just there to hang out, but after…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

A pleasant surprise

Anytime you go to a club on a weekday afternoon there is always the risk of there being only 2 or 3 dancers working and the club being totally dead. I got to the club…

Jimmy's InBetween Gentlemen's Club

Black River Falls, Wisconsin

Great place to just hang out

This is another club I popped in to get a feel for on my drive back from MN one night. It's a little out of the way, and it has a lot that I…

Shooter's Showgirls

Elk Mound, Wisconsin

It is what it is...

Place is conveniently just off the interstate, but you have to drive up a back road past the gas station just off the exit, so it still feels a little more discreet than you'd expect.…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

BM Delivers

Back in town after 3 weeks away on business, so decided to hit BM on way home from airport. Same dark entry. Paid $12 entry to Robert? at stand and stumbled to a chair next…

The Diamond Club

Old Forge, Pennsylvania

Still the same

Figure I would give this place another visit.Not much has changed.They are giving a shot and trying to make a go at it though. Just the competition and lack of high quality talent are making…

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Takeout From Tuscl

Anyone here ever hook up or meet with a stripper they met/messaged on Tuscl?

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I got to drop a Mondo Duke in 3...2...1...

https://youtu.be/xYkP8CohSmU

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Joanna Krupa gets nekkid

The delectable Polish beauty Joanna Krupa is occasionally photographed topless, but seldom as nude as this. I especially liked photos 1-5, 8, and 9. Enjoy! Trigger warning: Yet another beautiful big-breasted blonde! I wouldn't want to offend…

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New avatars = brilliant!

Both ClearHeelsHotAssCantLose and juicebox69 have ace avatars! I like the "shady as fuck" cat warning! ;)

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Feds prosecute stripper who disregarded subpoena to testify at fraud trial of st

Stripper fails to testify. http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2016/12/potential_witness_in_an_income.html

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We have all been pooping wrong

https://www.google.com/amp/www.menshealth.com/health/pooping-wrong%3famp In the name of Juice, Amen

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Does anyone know who this guy is?

https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=514663

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Rhian Sugden video + pics

Today's eye candy is Page 3 girl Rhian Sugden. You will see a short nekkid video (0:58) followed by 22 photos, in about half of which she is at least topless.. Trigger warning: beautiful big-breasted blonde! http://www.egoallstars.com/2016/12/rhian-sugen-naked-hottie-in-bedroom-teasing-video Vital stats: Personal Born: September…

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In the name of Juice, I bless the Holy Spirit the Father and a pair of dirty str

In Da Post.

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New Candidate for PL of the Year

Viral clip shows Chargers guard masturbating. http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIwwLWcojE Didn't watch the video, but apparently a security guard was jerking off while watching the cheerleaders during the Chargers-Raiders game. Fired, humiliated, and will probably have trouble getting another job or a date ever. He…

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Way too much staff in the sc.

I was at a club last week during the day. Less than 10 customers, maybe 10 dancers. Yet they had 2 waitresses, 2 bartenders, 4 guys I would call bouncers and then 2 other guys I can only assume were…

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Asking strippers for (sexy) pictures.

Have you ever done it? What's your approach? You'd expect they'd be pretty open to it. They might even use it as a way to connect with their regulars and entice them into coming into the club. The downside, of course,…

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2017 Rock Hall Of Fame inductees....

About time for Yes. Don't know why Baez and Tupac got in https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/rock_hall_2017_inductees_announced_pearl_jam_yes_tupac_elo_journey_joan_baez.html?no_takeover

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From SW: Which customers make you feel awkward?

seashell-->"Women, in general. And also men who seem perfectly normal or look like someone I'd want to date. I'd honestly rather dance for the uggos and weirdos whose opinions I don't care about, lol. " That's good news for nearly every…

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Who the hell is this guy?

https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=256882

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A Google image search of LDK is some funny shit

In other news Today was the first time I have stimulation myself without visual aid in year's hell I can't even remember might be like middle school...didn't think I could.... I was harder than usual plus I had a very…

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True Stories

Whenever I take a picture with my phone, google asks if I want to post it for a nearby business. Not sure if anyone else has experienced this or not. This could be funny depending on how…

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A prop I added recently - any thoughts?

I go to Chicas in Las Vegas also and this review is spot on accurate. And desertscrub is a self righteous dude who thinks no one else is smart enough to read reviews with a grain of salt and he…

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Was I wrong?

I have seen this hot young dancer in the club a few times but had never taken her to VIP before. She wanted to put a condom on me for a blow job, but I told her I have…

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Time to vote

I haven't seen her in quite a while now, and I'm having withdrawal. My little girl has grown up since I saw her last, and the little head wants to see her again. She's 21 now so we can…

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Football playoffs coming up!

I am betting that the only team the Cowboys don't want to see in the playoffs, is the Giants, I bet that N. E. Patriots aren't so crazy about the idea as well. The Giant offense is not as great…

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.....When they tell you they CAME

I got a little too much time on my hands and needed to change things up by going over to StripperWeb for a little perspective. Sorry I don't know how to do links with my phone, but I found a…

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Just in from Floriduh.

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (WFLA) – A man was arrested after a selfie with a handgun in the bathroom of an adult entertainment club went wrong on Friday. St. Petersburg police said Rorn Sorn, 34, went to the bathroom at Club Lust…

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Crazy Joe does golf!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7uY1F17bsoQ

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Iconic Tribeca strip club won't be moving after all

New York Dolls is lame like other Manhattan strip clubs. http://pagesix.com/2016/12/19/iconic-tribeca-strip-club-wont-be-moving-after-all/

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Dancer looking for underground spots in NYC

Hey, does anyone know of any spots in NYC that i can dance at a few nights? Im not ready to invest in a club so this is just something quick. I am an experienced dancer anything underground, after hours,…

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Ran NinaBambina Off the Board

I guess that dumb whore finally realized I was going to annihilate her every time she got out of line (which is very easy just bring up how crappy the school she attend is, her job as a whore and…

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How about a little help!

I've heard that this is the place to make the case for membership in the council of ricks. I've been told that many council members post here. That apparently includes rickdugan, the smartest and most kick-ass hairless ape on the…

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Houston--back after hiatus, but is it too late?

Mongers, I've been AWOL for about three years now, and have been in three clubs in the last two weeks. The only thing I can see is that prices for dances aren't outrageous anymore, but that seems to be the…

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Just in case you boys dont know how to correctly eat a strippers pussy

https://youtu.be/e0fxIIV9i2o Video teaches it all

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Shooting outside Austin strip club

Well before 2am... http://kxan.com/2016/12/18/man-shot-in-critical-condition-at-yellow-rose-nightclub/ --woodstock

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Is it always about......

xtras? My number one club is a noted extras club. The fact is low priced, has hot dancers and great privacy notwithstanding, it is where you go to get extras from above average extras dancers. My second…

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Best Way to Prevent a Dancer from Sticking to you

We've all been there: Get a nice spot by the bar, order a drink and then notice at the corner of your eye a 5 or below make a beeline for the seat next to you. You try and not…

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Homeless People / Beggers

I travel everywhere and man I don't know what's been happening lately but I am constaly getting harassed by homeless people or people looking for handouts lately. In small towns too, but just big cities. Probably quadruple what…

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OT: Uber driver stabs customer

It happened in a tony suburb of Detroit over the weekend. A man and his wife called for an Uber ride. When the driver shows up, the custie raps on the window to signal that they are ready to…

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Going to Daas for a day-which club to visit?

Need some advice. I'll be visiting Dallas for business and am there for one night. I'm from Detroit, MI so obviously my standards for "high-mileage" is probably dfferenet than most, so my guess I shouldn't be going in looking for…

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Have you ever brought up a TUSCL trope IRL?

I'm not proud of this since it sort of spoiled the moment on an actual unpaid date. However, I was sucking on the girls breast in a manner she considered too avid. When asked I said without thinking that I…

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CHICKEN STRIPPER Star of hit BBC documentary packs in KFC job to sell £10 toples

"She said: “I’ve made more money than I’d ever get peddling fast food." Thank God for the minimum wage fast food jobs that make young girls go into porn and stripping. https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/2428480/star-of-hit-bbc-documentary-packs-in-kfc-job-to-sell-10-topless-snaps/

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Olympic Gardens

I never visited Olympic Gardens and I guess I never will: "Olympic Gardens The notorious Las Vegas strip club — known to locals as “OG gentlemen’s club” — put down its pasties for good in October. Despite being perennially popular, the club…

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OT: Uber does not allow it's drivers to csrry firearms

Aventura, FL (upscale neighborhood in north Miami) A minivan cuts off an Uber driver and minivan driver gets out w/ two guns in hand in an attempt to rob the Uber driver whom had just picked up a rider - Uber…

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The Reluctant Dancer

My thought is that if a dancer ain't out there trying to hustle, even if you want a dance w/her, if you are the one pressing the issue, it probably wont be a good dance. However, at a club i…

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Who said it?

ur der de der ur der de der ur de der ur der de der ur der de der ur de der ur der de der ur der de der ur de der ur der de der ur der de…

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when they put on weight part duh

OK, I am, as I type, staring at a girl that I used to eagerly take OTC. She has been hanging with me for an hour, giving me clear signs that she would like to go out again, but there…

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Chris Rock Describes PL's to a T

The whole skit is funny, but it gets really good at 3:00 and he starts describing PL's at 3:30. An oldie but goodie. Enjoy. https://youtu.be/9mnWErHhPNc

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Hollywood Legens Zsa Zsa Gabor dies as 99

http://variety.com/2016/film/news/zsa-zsa-gabor-dead-dies-1201945003/ Remember when she slapped the cop?

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Crazyjoe went to the lake

https://youtu.be/3yOlvL37680

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Santa Helpers

I went to Twin Peaks today. They are having their Santa Helpers week starting today until Xmas! I felt like a kid in a candy store! There was one 10 in a fucking bomb santa outfit and several more 8-9's.…

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Naughty Santa outfits

Yes or no

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I found the legendary white polyester suit!!!

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/AauM/national-car-rental-suits-me-featuring-patrick-warburton?autoplay=1

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One way contact always bad.

After a few visits in a one way contact club (topless only) I have noticed some benefits over a two way contact club (nude and extras). I've noticed that some of the dancers put a lot more effort into their…

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Strippers bragging about their skiills

A few years ago one tried to impress me with her oral skills. She said that the house mom told her that she must really be good since her BF was the brother of one of the club managers. She…

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15 min VIP and mutual Meditation

I'm really considering doing this with a stripper...just need to find one that's in to meditation like I am then we could do a 15 min session in a pose. Maybe have have us face each other connected in the…

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Kelly Anne: Yes or No?

Just saw Trump's campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway, on another TV interview. She will turn 50 on, of all days, Inauguration Day next month. I can't help but think she would be a great fuck. While far too old for JS69,…

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Fasting, Meditation and Making Love to Strippers

I often get repeat business because most strippers usually get fucked even from their boy friend's. I often fast and meditate to reach a higher level of concussnuss Then when I'm with a femeal she feels my Ora and will often melt…

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Austin 2 AMer.

AUSTIN, Texas — Police are responding to a report of a shooting in North Austin. According to police, a call was received at 11:29 p.m. Saturday night for a shooting at The Yellow Rose, located at 6528 N Lamar. Austin-Travis County EMS…

Tijuana

TJ Jan 27-29

Taking the stroll across the border into Tijuana Jan 27-29. Anyone else heading down and want to hang out?

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A dancer asked me if I heard that big ears equals big ....

I never heard that one before. Have you? She might be right too. http://ericajohnson1011.blogspot.com Apparently the only theory the scientists studying this came up with was that larger extremities helped guys cool off. That's almost as funny as the line. I was…

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Almost got enough money to fuck a escort for 30 days in a row

A Lil experiment I've been dying to see what happens between me and a escort after 30 solid days of fucking What do you guys think will happen ? Once I accomplished this bucket list goal I will post my findings

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Am i Turning into Ricky Boy ?

The more I focus on have strong game the more I notice I'm looking like Rick ?

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Nats, Not Tats

Which Las Vegas strip club has: The most girls with natural tits; and The fewest girls with tattoos? I prefer The Lord's handiwork.

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Trying to use normal dating sites as a sugar daddy site

I'm getting into a project of attempting to use normal free dating sites to help me find a sugar baby situation. Has anyone tried or are currently doing this ? If so tips, advice would be swell

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Crazy Joe approved.

Was this Juice before he went on his diet? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fKE_SncYqfU

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SF Club for Big Titties?

Suggestions? Different clubs have different styles and I'm in the mood for a place where the girls are stacked up top. Spinners need not apply tonight. Wracking my brain trying to think of the best place in…

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Christmas is nigh

Hey everyone, strife aside. I want to wish one and all a very, very, Merry Christmas. Season's greetings and Happy Hanukkah. Let's pull together and make our world great again.

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‘Thanks for saving my life’: Dennis Rodman’s heartfelt tribute to Craig Sager

"At the height of his struggle, Rodman disappeared and was considering killing himself when Sager tracked him down on the second floor of a Detroit strip club. “The Landing Strip,” Sager told Sports Illustrated’s Lee Jenkins earlier this year. Rodman, Sager…

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Shaking my head: Part Deux

There is this stripper I'll call Blondie with nice big tits and slim waist. She is my type, and I've fucked her ITC and OTC. Blondie is the girlfriend of Jimmy, one of the club's managers.…

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How to Fuck Strippers for Free!

http://www.eseduce.com/strip-club-game-10-tips-for-picking-up-strippers/