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After a disappointing afternoon visit back in the summer, I decided to try going to this club in the evening. In all honesty, what motivated me was hearing people constantly deriding the Parrot for having nothing but older women on weekdays at evening/night. Well, I fucking love milfs so I wanted to check it out for sure. First, going to the Parrot late in the evening is much better driving wise because the crazy traffic pretty much dies down after 7 pm. I get there and unfortunately the place wasn't the cougar paradise I was expecting. There were a lot of pretty girls, however. Starting with a tall blonde whose name I can't remember, I then had a dance with MJ, whose body is out of this world. Tight skinny body, big tits, rock hard abs and a huge Jack Skellington tattoo. You can't go wrong with her. Secret was okay, nothing special. Renee gave me the best dance of the evening, very sensual. I capped it off with a black big titted dancer who shall go unnamed. She kept grabbing my hand, trying to shove it up her pussy. I didn't want to, however, because I had had an accident earlier in the day with a kitchen knife and had a gash across 3 of my fingers. And everyone knows that open wounds and stripper pussies are a bad combination. Unfortunately, I couldn't find a polite way to say "I'd love to finger you but who knows hat you've got growing up in there" so I pretty much had to sit on my hands. I recommend her only if you don't mind being molested and are not injured in any way.

The waitress was kinda rude but whatever, I wasn't there for her. I'll come back for sure, but I'll stay away from the last dancer if I'm injured in any way