You'll never guess what state this happened in

I'd guess North Carolina. )

Apparently both of the people involved were intoxicated!

Who would have guessed that a dildo attack would be correlated with being intoxicated?

South Carolina

AL, because sex toys are illegal there. I going to say AL.

Where's the dildo, shoved up her ass ??

Was it in (dot) Txtittyfag?

.....and, the Amazing Kreskin opens the envelope and says, "Stuart, Florida!"

At least this one was in Mississippi