disappointing

I decided to finally give this club a try due to the dancer rating (on par with Foxy's Cabaret), and was shocked to discover how inaccurate these ratings can be. Foxy's Cabaret has girls who are much hotter than you would think from their rating, while Hot Bodies (from what I saw on this night anyway) has girls who are actually worse than you would think. But I'm getting a bit ahead of myself.

The club is located in an industrial area. From what I was told, the street is private, so you can park anywhere on the street. You can of course also park in front of the club itself, but after 7 pm there is a $10 charge, which I thought was ridiculous given the limited parking. Admittance is another $10. It's basically one room with a large main stage, and then three smaller satellite stages, two to the left and one to the right. Along the back wall and also along the right wall, is a separate VIP area that consists of large and comfortable circular couches which are separated from the main room by a low wall that allows a clear view to all of the stages. This VIP area costs $30. For those who have been to the club before and are planning to get dances, the best thing to do is to pay the $30 VIP fee up front because the $10 admittance fee will be waived. There is also a second VIP area, composed of two smaller rooms, which costs $60.

So I'm trying hard to be kind, but while I was there, I spent most of my time watching this "World's Strongest Man" competition on the overhead TV screens, which was a lot more interesting than anything I saw on the stages. The one exception, which I'm not sure I should even write about, as it was her very first night working there and so I don't know that she will return, was this 21 year old Black girl who was super cute. I got a dance from her in the VIP section and then bailed for XTC Cabaret.