Strippers' favorite restaurants
MrDeuce
Illinois
Lone_Wolf's post about taking his honeys to the Olive Garden makes me wonder: Where do the strippers in your life like to eat? I've taken six different strippers out to eat in recent years. Here's a summary.
#1 agreed to meet me for dinner only, at a cheap Mexican restaurant. Unfortunately I never got her to entertain me in my hotel room.
#2 agreed to meet me at Longhorn Steakhouse for a meal that cost, with wine, almost $100. I thought we might enjoy some private time afterward, but she had to skedaddle to work at her low-mileage strip club. Never again with her!
With #3 I had three meals: two Mexican dinners, each followed by a BJ in my hotel room, and one nice brunch *following* an early-morning BJ in my room.
I had two dinners with #4: the Olive Garden and a nice Mexican place. Fortunately each of these dinners was followed by some time in my room, including a BJ the first time and an overnight date with two BJs the second time.
#5 was my ATF, with whom I typically spent the night between a very nice dinner (typically costing $60-120 for two) and a classy brunch. She loved Japanese food and I love Indian, so most of our ten or so dates started with one of these two kinds of restaurant and proceeded to a sleepover in her apartment, including BJs at bedtime and in the morning.
#6 is my new CF. Last week we met for lunch at an upscale Italian restaurant and then adjourned to my hotel room across the street for the rest of the afternoon. Next week we plan to meet for lunch at an upscale steakhouse, again followed by private time in my room.
In your experience, what kinds of restaurants do your strippers prefer?
#1 agreed to meet me for dinner only, at a cheap Mexican restaurant. Unfortunately I never got her to entertain me in my hotel room.
#2 agreed to meet me at Longhorn Steakhouse for a meal that cost, with wine, almost $100. I thought we might enjoy some private time afterward, but she had to skedaddle to work at her low-mileage strip club. Never again with her!
With #3 I had three meals: two Mexican dinners, each followed by a BJ in my hotel room, and one nice brunch *following* an early-morning BJ in my room.
I had two dinners with #4: the Olive Garden and a nice Mexican place. Fortunately each of these dinners was followed by some time in my room, including a BJ the first time and an overnight date with two BJs the second time.
#5 was my ATF, with whom I typically spent the night between a very nice dinner (typically costing $60-120 for two) and a classy brunch. She loved Japanese food and I love Indian, so most of our ten or so dates started with one of these two kinds of restaurant and proceeded to a sleepover in her apartment, including BJs at bedtime and in the morning.
#6 is my new CF. Last week we met for lunch at an upscale Italian restaurant and then adjourned to my hotel room across the street for the rest of the afternoon. Next week we plan to meet for lunch at an upscale steakhouse, again followed by private time in my room.
In your experience, what kinds of restaurants do your strippers prefer?
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BTW How can you spend a hundred bucks in a dump like Longhorn Steakhouse?
When asked which is her favorite restaurant the answer's always Olive Garden - "you don't have to worry about which fork to use at Olive Garden".
(1) Thanks for the P.F. Chang tip . . . Indy has one -- I'll keep it in mind.
(2) In answer to your charming question: In my part of the world, Longhorn is NOT a dump, and the $95 total was driven up by maybe $20 worth of wine for the two of us.
[I mean the restaurants, not the stripper and the civie :) ]
They always wanted to go to the Western Sizzler (Sizzlin' ?). I just couldn't convince them that in the US it wasn't considered a quality steakhouse.
We came very close a couple of times to having a 3rd added to the rest of our evening (her game was too aggressive).
When we meet up I like to go to an upscale restaurant for good food, good wine and good service. If she stays overnight, depending on the weather, room service or breakfast on the river side.
Took my atf to places like OH, but she also liked El Poll Loco and sometimes I would pick that up for us on my way to her place and we would eat in.
She also had never been to Dairy Queen (she was from Europe) and she had one right down the road from her place. I introduced her to DQ for a post meal treat on the way back to her place.
I love pussy. I don't fuck strippers.
I'm not sure what that has to do with strippers' restaurant preferences.
"Ummm . . . so you don't like pussy?"
Clarify what the fuck that even means.
One things I've been dissapited by is how wimpy my customers are about requesting a quiet table, or booth. If I get here after them, we always wind up in the middle of the restaurant. I think there a reason pretty girls are hostess and it's bc men are less likely to complain to her. When I'm there, or there first, I make sure to get a table that is out of the way, even if it means sitting at the bar (which is just fine w me lol) for a little bit.
@ButterMan: Thanks, ese! Dude -- I took my ATF to the Stone Creek Dining Company in Zionsville *twice* early this year! It was close to her place and we liked it so much the first time that we went back.
This proves my theory about the universe being all about balance. Shadow got the thrifty stripper that wants to go where she has a 2for1 coupon, and I had the stripper that would spend her time trolling the Internet to find the most expensive places to go (and then order a f'ing salad; Applebee's has f'ing salads).
And I'm surprised Applebee's is expensive. Not surprised they have salads. I've never been but I pictured them as an inexpensive Bennegan's type restaurant.
Generally, it's not my way. On a couple of occasions, I've met strippers for lunch or coffee. But, it's not a common practice.
Guys who frequent strip clubs want a level of social fantasy with their sex. If we didn't, then we'd all use escorts or AMPS, which both have more of a vending machine dynamic. Some guys are willing to extend that fantasy OTC to include "dates" and pay for it. I don't see anything wrong with that unless you're falling in "love".
I try (but sometimes fail) to not tell people that they're having fun wrong.
http://www.applebees.com/menu/extras
I guess standards vary, but the most expensive thing on the menu is $13.49. While it's not Waffle House cheap, I don't think of it as an expensive restaurant. By comparison, IHOP clocks in at $14.69, so I'm feeling pretty refined and sophisticated right now.
@4got: I'm pretty sure joc13 was citing Applebee's as an example of an *inexpensive* restaurant.
@ButterMan: I totally agree that a nice meal is an essential part of an OTC date for me. I wish I could agree with "No one is falling in love here", but precisely *that* was my problem with my ATF :(
@Ishmael: I'm one of those guys who "want a level of social fantasy with their sex", paying for "dates" as part of what is really just a commercial transaction. I don't want to think of her as a prostitute or of myself as someone who sees prostitutes, so I turn the transaction into as "date-like" an experience as possible. At least I don't give her flowers on dates or presents for her birthday!
@shadowcat: I would *love* to date a stripper who provided 2-for-1 coupons! My ATF and my current favorite tend to look for the *most* expensive restaurants.
@indymovieman: Funny you should mention White Castle. When I started seeing my ATF last fall, I gave her a short list of rules, the first of which was "No fucking White Castle. Ever." It was my way of saying that (a) I *hate* White Castle and (b) I'll take her anywhere *but* there.
@4got (again): Does spending 15 minutes shooting up in an expensive restaurant's bathroom at closing time, as the wait staff impatiently awaits our departure, count as inappropriate behavior? If so, there ya go :)
and yet you eat at P. F. Chang's. you may as well be slurping gravy in san jose with taste like that
Correct. Why go somewhere fancy to order weeds and carrots and cheese for $45 when Applebee's will serve you weeds and carrots and cheese for $10
I like going to nice restaurants. Sometimes I go with friends, family or dates. Not all of them want to or can afford to go to a fancy restaurant. Some feel uncomfortable if I pay every time. I don't want to date much right now. That leaves hot young dancers to take with me. Dinner, a show and some back to the hotel makes for a great night.