Strippers' favorite restaurants

MrDeuce
Illinois
Lone_Wolf's post about taking his honeys to the Olive Garden makes me wonder: Where do the strippers in your life like to eat? I've taken six different strippers out to eat in recent years. Here's a summary.

#1 agreed to meet me for dinner only, at a cheap Mexican restaurant. Unfortunately I never got her to entertain me in my hotel room.

#2 agreed to meet me at Longhorn Steakhouse for a meal that cost, with wine, almost $100. I thought we might enjoy some private time afterward, but she had to skedaddle to work at her low-mileage strip club. Never again with her!

With #3 I had three meals: two Mexican dinners, each followed by a BJ in my hotel room, and one nice brunch *following* an early-morning BJ in my room.

I had two dinners with #4: the Olive Garden and a nice Mexican place. Fortunately each of these dinners was followed by some time in my room, including a BJ the first time and an overnight date with two BJs the second time.

#5 was my ATF, with whom I typically spent the night between a very nice dinner (typically costing $60-120 for two) and a classy brunch. She loved Japanese food and I love Indian, so most of our ten or so dates started with one of these two kinds of restaurant and proceeded to a sleepover in her apartment, including BJs at bedtime and in the morning.

#6 is my new CF. Last week we met for lunch at an upscale Italian restaurant and then adjourned to my hotel room across the street for the rest of the afternoon. Next week we plan to meet for lunch at an upscale steakhouse, again followed by private time in my room.

In your experience, what kinds of restaurants do your strippers prefer?



48 comments

  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    I've been to good steakhouses and Japanese restaurants many times with my regular otc girlfriend, the one restaurant that almost every one of my dates like is a Chinese restaurant called P. F. Chang's they all want to go there over and over
    BTW How can you spend a hundred bucks in a dump like Longhorn Steakhouse?
  • Subraman
    7 years ago
    Keeping in mind that I don't OTC with random strippers, she is AT LEAST a CF if I'm OTC with her -- I always suggest upscale restaurants, and they are often appreciative and like kids in a candy store over it. It just sets a tone that I enjoy for the rest of the night.
  • gawker
    7 years ago
    My ATF and I share the same birthday (40 years apart) and one time we celebrated by having dinner at Scampo (Lydia Shire's restaurant at the Liberty Hotel in Boston) which ran about $250. We then stayed in a $600 room at the same hotel which was a turn on for her in that she's got a mild fixation on jails and prisons and this hotel is the infamous19th century Charles Street Jail.
    When asked which is her favorite restaurant the answer's always Olive Garden - "you don't have to worry about which fork to use at Olive Garden".
  • MrDeuce
    7 years ago
    @25:
    (1) Thanks for the P.F. Chang tip . . . Indy has one -- I'll keep it in mind.
    (2) In answer to your charming question: In my part of the world, Longhorn is NOT a dump, and the $95 total was driven up by maybe $20 worth of wine for the two of us.
  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    @ MrDeuce. Down here in S Florida we have great steakhouse restaurant my personal favorite is Okeechobee Steak House, we also have Ruth's Chris, Mortons and a number of others. The last Sizzler closed up years ago and Longhorn restaurant was in that category in this neck of the woods. Most of them are old and in dire need of renovations and the one time I ate there I was so very disappointed.
  • Bj99
    7 years ago
    I like lunch at cheap Mexican places best. I usually only meet as a favor to my best customers when I've been taking time off and they are bored and want to see me. Mexican places for lunch are very casual, but tend to have a nice lively atmosphere and drinks.
  • MrDeuce
    7 years ago
    Well . . . in *my* neck of the woods, in Midwestern fly-over country, Longhorn Steakhouse is considered pretty nice. In addition to a delicious meal with my stripper friend, I took a civie to a Longhorn earlier this year. Both were rather new and in excellent condition.
    [I mean the restaurants, not the stripper and the civie :) ]
  • joc13
    7 years ago
    I used to go to Seoul, South Korea for business, and since I was on an expense account I'd take my team there out for dinner most nights.

    They always wanted to go to the Western Sizzler (Sizzlin' ?). I just couldn't convince them that in the US it wasn't considered a quality steakhouse.
  • joc13
    7 years ago
    One girl I dated was also into other girls so she had no problem having all our meals in breastaurants. She was very particular and always asked for a table in the section of whoever she thought was the cutest waitress. I think the hostess always thought I was making her ask.

    We came very close a couple of times to having a 3rd added to the rest of our evening (her game was too aggressive).
  • K
    7 years ago
    After closing they usual want to go to IHOP or a local diner. There are many good diners here in NJ.

    When we meet up I like to go to an upscale restaurant for good food, good wine and good service. If she stays overnight, depending on the weather, room service or breakfast on the river side.
  • MrDeuce
    7 years ago
    @Bj99: Once again you're saying exactly the right thing! I *love* cheap Mexican places and would love to take my stripper friends to them.
  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    Mexican food can be a great choice here in Florida we have most of the Mexican restaurants seen all over the country, Cabo Flats is very popular, my own favorite is Rocco's Taco's which is not only upscale but has the largest display of fine Tequila's I've seen on this side of the border. We have a lot of Cuban lunch places and there are numerous taco trucks working in this area, I'll have to admit some of the trucks have great food if you want to grab a few taco's a six pack and head over to one of our beaches for lunch you can have a great afternoon date.
  • LecherousMonk
    7 years ago
    Ummm . . . so you don't like pussy?
  • rh48hr
    7 years ago
    I think options for taking dancers to dinner are no different then taking a regular date.

    Took my atf to places like OH, but she also liked El Poll Loco and sometimes I would pick that up for us on my way to her place and we would eat in.

    She also had never been to Dairy Queen (she was from Europe) and she had one right down the road from her place. I introduced her to DQ for a post meal treat on the way back to her place.
  • MrDeuce
    7 years ago
    @Lech: I assume your question is for me. Here's my answer:
    I love pussy. I don't fuck strippers.
    I'm not sure what that has to do with strippers' restaurant preferences.
  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    @LecherousMonk I see Deuce thinks your question was for him I just saw it not sure who you intended that comment to, even more, it doesn't make any sense, considering we are discussing where to take a woman on a date hopefully leading to some pussy as a dessert.

    "Ummm . . . so you don't like pussy?"

    Clarify what the fuck that even means.
  • vincemichaels
    7 years ago
    Never pass up an opportunity to go to White Castle. It will give you instant knowledge of what a goldigger will do. :)
  • Dougster
    7 years ago
    I'm a little baffled by this. Why would anyone want to go to dinner with a stripper they were paying for sex?
  • Cashman1234
    7 years ago
    I've never taken a stripper to a restaurant as part of an otc encounter. However, I've met up with several strippers at diners (and they have some good ones in northern New Jersey). It's been a fun late night experience - and the food was pretty good too!
  • Dougster
    7 years ago
    Sounds MisterDouche only gets BJs from strippers. And has dinner with them. But does not fuck them. Okay. We always knew was a weirdo. Just a little more evidence to reaffirm our beliefs.
  • rh48hr
    7 years ago
    Just reread my post - OG (Olive Garden) not OH. Damn Phone.
  • chessmaster
    7 years ago
    Mcds or taco bell
  • chessmaster
    7 years ago
    If I really like them they get dennys.
  • GoVikings
    7 years ago
    ^ hahahaha
  • ButterMan
    7 years ago
    You tell em deuce! He is right here in Indy our longhorn steakhouses are not run down. I've taken a stripper there as well as Stone creek, el rodeo, bru burger, chedders, fogo de chao ,cheesecake factory to name a few. Never olive garden. Not yet anyway.
  • Bj99
    7 years ago
    @ mrdeuce. Mexican places are great. Perfect for ordering fun stuff and having drinks. Also, a sexy girl is always in good company, and welcome, there.

    One things I've been dissapited by is how wimpy my customers are about requesting a quiet table, or booth. If I get here after them, we always wind up in the middle of the restaurant. I think there a reason pretty girls are hostess and it's bc men are less likely to complain to her. When I'm there, or there first, I make sure to get a table that is out of the way, even if it means sitting at the bar (which is just fine w me lol) for a little bit.
  • Bj99
    7 years ago
    *dissapointed
  • ButterMan
    7 years ago
    well Bj99 you will be happy to know that I always request a booth on my stripper dinner dates. And there are no booth's in the middle of the floor.
  • GoVikings
    7 years ago
    This thread depresses me because my CF won't meet me OTC for food :-(
  • Bj99
    7 years ago
    She's got some weird hang up. It just doesn't make sense. Strippers love food and easy money.
  • shadowcat
    7 years ago
    My experiences are all over the place but no Olive Garden. One that I used to see OTC saved restaurant coupons. So whenever she had a 2 for 1 coupon that is where we went.
  • indymovieman
    7 years ago
    I've taken only 1 stripper out to eat. She said she LOVES White Castle and Taco Bell. I'm not fond of either place...I've had food poisoning from both places. So we decided on Chilis.
  • MrDeuce
    7 years ago
    @Bj99: Thanks, chica -- though I am disappointed by your "correction" of, you know, disappointed :) I've dined with enough strippers to know where I want to sit with them, so I always request a remote booth if there's one available.

    @ButterMan: Thanks, ese! Dude -- I took my ATF to the Stone Creek Dining Company in Zionsville *twice* early this year! It was close to her place and we liked it so much the first time that we went back.
  • Bj99
    7 years ago
    ^ you rock :) very important to show the lady you are with that you are man enough to get a good table.
  • DandyDan
    7 years ago
    The only time I ever ate at a restaurant as part of a OTC experience, we ate at a Village Inn. Frankly, I think all she really cared about was the free food. I did see a number of strippers at the truck stop restaurant up the interstate from my old favorite club over the years I went there.
  • joc13
    7 years ago
    @shadowcat "One that I used to see OTC saved restaurant coupons. So whenever she had a 2 for 1 coupon that is where we went."

    This proves my theory about the universe being all about balance. Shadow got the thrifty stripper that wants to go where she has a 2for1 coupon, and I had the stripper that would spend her time trolling the Internet to find the most expensive places to go (and then order a f'ing salad; Applebee's has f'ing salads).
  • 4got2wipe
    7 years ago
    I've never taken a stripper out for a meal. Do any of you have crazy stories about inappropriate behavior in an expensive restaurant. I come to TUSCL for the crazy stories! ;)

    And I'm surprised Applebee's is expensive. Not surprised they have salads. I've never been but I pictured them as an inexpensive Bennegan's type restaurant.
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    7 years ago
    "Why would anyone want to go to dinner with a stripper they were paying for sex?"

    Generally, it's not my way. On a couple of occasions, I've met strippers for lunch or coffee. But, it's not a common practice.

    Guys who frequent strip clubs want a level of social fantasy with their sex. If we didn't, then we'd all use escorts or AMPS, which both have more of a vending machine dynamic. Some guys are willing to extend that fantasy OTC to include "dates" and pay for it. I don't see anything wrong with that unless you're falling in "love".

    I try (but sometimes fail) to not tell people that they're having fun wrong.
  • ButterMan
    7 years ago
    No one is falling in love here ishmael it's just part of the Otc date to me. Of course she has to be a stripper that can hold a conversation with. Besides that I'm single and like a nice meal too.
  • ppwh
    7 years ago
    The nice thing about Applebees is that there are cheap extras on the menu:

    http://www.applebees.com/menu/extras

    I guess standards vary, but the most expensive thing on the menu is $13.49. While it's not Waffle House cheap, I don't think of it as an expensive restaurant. By comparison, IHOP clocks in at $14.69, so I'm feeling pretty refined and sophisticated right now.
  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    You guys can call me a snob but I really don't care, Longhorn serves USDA choice or supermarket grade beef and unless you have enjoyed USDA grade Prime or higher like Certified Angus and even Wagyu steaks , you truly don't get it. I don't eat meat very often but when I do I want the best and am not willing to settle for inferior taste. No problem to those that don't know or care about the difference but I do care and prefer superior service and food. I'm also not saying that those restaurants don't have a place but they are not my taste.
  • MrDeuce
    7 years ago
    So many excellent points!
    @4got: I'm pretty sure joc13 was citing Applebee's as an example of an *inexpensive* restaurant.
    @ButterMan: I totally agree that a nice meal is an essential part of an OTC date for me. I wish I could agree with "No one is falling in love here", but precisely *that* was my problem with my ATF :(
    @Ishmael: I'm one of those guys who "want a level of social fantasy with their sex", paying for "dates" as part of what is really just a commercial transaction. I don't want to think of her as a prostitute or of myself as someone who sees prostitutes, so I turn the transaction into as "date-like" an experience as possible. At least I don't give her flowers on dates or presents for her birthday!
    @shadowcat: I would *love* to date a stripper who provided 2-for-1 coupons! My ATF and my current favorite tend to look for the *most* expensive restaurants.
    @indymovieman: Funny you should mention White Castle. When I started seeing my ATF last fall, I gave her a short list of rules, the first of which was "No fucking White Castle. Ever." It was my way of saying that (a) I *hate* White Castle and (b) I'll take her anywhere *but* there.
    @4got (again): Does spending 15 minutes shooting up in an expensive restaurant's bathroom at closing time, as the wait staff impatiently awaits our departure, count as inappropriate behavior? If so, there ya go :)

  • DoctorPhil
    7 years ago
    @twentyfive “No problem to those that don't know or care about the difference but I do care and prefer superior service and food.”

    and yet you eat at P. F. Chang's. you may as well be slurping gravy in san jose with taste like that
  • joc13
    7 years ago
    @4got: I'm pretty sure joc13 was citing Applebee's as an example of an *inexpensive* restaurant.

    Correct. Why go somewhere fancy to order weeds and carrots and cheese for $45 when Applebee's will serve you weeds and carrots and cheese for $10
  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    @DrPhil Jealousy is not very flattering on a troll.
  • K
    7 years ago
    Why do I bring them to dinner?

    I like going to nice restaurants. Sometimes I go with friends, family or dates. Not all of them want to or can afford to go to a fancy restaurant. Some feel uncomfortable if I pay every time. I don't want to date much right now. That leaves hot young dancers to take with me. Dinner, a show and some back to the hotel makes for a great night.
  • ButterMan
    7 years ago
    K you just made a good point sir!
  • Mainster
    7 years ago
    I've taken two strippers to The Stockyards here in Phoenix, one of the area's oldest restaurants. The quality goes up and down, but it's never bad, and the vibe is terrific. I've taken one stripper to Morton's, mostly because I wanted some arm candy for my birthday. I mostly get away with Longhorn/Olive Garden/Red Lobster tier places, but BJ's right- you can't lose with a good taco shop!
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