Have you ever had the tp break and your fingers ended up in the mud valley?
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I once broke my finger off in s strippers ass hole
Now that question was pretty damn funny.
Yes. Too often.
I once was aligned for the wrong hole in the dark. However the girl quickly screamed WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE and after thinking she's way too small to fit, I thought oh, wrong hole. Glad she said something or she'd really be screaming. :). Apparently she was very concerned.
All y'all are beyond pathetic.
I recommend using premoistened wipes - they are stronger and leave you feeling much cleaner! And they don't fall apart...
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