Did you?

I once broke my finger off in s strippers ass hole

Now that question was pretty damn funny.

Yes. Too often.

I once was aligned for the wrong hole in the dark. However the girl quickly screamed WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE and after thinking she's way too small to fit, I thought oh, wrong hole. Glad she said something or she'd really be screaming. :). Apparently she was very concerned.

All y'all are beyond pathetic.

I recommend using premoistened wipes - they are stronger and leave you feeling much cleaner! And they don't fall apart...