1st time to strip club
Funkycold88
ATL
Friday, September 1, 2017 3:56 PM
So doing some research I found this website and am looking for advice. I've never been to a strip club before. You tell the truth I'm actually a virgin so... But with some things that have happened to me recently I really want to get out and have fun. From what I can see Follies appears to be a good place to go especially with all the stuff that seems to go on there from what I've read. I'm really looking for any advice I can get. I'm not very good with people but I'm trying to work on that. I'm really a shy person and am trying to get over that. I have about $500 saved up right now and was thinking of going soon. Any advice really would be appreciated.
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If you're set on going to a club, read through the forum discussions as you'll get a better idea of how to handle yourself than you will by posting a thread (you just joined, you have no reviews, no trusts, etc.)
1. Read through the open-access forums.
2. Contribute reviews and to discussions.
3. Make new discussion posts.
...in that order.
even better. Lose your virginity to a Mexican hooker!
You have op confused with the other guy. He just wants to fuck a stripper. Not date one!
Bring as much money as you are comfortable spending. It's possible you will spend all of it.
Don't use the ATM. Leave your credit cards and ATM card at home.
Enjoy your time in the club itc. Enjoy the stage dances, and enjoy the attention from the girls.
Remember that this itc world is as fake as the tits on many dancers!
Leave your feelings at home - don't crush on any of the dancers or bartenders.
Have a real good time in the unreal world of strip clubs...
Sounds like you married the first girl that WOULD have sex with you. I married the first one that WOULDN'T have sex with me.
Sounds like it worked out about the same for both of us.
Conclusion?
It sounds like that's what you need, badly. Your ex-gf seems to see you as one of her best girlfriends, which isn't where you want to be. I had an ex when I was in high school who saw me this way (I hid my desire to fuck the shit out of her under a thick layer of civility) and after fucking several other girls, I was suddenly irresistible to her.
I shudder to think about what would happen if you walk into a strip club. My vision of this would be you walk in, the first girl who sets down is a heroin addict who asks how much you have to spend and like a loyal puppy, you tell her that you brought $500, but already tipped the valet $50 and the door girl $75 and spent $40 on drinks. She will say we can do a VIP for $350 and have some fun! And once you get in there she'll say oh, if you wanted to "do more", that would be another $200 tip, and asks if you could come back with $550 the following week. Since you have imprinted on her like with your ex, you will sell your stove and refrigerator and show up the following week... Unfortunately, once you have given her the $550 up-front, it turns out that the bouncer has gotten really strict since the last time you were there.
Go to a local, mellow club for a day shift. Get a few lapdances and get out. You can do more the next time, if you want.
Never go to a strip club with a broken heart. It's a recipe for disaster. If you do anyway, do not tell the dancers about your broken heart. It's like painting a bullseye on your wallet.
Related to that, if you go to a strip club with a broken heart, then *definitely* leave your debit/credit cards at home.
I'm not sure if that was my worst experience in a strip club, but it was in the top 3.
He got bombed, but not bad enough to get thrown out (unfortunately). He slurred about his relationship issues to a couple of dancers and it was like someone tossed a stuck pig into the shark tank at the aquarium.
He blew through his cash pretty quickly (about $300). When I saw a blonde dancer leading him by the hand from the lap dance area to the ATM, I intercepted and took his wallet. He could barely stand or form words at that point. It was like "A Weekend at Bernie's" but with the possibility of vomit.
He was pissed but I'm a lot bigger than him. The dancer was batshit angry, and then offered to "take care of me" if I gave his wallet back. I said 'no' because I'm not a dickhead.
I carried him out after that. He called me the next day in the afternoon to ask what happened the night before. The last thing he remembered was us pulling into the parking lot at the club and me saying "Just don't be an asshole."
No, really. Don't go to the strip club with a broken heart.
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If she starts acting shitty after that, it's probably just that she feels insecure, and you mainly need to fuck her 17 times in a row and tell her how great she feels when her pussy gets that hot until she starts feeling secure in the relationship again.
The best way to get your mind off a woman is put other women in front of you. Quit talking to her. If she actually gives a squat about you, let her be the one to call you and check up on you. 99% chance she never will.
Do your research on which club you are going to, know what the dance prices are and how things generally work. How much can you touch etc. Knowledge will help you to enjoy your first experience and not make you look like a noob.
I would also suggest not bringing all of the money you have. Take this in small doses. The first time you go, only stage tip. Get to see a bunch of dancers up close. If lap dances are done on the floor discreetly watch and see what's allowed. Knowing where you live could also help us to suggest a club where you can get a good experience and not break the bank.
This hobby can become addicting if you are not careful. Set a budget and don't go over it.
Also please remember, this is just fantasy, not reality. Their job is to make you FEEL like she's your girlfriend but she is not. For your second visit, get some lap dances and go with the idea you want to have fun with girls and that is all. Depending on dance prices, don't get more than 1-2 dances with any dancer and get dances with multiple dancers. You need variety right now not just one dancer.
I would also set a time limit for your first couple times. No more than a couple hours.
Have fun and remember you will not find a gf at the strip club.
If any of the dancers ask you what it's for, don't tell them! They don't know that we get together on line and talk about them.
Do not mention it's your first time ever in a strip club. The dancers will realize easy money and will go heavy on the stripper shit (oh I like him more etc). They just want that $$$. You could even tell them you don't have too much money today (the day you go), but want to check it out (the stage shows) for a bit. Don't go with the first dancer that approaches you (the first time you go, eventually you'll have favorites that recognize you and that's a good thing in my opinion). It could be within one or two minutes of arrival.
I used to be super shy at clubs (I'm pretty shy in general), but have learned the ways of strip clubs. I have been going for over 20 years now!
The first time I went I was 19 and my buddy at work (several years older) was like I'm taking you tonight to an all nude club (I wasn't eve old enough to drink obviously). I was like holy shit when I went in! Don't do that! Luckily , my buddy gave me the scoop on the place and had been there before which made it much easier. He paid the cover and the drinks (sodas, etc) as well. Needless to say, we are still friends haha. Now I am married and my wife goes to the clubs with me (sometimes). I may have not done so well in school for 14 years (two years college), but I sure did learn the game of strip clubs!
Have fun, be confident and don't put up with any shit (from the dancers, they'll give you their sad stories about needing to pay rent or their car payment etc remember - not your problem)!
If you've never had a hand job, I'd recommend dipping your toes in the water first by going to an Asian massage parlor for a happy ending. Would be much cheaper and a good start (It's been more than 25 years since I've been to one, but guessing it would run you about $60-$80 for half-hour). Low pressure, private. Chances are, you won't get a lingerie model, but I had great service from older Asian ladies back in the day because they're experienced and know how to handle a well-oiled cock.
If you have only $500 in savings, I wouldn't blow it all on some money-grabbing stripper that might leave you with blue balls.
And forget that chick that only wants to be "friends."
If you make that long of a trip, though, do plan for multiple days. Follies can have it's days when all the wild bitches decide to take a day off at the same time.
can't live without them.
and even harder to live with them.
sooooo.... rent them.
You'll know what you're getting at an AMP, no games, no hidden costs, just a flat fee and maybe a tip. At a SC, you might have to go through some costly lap dances and buy overpriced drinks before getting what you want, and there is no guarantee that particular club or that particular strippers offers any extras.