Would you like a 2-4-1 ?

"I just got here, ask me after a couple.. er actually, 3 beers!"

I would say "do I look like a homosexual ?"

Lol hell yeah I would

Yes please.

Thought bubble: Fake tits are a turnoff, but goddamn when I can tell the booty is phat from the front that means it's super phat. Fuck it: PAPI CHULO MODE, ACTIVATE!

Fuck yes.

O Hell Yes

Juice, yes. nice indeed.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYULi21hXRO/

Oh he'll yea

What is this instagram account? Are they some Brazilian escort agency? Because I'll book my flights right now.

LMFAO

Aiyee! Caramba! Oh yes please!

Why are you laughing? I was not joking.

Make it 8 for 1 and you have a deal.