Would you like a 2-4-1 ?

"I just got here, ask me after a couple.. er actually, 3 beers!"

I would say "do I look like a homosexual ?"

Lol hell yeah I would

Yes please.

Thought bubble: Fake tits are a turnoff, but goddamn when I can tell the booty is phat from the front that means it's super phat. Fuck it: PAPI CHULO MODE, ACTIVATE!

Fuck yes.

O Hell Yes

Juice, yes. nice indeed.

instagram.com

Oh he'll yea

What is this instagram account? Are they some Brazilian escort agency? Because I'll book my flights right now.

LMFAO

Aiyee! Caramba! Oh yes please!

Why are you laughing? I was not joking.

Make it 8 for 1 and you have a deal.