Bad news.

Uh-oh did you suffer an accident on the otc date?

Yeah. Things got a little too vigorous and for the first time in my life a Trojan ripped. Right away we both felt the difference. She said I have nothing to worry about so I'm totally good right? Lol

No sweat, now that you are going to be her baby daddy, everything is fine. You 2 can start picking out names for your baby.

I didn't cum, so no baby. Thank baby Jesus.

Next time should be free right? Or at least half price?

Yes. Busted condoms can be successfully treated by Listermint.

Unfortunately, neither of the human participants will see any effect.....

Good point dawg.

Yep. You are good. Nothing to worry about.

We all like to live dangerously here.

Danger is my middle name.

Next time try wrapping it in a fleshlight.

Do you think it would fit with the flashlight on?

Maybe...but I don't know your lady. She'd think you were a rock if it did! =)

But stock in listermint, just in case.

I'm not too worried but I suppose I'll get tested in a few weeks. If your fun was interrupted in such a way and you were unable to complete the deed would you negotiate for a reduced rate follow up?

Standing naked while swinging a raw chicken above your head works just as well as Listermint.

Just use crazy glue next time, Your Welcome.

Unfortunately, it happens. Get tested. For peace of mind if nothing else.

Why couldn't you just do like a normal person and wash your cock, take a piss, and put on a new condom to finish the job? Then you can spray down with Listermint once it's OK for it to sting for a bit and you want to cover a larger area than what the condom protects.

Or you could try this new product they claim it prevents all leaks !
https://www.google.com/aclk?sa=l&ai=DChc…

I like the idea of a spray on condom 25! I just might have to invent one.

PPWH. The problem was I was ill prepared and had just the one trusty Trojan. We were both shocked because those things never break. She offered a manual finish but that doesn't work on me.

@Stognasty, When I'm with a lady, I prefer to put down a 26 pack and say "I know we probably won't use all of these today, but I like to be prepared". It opens the door to a more extended engagement.

The 36 or 40 pack would probably be overdoing it, though. Also, FWIW, the most I have been able to get into my wallet without conspicuously having a wallet full of condoms is 4. The cashiers still probably see them when I pay at the Sheetz, but condoms don't start falling out all over the floor like when I tried to do 8 one time.

I would lose it if some guy had 8 condoms fall out of his wallet in front of me at checkout! That's pretty optimistic!

Well, we each have our own swagger. Some guys wear duck canvas jackets and Oliver Peoples glasses. Some take a girl to IHOP with 8 condoms in the wallet. If you bring one and she sees it, she is probably thinking "This guy is so presumptuous!!!" When you bring 8, she might think, "This guy is ... Hmmm... :-)"

I like your style, man!

Go get tested for any & all std's

We bought a gross of rubbers once as teenaged hippies going to a rock festival down in Louisiana. People at the concert laughed at us trying to sell them. We ended by inflating them and sending them through the crowds. This was an ace idea, people got a kick out of sending them through the air.

I heard about this, so I gave it a test. I removed a condom from the wrapper. Then I cut it to simulate a tear. I sprayed on the Listermint, the tear was still there. Obviously it works no better than trying to use tomato paste to repair a split tomato. Stay tuned for my report on the effectiveness of repairing a condom with rubber cement.