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Septic tanks

Aug 30, 2017, 6:24 AM
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Trish_Club_Lust
I AM THE QUEEN OF HEAD!

I jave been working at a back woods dive joint and someone came in and clogged up the entire septic system with.. welll... eeeeewww. Anyway, does anyone know someone who has a sewer sucker truck that can help us out?

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ATACdawg

Well, there is Winston Rothschild III and his Rothschild's Septic Sewage Sucking Service truck....

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Mate27

Best you call the "Mack Truck" for a load like this. Brother foghorn will preach your sins away while Juice slams down a dozen chicken wings in order to prepare for the next plug.

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warhawks

I'm sure Juice knows someone to call.

He probably has an app for that on his phone.

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ime

Well we know where crazyjoe has been

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Tiredtraveler

No internet service either? Google septic service in your zip code.

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JohnSmith69

One of my fav business logos was on a sewage pumping truck. "We're number one in the number two business."

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Clubber

JS69,

Or on the back, "Filled with political promises!"

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san_jose_guy

Back woods dive joint? Wow! I bet anything goes there.

Can you tell us where it is, can I see it on Google Street View?

SJG

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shailynn

^^^ how fucking retarded are you to not realize that's a troll making a joke.

God damn you're such a fucking out of touch idiot.

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flagooner

No, but I can get you in touch with a packing and moving company.

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LecherousMonk

ATACdawg, every "Red Green" reference is worth 1k "TUSCL bucks." See the door girl to claim your reward!

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ATACdawg

Thanks, Lech. Keep your stick on the ice!

Bit of Red-Green trivia: Steve Smith actually attended my high school in Brantford, Ontario for a year!

Quando omni flunkus moritatus!

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sharkhunter

Back woods dive joint? The answer if in Greenville could be godivas, however I haven't been there in many years.

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sharkhunter

Juice might know. Juice how many back woods dive joints are there within 100 miles of Greenville, sc?

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JuiceBox69

Godiva's LMFAO

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MackTruck

Call me, call me! The number is 555-555-5555

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