There's always a good laugh around here.

Even if I'm just chuckling to myself about posts. Just when you think things can't reach to any lower common denominator, somebody has to do one better than the other. Props to Gawker for starting that 3 way thread. I'm shy around another naked woman, please don't let me be naked next to an additional man. That's preposterous!

Happy holiday and don't sweat it out. It all works out in the end anyway. Keep chiming in on your hedonistic lusts, and I will keep indulging in high caloric intake. Somehow I don't think anyone wants me to chat about how I made love to pastrami sandwiches and chocolate cake this weekend, so go get them strippers for me!

I got to take a nap.