Official TUSCL Pets Thread
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Any of you fuckers have any pets?
I got my wife a declawed, neutered Maine Coon male cat about 6 years ago, from what Jackie has told me about Juice, this cat snores worse than him.
I also have a saltwater fishtank, about 75% of the time there's a live fish or two in there, my record was 2 years and 3 months on one single fish surviving, my shortest record is about 48 minutes from putting in tank to death.
I got my wife a declawed, neutered Maine Coon male cat about 6 years ago, from what Jackie has told me about Juice, this cat snores worse than him.
I also have a saltwater fishtank, about 75% of the time there's a live fish or two in there, my record was 2 years and 3 months on one single fish surviving, my shortest record is about 48 minutes from putting in tank to death.
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I do take exception to the lizards coming inside my house. I don't want them inside. One snuck inside twice. I'm hoping I don't find a dried up lizard corpse one day.
My back yard trees have like a zoo of animals living in them. I spotted some Doves back there. They would make a nice meal in a shtf scenario. Trying to think of what animals I could hunt and eat in a crisis. Birds would be hard to catch.
Where I used to live we had Rocky the flying squirrel. He would sneak inside the house but while outside, he would steal big red tomatoes and run up the trees with them occasionally dropping them on the unsuspecting neighbor. When he ran out of tomatoes to steal from the neighbors garden and went to ours, a hit order was issued and my older brother and I smoked him out and neutralized him.
We also had a stray cat we ended up adopting. It liked to hunt even though my relatives gave it food. We would see it catching mice or rats in the grass near the road on occasion. Of course it liked to play with its food often bringing back a small mouse to show us what it found.
I left it while trying to figure out a solution. The next day I realized I could drop my folded newspaper in the hole and create a ramp (the pipe is 6 inches in diameter and about 30 inches deep). Sure enough, the next day the skunk was gone. Didn't have to kill it and didn't have to get sprayed...that was my pet.
I also have 3 frog buddies and two lizard (gecko) buds!
My animal buds inspired me to invent the dachshund-frog-lizard system! :)
1 cat.
And a back yard full of deer.
^^ "You mean you've never eaten gator tail tidbits, tastes just like chicken."
Why not just eat chicken then? Probably quite a bit cheaper.
They're right. We do taste like chicken. :)
And at home, I have a table saw, bandsaw, miter saw, jointer, planer, and assorted other hand tools. All have very sharp edges and are fully capable of sucking me in and doing a great amount of damage. That's why I've never needed to date strippers either. ;-)
I also want to get a pet snake. Nothing dangerous or venomous. This one will be a female.
Also, many others. A squirrel once. A raccoon sort of, back when. Had a cat once in a while too, twice, but I'm more a dog person. Parakeet, also another type of budgie when I was really small. There's an almost-tame armadillo in the neighborhood where I live, it snoops around at dusk and will approach for carrots sometimes, but I haven't managed to get it to take food directly from my hand yet. Plenty of lizards, anoles brown and green, and geckos, and those chameleon things. Opossums in the parking lot across the street. Gators at the park, with Northerner idiots volunteering their doggies or kiddies for their dinner daily. And the house was infested with termites, I guess that counts as animals I was 'keeping' too.
True, but my wife doesn't deal with it very well, and of course, that affects me also.
When I lived in Lousiana, I almost stepped on an alligator in the back yard one day. It was big. We had tarantulas that got swept off the roof pretty routinely, a few dogs, and lots of snakes that got chopped up on an almost daily basis. I'm glad we moved away from there. The dogs probably saved me from snake bites on a few occasions.
I once thought about getting a pet snake before I thought, I don't want to handle mice, rats, etc during the feeding process. Outdoor lizards do just fine. It seems strange like the lizards know I'm not going to hurt them. They don't run away that much. I remember a neighbor had what he called a guard dog. I couldn't get within 50 feet of it without it running away in fear. It had like a sixth sense and could tell when I was approaching. The way the dog acted, it must have thought I was possessed or something. I never saw a dog so afraid. It did live next door to me. I didn't do anything to it to make it fearful. Weird dog.
Weird dog
Beware those puppies! Last one I found wandering the streets turned out to be about a 130 lb. black lab!
Great dog though. Pit bulls, when treated right, can be great dogs.
I saw a deer one day in my front yard. It almost hit my car. It was scared to death and running. It must have ran across a busy 5 lane highway to reach my house. I have no idea what it was running from. :). A really big predator cat?