Underwhelming

I visited this place once before when it was called Phoenix. It is in the main central shopping mall close to Ballantyne's Health Club and one floor up. You pay your entry (£10 but they have offers on their website) and go in to the darkest strip club I know. It was a fairly quiet night. The girls told me that there would be more pole dancing if the club was busier but I only saw a couple of girls on the stage - and neither of them even went topless. The girls were 5s to 8s in my book, from a variety of countries (but at least on this visit) all caucasian.

I had a couple of private dances in which girls got naked and offered some modest one way touching. Two of the girls recognised me from visits to the Honeypot at Maidenhead. My experience is that this club is less raunchy that Honeypot (and much less raunchy than Honeypot used to be) and the comments by the girls supported that. MK is a long way from other strip clubs so if you are there, this may be your best option. But if I were here again and had transport I would probably head to Birmingham for a better experience.