Parking revenge

I drove a shit wagon a couple of summers for a friend's dad back in HS. One of my favorites would be while siting at an intersection and all the smart asses would yell all the same old " nice job , loser " stuff. I'd flip the pump on and watch them all turn green and their windows frantically going u as that giant cloud of shit odor took over the intersection .

Vandalism is hilarious

Many years ago, had a boss at a part time job we all hated, so one night, a few of us peeded all over his car door handles, so just knowing he each would be touching the door handle when he left work was some simple inmature fun!

^^^I can do you one better than that goes back over 40 years, but a person that was hated by both his employees and partners alike,died, a few days after the funeral was held there was a private graveside service, only his employees and partners were invited. A large bottle of Scotch was bought along and everyone there went up to the grave and pissed on it.