Pittsburgh or Harrisburg?
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I just found out I have to make an out-of-state business trip to middle-of-nowhere Pennsylvania, nearly equidistant between Pittsburgh and Harrisburg. I am likely to spend two nights in one of those two cities and have never been to either. Other than one long-ago trip to the Pleasure Dome in White Haven, all of my Pennsylvania strip club visits (and numerous Pennsylvania TUSCL reviews) have been in the Philadelphia area, so I'm not sure what to expect outside of Philly.
When I travel, I always enjoy exploring new clubs (new to me, that is). For those of you who know the clubs in Pennsylvania, which of those two cities is likely to be a better choice? FWIW, I like nudity and contact (yes, please) as opposed to pasties and air dances (no, thanks). I'm happy to do my homework reading reviews -- I'm just looking for general advice on whether one city is better than the other, as I will need to book my flights soon. Of course, specific club recommendations are always welcome.
When I travel, I always enjoy exploring new clubs (new to me, that is). For those of you who know the clubs in Pennsylvania, which of those two cities is likely to be a better choice? FWIW, I like nudity and contact (yes, please) as opposed to pasties and air dances (no, thanks). I'm happy to do my homework reading reviews -- I'm just looking for general advice on whether one city is better than the other, as I will need to book my flights soon. Of course, specific club recommendations are always welcome.
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However, I would point out that PIT is on the west side of Pittsburgh. So it is on the 'wrong' side of Pittsburgh to get to where your are describing. Driving through Pittsburgh will suck or require a significant detour south to get the the PA turnpike. Also, there isn't much in terms of clubs out by the PIT airport.
mjx01 is 100% right. If you have an abundance of time, I would stay downtown Pittsburgh, take I279 to the turnpike to get where you need to go, but traffic could snag you a little.
Cheerleaders - downtown Pittsburgh
Blush - downtown Pittsburgh
Filly Coral - about 30-45 minutes EAST of Pittsburgh on I70 out in the middle of nowhere in Smithton
I haven't been to McKees Rocks in years, but I assume it's still a pretty rough part of town. I would definitely go downtown (Blush/Cheerleaders) over McKees Rocks (low mileage Club E).
I agree with The Filly Corral in Smithton as a best value stop. Sizeable cover, but that comes with full nudity and free beer and soft drinks.
I would go there before Club E. in McKees Rocks which is closer.
I grew up there, but I didn't think 279 went in the direction of the Filly Corral. From downtown, I want to say Saw Mill Run/Clairton Blvd to I70. Farther east of downtown you can take the Parkway to I76 to I70.
Three priests were in a train station on their way home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very sexy, shapely, well endowed woman wearing a very tight sweater. She made the three priests very nervous so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets. The first priest approached the window.. "Young lady, I would like three pickets to titsburg." He completely lost his composure and fled.
The second priest goes to the window. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nipples and dimes." Mortified, he too fled.
The third priest moves to the window. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And, I must say, if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger is going to shake his Peter at you.
@ATAC: Savanah's is easily the best you going to get in Harrisburg, but that is because everything else SUCKS (in a bad way). Savannah's pales compared to Blush/Cheerleader/Filly.