Glasses in strip clubs.

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Stognasty
Everywhere. Currently Phoenix
I wear glasses (can't see for shit without them) and I can't wear contacts comfortably because of dry eyes. I love breasts on and around my face but have a problem with titty smudges all over my glasses. Also they kind of get knocked crooked a lot. Any one else have a problem with this?

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clubdude
7 years ago
Most of us just take our glasses off when getting a dance (assumed in VIP).
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shadowcat
7 years ago
I have 20/20 but if I was in your shoes I'd use the Braille System. :)
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Call.Me.Ishmael
7 years ago
Most booths have a little shelf for your drink or anything else. Take them off.

If you can't see her while she's on your lap, then you need a seeing eye dog, not glasses. Even so, you should be able to find your way around by touch.
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Lurker_X
7 years ago
The OP said contacts are not an option... But clubbing is the principal use I get for mine. I had to whine a bit with my optometrist to get a weak prescription for indoor use. They always want to set you for far distance to drive with.
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twentyfive
7 years ago
@Shadowcat Those little bumps around the nipple called the aureole are actually Braille letters they say lick here.
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grabbingsomepussy
7 years ago
^^^ LOL, good point.
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Dominic77
7 years ago
Here we get what amounts to air dances so PLs need glasses just to see the dancers.
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Cashman1234
7 years ago
I wear glasses in the club - I need them to see anything. I am uncomfortable wearing contacts - so I don't wear them anymore. I understand the potential for smudges - and you can avoid them by taking your glasses off in VIP -
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Bj99
7 years ago
Most guys take them off. I will ask them ab it, if they don't. I have had a few customers who prefer to see.
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whodey
7 years ago
Go to Lens Crafters and ask for the Chris Sabo special.

http://m.mlb.com/cutfour/2015/01/19/1068…
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mjx01
7 years ago
Often the dancer will take my glass off for me, or I take them off at the appropriate time.
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Stognasty
7 years ago
Those Sabo specials would pull so much action lol!
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Stognasty
7 years ago
I feel like Velma from Scooby Doo without my glasses or when I get them knocked halfway off. I would take them off but I like to enjoy the scenery without the effect of when I would try to watch the scrambled porn channels as a kid.
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jaredlucas
7 years ago
I take my glasses off for close up fun

My fingers and dick see pretty well otherwise.
Cheers!
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sharkhunter
7 years ago
If she wants to put boobs on your face, take them off. If she's not that close, keep them on to see. Is lasik surgery not a choice either? I don't like dong surgery unless needed though. I have 20/10 vision with contacts. There is an extra moist contact lens available as well. It was too moist for me. If you haven't tried it, you might be missing out.
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sharkhunter
7 years ago
If the club is dark enough, I'm like a blind man going by feel. My night vision is pretty good though.
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BurlingtonHoFactory
7 years ago
I have the same problem. I used to take them off and put them on a ledge in the VIP rooms, but a few times they were actually knocked onto the floor by dancers, so now I just wear them during LDs and try to clean them afterwards. Smudges from body makeup (or whatever the hell strippers put on their tits and asses) are hard to remove without actual lense cleaner, though.
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joc13
7 years ago
Luckily, my glasses are mostly for reading, as my distance vision has actually been improving over the last several years.

So, I take them off for dances.

I started doing it years ago, but not because I was worried about smudges or getting them knocked off. I noticed that dancers were more likely to stick their boobs in my face if the glasses were off.
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skibum609
7 years ago
I wear glasses. I take them off for dances and when I tip on stage I will leave them on the bar with my drink.
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RTP
7 years ago
I used to wear wire rim glasses in the early 90's and I was very near sighted (Lasik surgery fixed it). I had a feature stripper once take them off my face and put them inside her g-string. I really did not find this sexy at all and I could not see very well. She gave them back to me about 20 minutes later, but they were bent. I should have negotiated some type of extra for the damage, but I was mostly frustrated.
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shadowcat
7 years ago
RTP - I've seen feature acts where the stripper has taken the customers glasses and then rubbed them all over her pussy before handing them back to him all smeary. :)
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Cashman1234
7 years ago
@shadowcat - I saw that as well. I was with friends (years ago in the mid 90's) and we went to Franks Chicken Hut where the feature was a porn star named Keisha (a big tit porn star), she took my friends glasses off - rubbed them all over her pussy and then he put them right back on!

I'm guessing that dancers must avoid that a bit more now - due to the ease of transmitting bodily fluids to an unwanting customer?
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Clubber
7 years ago
Easy, I take the classes off. I know what I'm seeing and poor vision can "hide" somethings.
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Jascoi
7 years ago
I am like Mr. Magoo.
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Crownand7
7 years ago
Take them off. I leave them at my table while tipping the stage and there is usually a small table for drinks that can hold them during lap dances. Sometimes if you have a goofy dancer, she can wear them.
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chessmaster
7 years ago
Met a hot stripper with glasses last night. So sexy.
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ATACdawg
7 years ago
@sharkhunter: "I don't like dong surgery unless needed though."

Really? Was that a Freudian slip, do you need an implant, or have you got snake eyes? ;-D
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Clubber
7 years ago
BTW, I did leave mine in a VIP room one time. I was about 1/2 way home when I realized I couldn't see very well driving. Went back and got them.
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Lurker_X
7 years ago
chessmaster, yeah strippers look fine with glasses. It's like a vestige of the burlesque era when they wore costumes. You could be getting a dance from that receptionist at the doctor's office or bank teller, LOL. The last girl with glasses I bought dances from was very "grabby" and had been dancing for about a year and a half. I got the impression it was an outlet for her from a nerdier outside life.
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ndnman
7 years ago
I have bad eyes but 90% of the time I'm wearing my contacts. Like Stp and shadowcat said several years ago a feature dancer at a nude club motioned me to the stage. She took off my glasses, grabbed my head and pulled my face into her spread eagle pussy. Then she rubbed my glasses on her pussy and handed them back to me. I of course put them back on but they were smeared with pussy juice and I didn't give a shit. Was well worth that nights cover and drink charge. Ahh fun times...
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Dominic77
7 years ago
Q: Why do Java developers wear glasses?
A: Because they can't C#!
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Cashman1234
7 years ago
@Dominic77 - that's funny! Lol! Gotta remember that one.
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azdd
7 years ago
I used to wear glasses for distance only. Without them I couldn't recognize dancers on stage from across a dark club. LASIK surgery changed all that, and lots of other things for the better. If you are a candidate for this, I highly recommend it!
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