Strip Club Lost and Found Box

These seem to be lost with every one of my visits, but the dancers never return them.

1. My inhibitions
2. My dignity
3. My cash

In that order.

I posted this thread with respect to the things I have lost in a strip club that I have no hope in ever seeing again

Me too

Props Flagooner!

A dancer's virginity.

A box

1. Moral compass
2. Fiscal responsibility
3. A large box of bourgeois values.

Great answer, flagooner! Whenever I leave a VIP room with a stripper and she asks me if I have everything, I feel like answering "Everything except my dignity!" :)

An umberella, 1 glove and 1 sock.

Things I thought I found:

1. Love
2. Friends
3. Happiness

Things it actually ended up being:

1. Used (for $)
2. Fake
3. Heartache

Don't fall in love with a stripper.

When they say it's not about the money..... it's about the money.

I have actually been very fortunate and gotten back the stuff that I left in clubs. I have dropped my phone a couple times. A bouncer found it once and left it with the door girl. Another time, it was still in the chair where I had gotten my dance. I left a hat one night and they actually had it when I went back.

In those cases, it was stuff that was under $30 new, though.

So, a hat, a phone, and a used pair of liquid lapdance pants ("It looks like some kind of BDSM costume, maybe someone will come back for it")