I'm at the airport and a 9+ Latina (I think Puerto Rican) just arrived at her gate directly across from me.
There has been plenty of talk about ITC and OTC. Any strategy suggestions for ITA ("in the airport", not "in the ass" you homos)?
Obviously not enough time for this trip, but would be nice to be prepared for next time.
Replies (19)Latest
Ask her to sit with you on the plane, then get her drunk during the flight; )
Offer to share your fruitcup;)
LOL, she's not on my flight. She is sitting across the way waiting on the plane to LaGuardia at that gate.
Walk right up to her and ask if she wants to fuck. Then after she slaps you in the face, return to your seat.
LOL. Wish me luck
J/K
Change to her flight and tell her that you wanna get to know her biblically that always works for me, or you could grab her by the pussy ;)
Grope her. Report back so we know how it went.
Change to her flight, figure out her seat, and sit next to her. Make casual conversation and fingerbang like the guy below. You should be married inn a year.
Walk up and tell her shes beautiful. Trust me im not shy i would do it. Ive done it before if i see a hottie i like i am not shy but i am not rude about it either
Fortune favors the bold. Walk up to her and confidently tell her what you would like to do with her.
Here is how it's done:
Tell her you are practicing for a job interview with the circus.... If will sit on your face you will guess her weight
Ask her if she's a stripper - then make it rain-on-her at the terminal
Give her a blumpkin
Airport when you're not on the same flight the odds are basically zero.
Tell her you are scared of heights and would prefer joining the 2 foot club instead of the mile high club and would she mind joining you in the restroom.
LOL
Well ................... Did you go talk to her ?
Join the conversation
Sign in to reply to this discussion.