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What happens if a stripper dies while you are fucking her?

Feb 18, 2019, 2:15 AM
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jackslash
Detroit strip clubs

Q. What happens if a stripper dies while you are fucking her?

A. You save $50.

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flagooner

LOL

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GoVikings

Lolol

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GoVikings

Lolol

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GoVikings

Lolol

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minnow

jackslash, are you a granny fucker or what ? Deaths outside of accidents are very rare in the typical stripper age demographics. The only stripper deaths that I'm aware of are AIDS (1), suicide (2), and maybe 1 cancer.

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viking2012

^ ODs are probably higher on the scale.

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rickdugan

^ Don't forget drugs minnow. If jack is paying $50 to get laid, his girls are no doubt hiding track marks. I could just see him pumping away while thinking that her spasms are from wild orgasms rather than the OD in progress. ;)

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rickdugan

@Thee: Dammit, you posted right in front of me, lol.

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flagooner

Don't forget drug related deaths.

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viking2012

:D

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crazyjoe

What if you and the stripper both died at the same time?

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