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What happens if a stripper dies while you are fucking her?

jackslash
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Detroit strip clubs

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

Q. What happens if a stripper dies while you are fucking her?

A. You save $50.

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flagooner
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LOL

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GoVikings
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Lolol

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GoVikings
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Lolol

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GoVikings
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Lolol

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minnow
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jackslash, are you a granny fucker or what ? Deaths outside of accidents are very rare in the typical stripper age demographics. The only stripper deaths that I'm aware of are AIDS (1), suicide (2), and maybe 1 cancer.

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440viking
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^ ODs are probably higher on the scale.

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rickdugan
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^ Don't forget drugs minnow. If jack is paying $50 to get laid, his girls are no doubt hiding track marks. I could just see him pumping away while thinking that her spasms are from wild orgasms rather than the OD in progress. ;)

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rickdugan
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@Thee: Dammit, you posted right in front of me, lol.

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flagooner
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Don't forget drug related deaths.

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440viking
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:D

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crazyjoe
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What if you and the stripper both died at the same time?

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