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What happens if a stripper dies while you are fucking her?

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Q. What happens if a stripper dies while you are fucking her?

A. You save $50.

12 comments

  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    LOL
  • GoVikings
    6 years ago
    Lolol
  • GoVikings
    6 years ago
    Lolol
  • GoVikings
    6 years ago
    Lolol
  • minnow
    6 years ago
    jackslash, are you a granny fucker or what ? Deaths outside of accidents are very rare in the typical stripper age demographics. The only stripper deaths that I'm aware of are AIDS (1), suicide (2), and maybe 1 cancer.
  • TheeOSU
    6 years ago
    ^
    ODs are probably higher on the scale.
  • rickdugan
    6 years ago
    ^ Don't forget drugs minnow. If jack is paying $50 to get laid, his girls are no doubt hiding track marks. I could just see him pumping away while thinking that her spasms are from wild orgasms rather than the OD in progress. ;)
  • rickdugan
    6 years ago
    @Thee: Dammit, you posted right in front of me, lol.
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    Don't forget drug related deaths.
  • TheeOSU
    6 years ago
    :D
  • crazyjoe
    6 years ago
    What if you and the stripper both died at the same time?
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    Jacklash should save up for psychological help, not the club
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