An evening saved
Been awhile since I wrote about one of my home clubs. Sauntered in somewhat early on a Thursday. The side tables next to the stage were taken so after telling the bouncer the usual "I can help myself", I sat in an open area near the side towards the center. There were only about 6-10 dancers at the time, no one grabbing my attention. But I was content just hanging. Before I knew what was happening, a bouncer swooped in with not one, but about three groups of golf bros that now totally surrounded me. We were jammed in, I had no access in our out, nor any dancers. It was as if my SO ordered these dudes to setup a defensive perimeter, armed with $1's, to keep dancers away from me. It was a cock block of epoch proportions so when I saw an opening, I bolted from my seat to the bar area.
I ended up next to a newish dancer who was just standing at the bar, perhaps not confident enough to enter the bro dome. She gave me a nervous "hey". She was not my typical type, with a few extra pounds, but most of them were in the right areas. At that point, I just thought fuck it, so I said let's go, almost leading her to the VIP area. There she was very nervous but then I started to compliment everything about her and the GFE experience started taking off. The more I complimented, the better it got. Her ability to change up when management came by let me know that she was not really that inexperienced. Not the UHM of days gone by but compared to how the night was shaping up, I left HL feeling pretty damn good.
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