What's the difference between a dead stripper and a Cadillac?

I don't know, but that ass in your avatar is boner inducing.

The suspense is gonna kill us what’s the difference?

I wouldn’t want to get caught taking the Cadillac for a ride

A: I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

I think shadowcat’s answer is the correct one. Mine would have been better if I simplified it to “I’ve never been in a Cadillac”

The cad still runs!

A cadillac won't give you a lap dance.

A stripper doesn't have windshield wipers.

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

I used to have a Cadillac in my garage now I have a Mercedes it fits better ;)

I would have loved it if you had just setup the joke lolita with no intention of ever giving us a punchline...