What's the difference between a dead stripper and a Cadillac?

11 comments

• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  I don't know, but that ass in your avatar is boner inducing.
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  The suspense is gonna kill us what’s the difference?
• BoringLoser

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  6 years ago

  I wouldn’t want to get caught taking the Cadillac for a ride
• shadowcat

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  6 years ago

  A: I don't have a Cadillac in my garage
• BoringLoser

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  6 years ago

  I think shadowcat’s answer is the correct one. Mine would have been better if I simplified it to “I’ve never been in a Cadillac”
• Musterd21

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  6 years ago

  The cad still runs!
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  A cadillac won't give you a lap dance.
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  A stripper doesn't have windshield wipers.
• LolitaLove789

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  6 years ago

  I don't have a Cadillac in my garage
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  I used to have a Cadillac in my garage now I have a Mercedes it fits better ;)
• PaulDrake

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  6 years ago

  I would have loved it if you had just setup the joke lolita with no intention of ever giving us a punchline...