what is the best grocery store for mongers?

What was the challenge? I need to know!

my last review i showed up at a club that was closed so there were no strippers in my review. njb asked, "what's next wlly reviews a place he drove by on his way home?" mr. orange then awed at how i wrote a 5 paragraph review with no strippers and indicated i could write a review about a grocery store. so its really at both of them. but njb is the main challenger.

It's a tough call as both the local Walmart and Target have plenty of talent.

Farmers Market

If you don't mind tattoos and piercings, trader Joe's girls are hot and slutty

I go for the babes at Piggly Wiggly!!

For mongers? You gotta get the one where she delivers to your house.

Dollar store...she needs money...need I say more?!?!.

Santa Fe springs?

I was at a Trader Joe's yesterday, and I deliberately wandered a few more times through the aisles to ogle a yoga-fit looking employee...

Residents of Dallas who are of a certain age may remember the grocery store affectionately known as the Disco Tom Thumb. Thursdays were “find a date” nights. Hotties galore.

^ there are some Tom Thumb C stores throughout Florida.

the food bank

Harris Teeter

Another worrying post from Willy. I hope you do a guy job of hiding your TUSCL account from your wife. With all the grocery stores shutting down these days Target is the best option. Women at walmart usually have 3 kids by 3 different fathers and the women at whole foods have all settled down by 23.

*good

IGA

In Manhattan Beach CA on Sepulveda there’s a Ralph’s and CVS where all the trophy wives pick up stuff: lots of pro athletes and big business execs live in the adjacent beach community. Holy shit, it’s like a modeling runway. I pass 2 other Ralph’s to shop at that one just for the scenery. (Yes, “pathetic loser” is my name.)

When I lived in Manhattan Beach, Bristol Farms used to get the trophy wives.

True dat, Bristol Farms probably draws the REALLY rich ones who don't care about the 200% markup over Ralph’s. I’ll go “check the merchandise” there, thanks!!

As one that did computer work in many food chain stores in the Miami area, this is easy. For quality and quantity, Publix. The small chains, Whole Foods comes to mind, but these are as scarce as Asian dancers!