Balancing expectations

Teasers is a club which really is about as out of the way as it gets. As such, the well of dancers they can hire out of is a little shallow, and it kind of shows. Strangely enough they do find a few attractive women, but a lot of the time you see girls that you just feel a bit of grim pity for, because you feel bad that the poor girl is showing herself and getting no attention. Maybe most cats aren't stressing a pity-dollar thrown to a homely girl, but most clubs don't hire those types of women, so it's typically a non-issue.

The place is out of the way enough (off Texana road) that you have some discretion. The dances are $20, and in a wall and curtained off area with seats like a restaurant booth. The people are pretty nice though sometimes the dancers' boyfriends are there mean-mugging.

All in all, it's not going to be a place you remember the rest of you're life, but it's also not somewhere you're going to get stabbed or mugged or whatever. (Unless you touch one of the girls, probably)