Thank you for your service, but you have some funny but fucked up sex stories sometimes...
This morning an ex military friend of mine told me a story that had me dying laughing kynass off. He was in charge of a group of guys. One of them is laughing in the morning and my friend wanted to know why. The laughing guy woke up in the morning and saw blood all over his friends face. He thought his friend was either hurt from a fight at the bar the nighr before or dead. Turned out he ate out some rather large woman that was on her period the night before... lmfao


Another military friend of mine bragged about banging 3 chicks in the same day without washing his dick. Two of them were at a little kids birthday party and one was at the pool of the apartments he lived in at the time.