Told my atf it was my birthday (it really was)

^ Fo sho ;)

Yes you shud

OMG. Don't marry her. Then all the fun will stop. Trust me.

^ Rong, that’s when fun begins;)

^ Says a man that has been divorced now, how many times ?

I got to know a little more but damn that’s a good start. Nobody does that shit for me. :(

@Warrior LOLZ

@OP. But I'm betting you opt for the manager instead.

Fucking HOMO.

Muddy9- i was just thinking about this. This is the same girl who, a couple months ago, told me to be safe when going home. Now, I'm not saying strippers are completely void of human emotion, but i do find it hard to believe that they would care if any of us were safe when leaving

They're like any other woman. The problem most of you have is you have nothing in common with them and they're out of your league, so you act like the problem is them....not your ill conceptions. If you're old enough to be her grandpa or if you have nothing in common, of course she won't care or like you outside of the business transaction. Goes for any other woman too.

Icey- I'm like 8years older than her and we both like fart jokes. Suck it.

But for real the "should i wife her" comment was sort of (SORT OF) a joke

-->"She tells her manager who proceeds to buy me not one, not two, but three shots. Should i wife this girl?"

I'm not sure about the girl, but the manager at least deserves a reacharound

I think the second and third shots, which were almost consecutive, were at her request

Lol @ subraman. Got dam common courtesy

Manager bought me another shot today. I just might have to suck this guy off

DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT.

Damn, you're making my skin crawl.

Haha