Told my atf it was my birthday (it really was)

^ Fo sho ;)

Yes you shud

OMG. Don't marry her. Then all the fun will stop. Trust me.

^ Rong, that’s when fun begins;)

^ Says a man that has been divorced now, how many times ?

I got to know a little more but damn that’s a good start. Nobody does that shit for me. :(

@Warrior LOLZ

@OP. But I'm betting you opt for the manager instead.

Fucking HOMO.

Muddy9- i was just thinking about this. This is the same girl who, a couple months ago, told me to be safe when going home. Now, I'm not saying strippers are completely void of human emotion, but i do find it hard to believe that they would care if any of us were safe when leaving

Icey- I'm like 8years older than her and we both like fart jokes. Suck it.

But for real the "should i wife her" comment was sort of (SORT OF) a joke

-->"She tells her manager who proceeds to buy me not one, not two, but three shots. Should i wife this girl?"

I'm not sure about the girl, but the manager at least deserves a reacharound

I think the second and third shots, which were almost consecutive, were at her request

Lol @ subraman. Got dam common courtesy

Manager bought me another shot today. I just might have to suck this guy off

DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT.

Damn, you're making my skin crawl.

Haha