Wednesday evening at 2001 Odyssey

Rolled in via Uber around 9:30 PM on a Wednesday. Cover charge was $25, but they give you a wristband that gets you free or reduced price drinks, and they waive the usual $5 fee to enter the private dance areas behind the main stage.

The main club area is pretty small, with one stage, a few tables, and a bar. Lots of mirrors and neon everywhere. Chairs in the main area weren't particularly comfortable, but that shouldn't surprise anyone.

When I walked in, there were about 5-6 girls in the main area. H stopped me to say hi and let me know she was about to go on stage. She's a brunette with a killer ass and really firm tits, definitely an 8 in my book. Once her 3-song set ended, we adjourned to the semi-private rooms for a lap dance. $30 per song seemed a bit high, but she was super talented and talked dirty in my ear pretty much the whole time. Definitely seemed interested in what was in my pants too. She convinced me to enter the champagne room for the first time in my life.