World’ first lapdance pants! Anyone has tried them?

9 comments

• sparky4567

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  5 years ago

  These Limited Edition Pants were designed by guys who KNOW strip clubs. Our Goal: To design the perfect pants to give guys the best Lap Dance experiences of their lives. AND IT WORKED! Extensive field testing has shown amazing results! (unexpected benefit: dancers loved how these pants feel so much, they gravitated toward the test guys & gave them MUCH MORE grindage) COMFORT - We solved all the common issues of comfort. We are particularly proud of the patented "Invisa-Lube" fabric, an exclusive world-first multi-layer synthetic blend accomplished by extensive 2 years testing with 3 textile labs. The fabric undergoes a proprietary finishing treatment to produce the frictionless magic known as "Invisa-Lube", an invisible lubrication experience more slick than liquid lubricants, yet 100% free of the hassle of those messy goops. The sensation will blow your mind! You will NEVER wear regular pants to a club again. - All 4 pockets are intelligently positioned on side of pants, so neither you or your dancer ever sit on keys or phone. - NO SEAM on front of pants! No velcro. No zippers. No buttons. Not plastic feeling, stiff, thick or wrinkly like other pants. CONVENIENCE & SECURITY - 2 pockets have secure zipper for your valuables, keys, credit card, phone. NEVER again lose your things in a dark club! - LUXOR pants are logo-free & ship to you stealth ...so only you know what they are for. - 100% waterproof layer is so soft, you won't realize it’s there. - Comfortable easy-stretch waistband makes it easy for her/you to discreetly reach in & adjust the orientation of your equipment. Limited production. She will prefer to rub on you these pants feel so much better on her skin. …many dancers are reporting they actually get really turned on, b/c they feel so good, almost like sex! For the cost of only 4 dances, THESE PANTS WILL GIVE YOU A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF PLEASURE! ONE SIZE FITS ALL
• lotsoffun201

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  5 years ago

  I can’t believe one size fits ALL.
• Lone_Wolf

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  5 years ago

  Not bad. Would prefer an opening in the front though.
• BoringLoser

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  5 years ago

  One of the pockets should have an opening in it
• JohnSmith69

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  5 years ago

  If the little head can’t come out easily there’s no way you’ll have the best lap dance experience of your life. I’ll stick with shorts.
• NJBalla

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  5 years ago

  60 dollars is ridiculous. Any chance the 1 review is by an employee of the company. "Richard" took a lot of time to write such a glowing review
• Liwet

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  5 years ago

  Ya, lack of a hole in front prevents some of the activities that can occur in a club.
• reverendhornibastard

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  5 years ago

  Sounds like a cum on to me!
• Jascoi

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  5 years ago

  shorts. defiantly.