Semi-precious gem in the strip club wasteland of the Treasure State

Teasers is the only strip club left within 50 miles of Bozeman, now that Buffalo Jump has closed. Some of the girls who danced at the Jump now work at Teasers. Their hours have changed. They used to open every day at 4 pm, but when I went they didn't open until 7 pm.

Teasers is divided into two sections. To the left is the bar, which also has some outdated video gambling machines. Drinks are very reasonable. A well drink with a mixer is just $4 plus tip. To the right is the strip club. You pay $7 entrance fee, or $20 if you're under 21. There is one main stage with chairs all around it, and small tables and couches surrounding that area. Behind a partition, near the DJ booth, are 4 or 5 couches which are used for the 3 for $100 dances. There is also a space for very expensive private dances, but it's an outrageous cost. I was quoted $350.

The last evening I was there, the crowd was sparse, and the weather outside was cold, but several of the 8-10 women there were hot, especially if you like slutty looking tatted women, which I do. In the past I've been there when it was pretty, umm open minded in the girl on girl action on stage sometimes when two dancers overlap or when they involve a woman from the audience, but not this time. I'm sorry, but I forgot the name of the blond with large breasts and extensive tats who gave me the 3/100 deal. The mileage was low compared to many places I've been in Texas and Florida, and even less than in some clubs in Seattle: tittie sucking, light kissing and moderate stick shifting. But it's the only strip club between Billings and Butte, so if you need to see hot naked women and you're on I-90, it's worth a stop.