Phatassadelphia

Lets just get this out of the way. When Papi Chulo dies and goes to heaven, they will send his Cuban ass right back down to this strip club. I have never seen a collection of this many phat asses in my life. This shit was a rap video. Philadelphia, PA. Saturday night. South Philadelphia close to the airport and in an industrial area. This club goes till 3am so I had time to check it out, I rolled in just before 2am. Parking lot packed to the brim. I was able to find one spot right in front of the club. I walk up the sign said no hoodies. I asked the dude if this was good and he said he's gonna ask me to take it off. So I said fuck it I'll go put it back. The problem was the shirt I had on was not really suitable for this type of upscale club. People were dressed up. My t shirt was like some fucked up tie dye t shirt from Daytona Beach. Made me look like some crackhead from Florida. I said fuck it though and went on in but I would easily be the worst dressed dude in there. Big crowd. Customers mostly black with some Latino. Alcohol club. Corona $9. A lot of hookah in the club too.

Walk in, they got some like total recall type scanner that scans your id and takes some crazy photo of you. The girl at the front said $20 but free military. Through a mag, get patted down and walk through. This club is huge, it really is a palace. Definitely the nicest club in Philly physically. This is like a rap star, athlete, make it rain type big booty joint and that's what was pretty much going on. Bar on the right, main stage down on the center left. Satellite stages around. There's an upstairs. Tables and chairs seating all around. A few bars too. LD is $20 wristband to have access and $30 there after. There's a champagne room option too, I believe it's $500 for 30 minutes.

Dancers. Mostly black/mixed/latina but some white in there. Talent was really good I thought, especially if you like bustier girls, rap video type girls. For the most part, although there were some petite's in there too. 7-9's. The girls will go around and give you an air dance on the floor looking for tips. I sat right by the stage, got a good view. There this one chick, phat, phat, phat natural big ass bootilcious girl. She looked Blasian, that's kind of rare so I was like fuck it, lets go for a test run. I asked her on stage if she wanted to do dances she's was like sure. But after she got off, she and a couple of friends went to the back of the club where they were having some party or something. It might have been a celebrity or whale or something. Either in a place like this no matter what I was going to do, I was not gonna be the main attraction. While I think I very nice club, with very interesting, a lot girls were hot here, it's just not a place for us TUSCLers I think. People were making it a rain all around, hell even I had made a little $4 rain thing just to feel like I fit in somewhat. And btw $50 is a lot just to get one fucking dance. I wouldn't come on a saturday again, too much goin on. But these big booties were a sight to behold most were natural too. It was really glorious.