If you perverted apes are bothered by the change in the green M&M’s footwear - and you should be - sign this petition:
You hairless apes KNOW the green M&M is a horny slut. Let’s keep her that way. ROAR!!!
Important rick issue: keep the Green M&M slutty
rickthelionStraight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
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last commentIf this fails I’m only eating reeces pieces here on out.
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Pro tip: if you turn up the heat before FS from the green M&M, you won't need lube.
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I don’t know why my brother rick calls you a girly ape libby or Ilbby or whatever the fuck. You make some delightful comments and that is one of them.
Imma take a drive to find the guy that is tryin’ to de-slutify the green M&M but I’m in too much of an alcoholic fog to figure out where I should be going. Anybody want to help a rick out?
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You're a special type of weirdo if you care about the green Eminem's lady that much. I didn't even know she changed her Footwear. What about the lady with the glasses is that sex appeal gone to?
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Lol damn speech to text. That's supposed to say M&Ms
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Tiburon, your bitterness that the Green M&M will not fuck anything but a large feline, and would not even look at a non-land animal, is really obvious.
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