Flprida is truly America's drainpipe. I had thought I had found the worst state in America when I moved to Louisiana, and Florida would be a step up. I was wrong.
Floridians are the rudest, most entitled, narcissistic, and dumbest people I've met. The biggest problem is too many people from the northeast. So many rude, ignorant, entitled motherfuckers from New York and New Jersey who think they're special. They're only special in short bus sense. The you add in additional fucknuts from Illinois, Michigan, and Minnesota. The icing on the cake would be the socialists from Cuba and Puerto Rico invading from the south.
I was doing a lot of driving yesterday. Every bluehaired moron, especially with out of state plates was driving 10 mph or more below the posted limit. Half of the other assholes found their phones more important than watching the road. I oberved more than five collisions between 11 and 3, three involved emergency vehicles, and we had to clear lanes twice to let emergency vehicles through to other responses.
But we have great beaches, low taxes, and more personal freedom than most other states. If we could just create a morals and common sense test to keep the idiots out and deport the the current residents that would inevitably fail...
Also, I don't think Florida is the flattest state in the union, I believe that privilege goes to Louisiana.
Gamma Ape, I’d like you to consider something: when a hairless ape thinks every other ape he or she meets is a stupid asshat it is usually the first ape that is a stupid asshat.
I mean really, you claim that you’ve lived in two different states, both of which are the metaphorical unwiped assholes of the world. One of those places is the home of the dugan and the gator. The vulture also migrates to Florida and he finds the place delightful. Maybe your bringing the (again, metaphorical) unwiped residue with you.
Stupid autocorrect. You try using an iPad with lion claws. Imma go find Tim Apple or whatever the fuck that gaywad’s name is and go all wildebeest on his ass. Where’s my drivin’ whiskey?
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last commentYou guys are just jealous 😁
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Florida, America's mullet
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Flprida is truly America's drainpipe. I had thought I had found the worst state in America when I moved to Louisiana, and Florida would be a step up. I was wrong.
Floridians are the rudest, most entitled, narcissistic, and dumbest people I've met. The biggest problem is too many people from the northeast. So many rude, ignorant, entitled motherfuckers from New York and New Jersey who think they're special. They're only special in short bus sense. The you add in additional fucknuts from Illinois, Michigan, and Minnesota. The icing on the cake would be the socialists from Cuba and Puerto Rico invading from the south.
I was doing a lot of driving yesterday. Every bluehaired moron, especially with out of state plates was driving 10 mph or more below the posted limit. Half of the other assholes found their phones more important than watching the road. I oberved more than five collisions between 11 and 3, three involved emergency vehicles, and we had to clear lanes twice to let emergency vehicles through to other responses.
But we have great beaches, low taxes, and more personal freedom than most other states. If we could just create a morals and common sense test to keep the idiots out and deport the the current residents that would inevitably fail...
Also, I don't think Florida is the flattest state in the union, I believe that privilege goes to Louisiana.
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===> "You guys are just jealous 😁"
Exactly.
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In the state where I live now, people from Florida are referred to as Floridiots. Bless their hearts.
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Gamma Ape, I’d like you to consider something: when a hairless ape thinks every other ape he or she meets is a stupid asshat it is usually the first ape that is a stupid asshat.
I mean really, you claim that you’ve lived in two different states, both of which are the metaphorical unwiped assholes of the world. One of those places is the home of the dugan and the gator. The vulture also migrates to Florida and he finds the place delightful. Maybe your bringing the (again, metaphorical) unwiped residue with you.
Think about it. ROAR!!!
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Geez, gammanu, as long as you're insulting the people of the Northeast and Midwest, let's not forget the Canadians!
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Stupid autocorrect. You try using an iPad with lion claws. Imma go find Tim Apple or whatever the fuck that gaywad’s name is and go all wildebeest on his ass. Where’s my drivin’ whiskey?
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Plummeting temperatures in Floriduh cause iguanas to fall from sky in front of shocked locals.
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Still more fun than a winter storm
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They should change the name for Florickia.
Better an iguanado than a sharknado.
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WSVN) - Florida took the number one spot for the most shark strikes in the U.S.
Unprovoked shark attacks jumped to 73 in 2021, which is up from 52 the year prior.
Volusia County had the most with 17.
Brevard, Miami-Dade and St. Lucie counties had two each
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